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Offline Glitch Girl

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Superhero Clickbait
« on: January 19, 2017, 04:57:25 PM »
What's really going on behind the scenes at the LexCorp offices!
You won't believe it!


When this miracle doctor met Talia AlíGhul - you'll never guess what happened next.


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Number 6 is a Shocker!


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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2017, 07:57:39 PM »
Ooooo....but what about Talia Al'Ghul's sex tape with Bruce Wayne? We all know that's out there...

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2017, 05:20:47 AM »
I saw that the Hulk was arrested in Australia for illegal steroids.  It's great that I can buy these same steroids legally in the US to increase my muscle mass.
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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2017, 05:30:40 AM »
[Picture of Carol Danvers from Marvel Super Heroes 1968]

You wouldn't believe what she looks like now!

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2017, 11:34:18 AM »
-Why Hollywood wont cast Marvel Man any more?
-Generation X,where are they now?
-This 75 Year old looks like hes 35.Dermatologist everywhere hate him.
-10 event comics you didnt know were sequels
''Even our origin stories have gone sour.''
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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2017, 02:22:13 PM »
News reporter goes into phone booth. What happened next will blow your mind!

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2017, 05:33:03 PM »
What are they hiding?
Is your boyfriend a vigiante?  Take this simple quiz!
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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2017, 10:35:17 PM »
Reminds me of something I saw years ago that would also fit:

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2017, 01:06:41 PM »
Adults all over the internet are stumped by this riddle given to preschool children. Can you solve it, Batman?

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2017, 04:07:27 PM »
He thought it was a normal trip to the Gotham Novelty Shop until this happened!

20 Signs You're a Pre-Nu52 Kid

Superman and Lois Lane Secret Affair!
Does Clark Kent know?
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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2017, 05:18:36 PM »
Spider-Man Killed His Wife HOW?!?
Top 10 reasons to not marry a superhero
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Also, I lost it at "does Clark Kent know?". Great joke there, GG!
« Last Edit: January 24, 2017, 05:20:38 PM by spydermann93 »

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2017, 10:33:27 PM »
Reminds me of something I saw years ago that would also fit:

Are you a mutant? Take this easy test!

I just noticed Glitch Girl posted this already. Could have sworn that I read the first post in this thread...

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2017, 01:37:00 AM »
T'Challa and Storm's divorce papers: You'll be amazed at who got Wakanda!

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2017, 01:46:54 AM »
Batman photographed cheating on Catwoman with Posion Ivy; claims he was mind controlled. Our experts say otherwise.

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2017, 01:50:12 AM »
Should've copied Robin's idea of rubber lips. For shame...

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2017, 01:51:07 AM »
Feel like you've been revised? Does your past seem different than what you remember? The truth behind Convergance and Secret Wars.

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2017, 02:02:13 AM »
Defenitive proof the Guardians of Oa are smurfs! You won't believe your eyes!

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2017, 06:21:34 AM »
The secret affair between John Stewart and Barbara Gordon that nobody knew about 
The real reason Batgirl was confided to a wheelchair.
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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2017, 06:26:15 AM »
"The Fastest Man in the World" A blessing and a curse
Iris West reveals that all.
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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2017, 02:33:51 PM »
How Disney Princesses would look if they were Parademons!
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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2017, 02:47:29 PM »
[Picture of a runty, one-eyed sailor with bulgy forearms]

What secret makes this man a veritable Hercules?

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2017, 07:06:58 PM »
Ben Parker spotted alive and well, living next door to Elvis in Memphis trailer park!!!

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2017, 09:01:36 PM »
Ben Parker spotted alive and well, living next door to Elvis in Memphis trailer park!!!

You forgot: Marylin Monroe owns the trailer park.


Now this:

[picture of Barry Allen Flash]
"I came back."

[picture of Superman]
"I came back."

[picture of Batman]
"Get out of my face."

[picture of Hal Jordan Green Lantern]
"I came back."

How to come back from almost anything-celebrities share their secrets.
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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2017, 10:31:32 PM »
The Secrets to the Batcave and Batman's "secret room" revealed!!!!

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2017, 10:31:59 PM »
Robin caught fighting crime alone! Could this be the end for the dynamic duo?

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2017, 01:13:01 AM »
Robin caught fighting crime alone! Could this be the end for the dynamic duo?

"Be here tomorrow; same Bat-time, same Bat-channel."

[picture of a blonde woman in a red cloak holding up an apple]

"This apple holds the secret to a long life."

This one is going into Norse mythology (or "Tales of Asgard").

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2017, 06:13:46 AM »
T'Challa and Storm's divorce papers: You'll be amazed at who got Wakanda!
But who got the royal harem and the cure for cancer?
''Even our origin stories have gone sour.''
Jon Farmer

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2017, 04:06:23 PM »
Have you been replaced by a Skrull? Twelve signs that you have.

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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2017, 04:20:24 PM »
Terra Kept this Hidden Throughout Her Time in Teen Titans!

Bruce Wayne's IQ is Unerving!

Is This Penny Palmer Stock About to Grow?
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Re: Superhero Clickbait
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2017, 06:53:00 PM »
See what Spiderman revealed that has his fans outraged!!

J. Jonah Jameson - hero hater or secret hero fetish freak? You'll be amazed at what we found!