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Re: The worst movie you ever saw...
« Reply #90 on: February 20, 2018, 02:47:07 AM »
Watched The Room. No doubts about it. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

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It was beautiful. :thumbup:
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Re: The worst movie you ever saw...
« Reply #91 on: February 20, 2018, 05:49:34 AM »
But what was it, the dismal acting (or lack thereof), shoddy production values, off-key non-melodic soundtrack, an abundance of "Ugly" (see the movie "Kansas City Confidential"; Neville Brand, Jack Elam, and Lee Van Cleef, all in one movie), a script written by a kindergartner, what?

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Re: The worst movie you ever saw...
« Reply #92 on: February 20, 2018, 02:26:44 PM »
But what was it, the dismal acting (or lack thereof), shoddy production values, off-key non-melodic soundtrack, an abundance of "Ugly" (see the movie "Kansas City Confidential"; Neville Brand, Jack Elam, and Lee Van Cleef, all in one movie), a script written by a kindergartner, what?

Everything. It isn't just that it's bad. It's awkwardly bad. It's like looking into some delusional state of reality, and the result is both mystifying and hilarious.
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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Comet TV Marathon: Best of the Worst
« Reply #93 on: February 26, 2018, 05:09:10 AM »
Deciding they couldn't compete with the Academy Award, Comet-TV decided to put on a display of movies that never had a chance to be nominated... because they were bad. See if you recognize any of the titles off this list:

Troll 2
Eegah!
Mac and Me
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Garbage Pail Kid Movie.


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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Comet TV Marathon: Best of the Worst
« Reply #94 on: February 26, 2018, 11:07:30 PM »
I remember Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, I've actually seen the Garbage Pail Kids Movie (I didn't really like it) and Troll 2 is pretty infamous for being So Bad It's Good: "They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!!"
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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Comet TV Marathon: Best of the Worst
« Reply #95 on: February 14, 2019, 05:46:11 PM »
Reviving this for one reason, really. Comet has become an outlet for a lot of TV shows, and has lost a lot of its' charm, but today they are running a Valentine's Day marathon, and Mars Needs Women is among them. I decided to look up Tommy Kirk and he had a quote that I find amusing:

"Larry Buchannan is like a cinematic serial killer, and he should be stopped before he kills again."

Pretty much sums it up.

Kirk does say that Buchannan was a nice guy and great to work with.

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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #96 on: February 14, 2019, 06:15:54 PM »
Tommy clearly never meet Uwe Boll.
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