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Saving Freedom Reborn

Started by Tomato, March 07, 2009, 01:49:21 PM

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Tomato

I have decided that the recent turn of events is just not convenient for me at this particular time. Therefore, I have decided to just kill all of you, so that this community will never be destroyed by outside forces.

And my first victim shall be... Prem! *knife to the face*

The Hitman

*turns Tomato into Ketchup... or Catsup*

catwhowalksbyhimself

Unfortunately for you, I'm am a metaphysical cosmic force symbolic of all cats, and can't be killed, short of killing all felines in the universe, that is.
I am the cat that walks by himself, all ways are alike to me.

Gremlin

*disables CWWBH's internet connection*

Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat.

Tomato

*ressurects with the almighty power of the Tomato force*

Not that I don't appreciate your enthusiasm for my ultimate solution Hitman, but it isn't particularly convenient for me to die until everyone else is dead, so... *stabs Gremlin*

Panther_Gunn

hmmm....looks like I'll have to do some pro-bono work.   <_<

*launches Tomato into a black hole*

....and if ya figure a way outta that, I'm sure I can think of worse fates.  I lived in North Dakota for 5 years.
The Best There Is At What I Do......when I have the time.

daglob

Naheola, Alabama on a Saturday night...

DON'T ASK!

Gremlin

What's so bad about Nahelola, Alabama on a Saturday night? :huh:

*is ambushed by wild dogs*

Failed_Hero

Quote from: Gremlin on March 08, 2009, 08:20:41 AM
What's so bad about Nahelola, Alabama on a Saturday night? :huh:

*is ambushed by wild dogs*

answer: German Shepherds, the dogs and people.  The people have fire hoses and clubs also.  That is what is so bad about Nahelola, Alabama on a Saturday.  Also alien abductions.  That's a fact, with some legend; sprinkled with folklore and lies.
At the end of the day all that matter is that I tried, right?

daglob

No, no, it's Pascagoula Mississippi that has alien abductions, and they fly out over Gulf Breeze Florida.

cmdrkoenig67

Killing members of the forum, to save it from outside forces?  Tomato, that makes no sense...I think you've lost your oozey, seed-filled mind.



Tomato

Yes, and talking to a dead person is soooooo much better *kills dana*

cmdrkoenig67

Not death by insane tomato!!!...
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!