I have a new personal mission

[Reepicheep]

In light of this thread, it is my new personal endeavor to fill my inbox up.

Of course, my personal endeavor means hard work on your behalf.

Send me PMs! Get that inbox filled up! Free Haribo for those who help.

Those not wishing to participate, send a private message explaining why you have chosen not to partake in this community-building exercise, so that we can adjust our event coordination for next time.

[Reepicheep]

Thats 10!

We're doing well, fellas. Off to a good start.

How many more?

I have no clue.

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

Yeah... to be honest I'm just not going to send you a PM Reep.  Too much trouble by half.

However, I would like to take this opportunity to entreat the broader FR community to send Reep a message for me.  That's save me sooo much trouble!

[Reepicheep]

The eyebrow has spoken. Can't turn it down now.

Up to fifteen. Doing good!

[ow_tiobe_sb]

I've left you a voice mail message, Reep, as I've absolutely no clue as to how to use a computer, post on a forum, or send you one of the post meridians you've requested.  Please call me back sometime.  Cheers!

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker

[BlueBard]

I really think you're not going the full distance, Reep.

You've got an Inbox AND an Outbox.

What are you doing to fill up your Outbox, Hmm?

Besides, you're missing an opportunity.  If you work at filling up your Outbox while at the same time provoking replies to your messages, you will also fill up your Inbox faster.

For that matter, why haven't you started a Chain Letter?  Efficiencies, man!  Look for Efficiencies.

{Having said that, if you send me a Chain Letter I will be forced invoke the Curse of the Ten-Thousand Flea-Bitten Loose-Boweled Rabid Wolverines on your back yard.  Nothing personal.}

[Reepicheep]

For reasons of personal health and hygiene, I haven't started a chain letter.

However, I am replying to every PM sent my way. You would know, if you had PMed me.


Zing.

[BWPS]

For reasons of personal health and hygiene, I haven't started a chain letter.

However, I am replying to every PM sent my way. You would know, if you had PMed me.


Zing.

OH SNAP!


Also, outgoing messages aren't saved that I know of.

[BlueBard]

For reasons of personal health and hygiene, I haven't started a chain letter.

However, I am replying to every PM sent my way. You would know, if you had PMed me.


Zing.

OH SNAP!


Also, outgoing messages aren't saved that I know of.

They are, if you click the little checkbox that does that.

[Deaths Jester]

It's truly unbelievable you'd stoop this low Reep!  I mean, begging for PMs...come on now why not change ye attitude?  It would be so much easier on me!  ;P

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Reep, I'm rather disappointed that you failed to meet me at the corner of 19th and Lexington last evening--as I thought we had arranged--so I could help you achieve your "new personal" Mission.    Where were you, lad?

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker

[Reepicheep]

Maybe I'm across the road from you. Try waving, I'll see if I can spot you.

[BlueBard]

Your new mission, should you choose to accept it, is to locate this person:



He was last spotted with a moogerflooger on the corner of 19th and Lexington.

Good luck.

This forum will self-destruct in 60 seconds...

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Please disregard the most recent message, for 'twas a rogue transmission.  Your true new mission, should you choose to accept it, is to locate and neutralise this person:



The suspect is wanted in connection with public acts of misthreadination and megalomaniacal monochromaticism (a senseless and brutal crime, to be sure).  Be advised that the suspect is armed...and legged but otherwise mostly harmless and completely pointless.

This forum self-destructed 30 seconds ago.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker

[BlueBard]

I do, too, have a point.

It's right on the top of my head.

[Reepicheep]

But I don't even own a gun, let alone a pair of shades.

[BWPS]

But I don't even own a gun, let alone a pair of shades.

I made you a pair of Gun-Shades, I was going to wait until your Birthday but it looks like now's the best time. And I know, having two high powered machine guns fitted to the side of solid gold sunglasses that are activated by reciting your high school's Alma Mater is an expensive gift, they were still only a third of the price of a pair of Oakleys.

[Deaths Jester]

But I don't even own a gun, let alone a pair of shades.

I made you a pair of Gun-Shades, I was going to wait until your Birthday but it looks like now's the best time. And I know, having two high powered machine guns fitted to the side of solid gold sunglasses that are activated by reciting your high school's Alma Mater is an expensive gift, they were still only a third of the price of a pair of Oakleys.

Wait?!?!?!  I thought those were for me?!?!?!?!

[JeyNyce]

Reep why for the love of Stan Lee are you trying to fill you inbox?  As a Mod here, it is my duty to PM you and to tell you that what you are doing is wrong!  You will get a PM from me in due time!

[Reepicheep]

Hm. I don't seem to have got it. Maybe you should send me another one? Maybe another few, just to be safe.