If you don't drink...don't post.

[thalaw2]

I was gonna do something clever here....but I think I'll just pass out instead.  correcting my own typing has made me forget what I was gonna say.  But it was gonna be clever....real clever. 


Ya'll dont love me!

[Reepicheep]

I'm disobeying thalaw!

[Deaths Jester]

Ohhh...a thread that supposedly was just the right place for me but for some reason isn't.  What the 'ell?!?!?!

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

You don't drink, you don't post... what do you do?

[Deaths Jester]

You don't drink, you don't post... what do you do?

Start drining, that's what!!

[cmdrkoenig67]

I'm drinking a Vitamin Water....Mmmmmm.

Dana

[Deaths Jester]

I'm drinking a Vitamin Water....Mmmmmm.

Dana

Wrong drink type, Dana.

[captmorgan72]

If Captain Morgan was running for president, I would so vote for him. 

[BWPS]

I drink like a 12 year old but I love Captain Morgan so every time I'll take a shot I go "ARE YA READY KIDS?... AYE AYE CAPTAIN... OOOOOooooooh!" and then drink.

[Mr. Hamrick]

I definitely do drink. Wishing I were right now in fact.

[Deaths Jester]

I definitely do drink. Wishing I were right now in fact.

As we all know...I am drinking right now because I never stop drinking!!

[Panther_Gunn]

You don't drink, you don't post... what do you do?

Start drining, that's what!!

Definitely something inside!  (for now, at least)

[cmdrkoenig67]

I'm drinking a Vitamin Water....Mmmmmm.

Dana

Wrong drink type, Dana.

Aawww... 

[thalaw2]

Wow!  I don't remember making this thread at all.  I think I need a drink...to calm my nerves and help me remember. 

[JeyNyce]

I'm not going to post anything because I'm going out to drink right now........oh wait........*sigh* 

[thalaw2]

Would you believe research now shows that drinking is good for the brain...(kinda like LSD)?  Drink up buddies! 

[Deaths Jester]

Would you believe research now shows that drinking is good for the brain...(kinda like LSD)?  Drink up buddies!

Seee...I thold ye drink in execess is good for you!  Now where the 'ell did I wake up at this time?!?!?!

[Previsionary]

DJ is living... dead... general proof that drinking is bad for the brain. Look at him! Just look!

*Warning: Looking at DJ could cause blindness and/or death*

[Deaths Jester]

DJ is living... dead... general proof that drinking is bad for the brain. Look at him! Just look!

*Warning: Looking at DJ could cause blindness and/or death*

But my brain works most of the time...except when I drink ancient tequila with my buddy the Azetc Mummy...then all bets are off!!

[Tawodi Osdi]

Why is an Adam Ant song playing in my head all of a sudden?

[thalaw2]

Christmas is coming so enjoy this recipe...some minor graphic language


TEQUILA CHRISTMAS CAKE

                Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes; please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!):
                4 cups flour
                1 tsp. baking powder
                1 cup soft butter
                1 cup water
                1 tsp. salt
                1 cup brown sugar
                ½ cup lemon juice
                4 large eggs
                Nuts (mixed)
                1 bottle Tequila
                2 cups dried/mixed fruit
                 
                Sample a cup of tequila to check quality. Retrieve a large bowl...check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality...repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy-looking bowl along with 2 cups flour. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chunk in the cup of dried fruit. Note: You may have to pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity. Next, shift 2 cups of salt a 4 more cups of flower, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greek the whole oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees, slam it on the counter to pass gas out of it...try not to fall over in it again. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the tequila and wipe the counter with small dog.
                 
                MERRY NEW YEAR!!


I wanted to put it in quotes but I couldn't find the quote button...just presed the closest thing.

[Deaths Jester]

Keep your cake outta my tequilla!!!