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Re: The worst movie you ever saw...
« Reply #90 on: February 20, 2018, 02:47:07 AM »
Watched The Room. No doubts about it. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

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It was beautiful. :thumbup:
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Re: The worst movie you ever saw...
« Reply #91 on: February 20, 2018, 05:49:34 AM »
But what was it, the dismal acting (or lack thereof), shoddy production values, off-key non-melodic soundtrack, an abundance of "Ugly" (see the movie "Kansas City Confidential"; Neville Brand, Jack Elam, and Lee Van Cleef, all in one movie), a script written by a kindergartner, what?

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Re: The worst movie you ever saw...
« Reply #92 on: February 20, 2018, 02:26:44 PM »
But what was it, the dismal acting (or lack thereof), shoddy production values, off-key non-melodic soundtrack, an abundance of "Ugly" (see the movie "Kansas City Confidential"; Neville Brand, Jack Elam, and Lee Van Cleef, all in one movie), a script written by a kindergartner, what?

Everything. It isn't just that it's bad. It's awkwardly bad. It's like looking into some delusional state of reality, and the result is both mystifying and hilarious.
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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Comet TV Marathon: Best of the Worst
« Reply #93 on: February 26, 2018, 05:09:10 AM »
Deciding they couldn't compete with the Academy Award, Comet-TV decided to put on a display of movies that never had a chance to be nominated... because they were bad. See if you recognize any of the titles off this list:

Troll 2
Eegah!
Mac and Me
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Garbage Pail Kid Movie.


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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Comet TV Marathon: Best of the Worst
« Reply #94 on: February 26, 2018, 11:07:30 PM »
I remember Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, I've actually seen the Garbage Pail Kids Movie (I didn't really like it) and Troll 2 is pretty infamous for being So Bad It's Good: "They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!!"
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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Comet TV Marathon: Best of the Worst
« Reply #95 on: February 14, 2019, 05:46:11 PM »
Reviving this for one reason, really. Comet has become an outlet for a lot of TV shows, and has lost a lot of its' charm, but today they are running a Valentine's Day marathon, and Mars Needs Women is among them. I decided to look up Tommy Kirk and he had a quote that I find amusing:

"Larry Buchannan is like a cinematic serial killer, and he should be stopped before he kills again."

Pretty much sums it up.

Kirk does say that Buchannan was a nice guy and great to work with.

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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #96 on: February 14, 2019, 06:15:54 PM »
Tommy clearly never meet Uwe Boll.
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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #97 on: February 18, 2019, 04:15:01 PM »
Is The Room `Plan 9 From Outer Space' bad, or `Why would anyone willingly watch this crap?!' bad?


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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #98 on: February 18, 2019, 04:22:49 PM »
A bit of both really.
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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #99 on: March 24, 2019, 09:04:14 PM »
The Predator.And not an amusing chessy 80's homage way I expected.Its just bad.
Not only does it f*ck up Predator lore,it also thinks that autism is the next step in the human evolution.And likes to reminds us that Predators have EXOskeletons UNDER the skin.And they still have the HUD and heat vision without the mask.I could go on,but I think...Predator dogs,motherfunting Predator dogs.
And worst of all,it ends with the same sequel hook as Pacific Rim Uprising and Independence Day Resurgance.And the Predator dogs,mother...sorry,I just cant get over that one.
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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #100 on: March 24, 2019, 10:17:34 PM »
So... I take it you didn't like it?

I have my doubts about The Twilight Zone reboot. Too often the people doing the reboots decide they can fix what was not broken in the first place (I know, I harp on this a lot, but it happens A LOT!!).

I think in the original Predator they did see in infra-red; the one in Predator II used the helmet to shift to a different frequency (U/V?) so he could see in the freezer. No HUD when the original one lost his helmet, though.

Predator dogs...

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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #101 on: March 24, 2019, 10:26:10 PM »
The problem with the Twilight Zone reboot is that a very big chunk of the original writers are deceased, not just Rod Serling. The reboot of The Outer Limits reboot that ran mid-90's to early 2000s worked because a lot of the writers from the original series were still alive and worked on it. So even though I won't be watching (I'm not paying for CBS All-Access any time soon, if at all/ever), my best guess is that it will feature a lot of remakes of old scripts from the original or stories by new authors that pale in comparison quality-wise and may not even fit the concept properly. Namely stories that Serling would toss in the trash if he was still alive.

I've no desirw to watch STAR TREK: DISCOVERY or the new version of THE TWILIGHT ZONE. My interest may be piqued when Picard's new series airs, but I doubt it. THE ORVILLE fills my STAR TREK needs enough, even though it isn't really STAR TREK. And I'm not a fan of the Kelvin timeline.

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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #102 on: March 25, 2019, 04:06:29 AM »
The Predator.And not an amusing chessy 80's homage way I expected.Its just bad.
Not only does it f*ck up Predator lore,it also thinks that autism is the next step in the human evolution.And likes to reminds us that Predators have EXOskeletons UNDER the skin.And they still have the HUD and heat vision without the mask.I could go on,but I think...Predator dogs,motherfunting Predator dogs.
And worst of all,it ends with the same sequel hook as Pacific Rim Uprising and Independence Day Resurgance.And the Predator dogs,mother...sorry,I just cant get over that one.

I've heard in reviews that the new Predator was heavily reedited and reshot and such before release. Though, like Suicide Squad and Justice League, there was no guarantee the original one was going to be any good anyway.
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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #103 on: March 25, 2019, 08:16:02 PM »
http://whatculture.com/film/the-predator-18-wtf-moments?page=6
And the definite crowning scene.Description doesnt do it justice,this needs to be seen.I s*it you not.  :lol:
Seems like another case where doing nothing would yield better result.Have a group of bada$$es.Predator hunts them.All you have to do.
And Predator dogs.With dredlocks.Im sorry but I cant process that.  :huh:

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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #104 on: June 12, 2019, 11:26:25 PM »
The Addiction is making my top ten for sure. The movie was enticing, it has vampires, deals with addiction and a decent line-up connected to the early Tarantino stuff. At least that's what the ad says. It has the word vampire more like it and is a straight up PSA just like you watched in high school and just as terrible but with a wasted budget. That's all it is. There is one enjoyable scene only and it's Christopher Walken taking about pooping. But again you can just as well watch that online and spare yourself the trouble. In fact I'll save you the time.

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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #105 on: July 28, 2019, 03:31:50 AM »
Nightmare Theater tonight has a movie entitled "Warning From Space". It is a pretty dismal movie, the only interesting thing about it is that a bunch of Starros are running around...

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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #106 on: July 28, 2019, 11:10:22 PM »
Shame there's not a JLA to fight them, ha.

I just rewatched the MST3K version of the The Crawling Terror, and MAN was that bad.  It's up there in the worst of the MST3K movies.
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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #107 on: July 28, 2019, 11:54:50 PM »
I first heard of that movie in one of the "Golden Turkey Award" books. The story behind it is interesting, as I remember, and the makers of the movie were quite ingenious. It didn't help, but otherwise it would have been a lot worse.

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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #108 on: July 29, 2019, 01:18:35 AM »
Haha, yeah, it definitely didn't.  :)
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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #109 on: September 06, 2019, 09:26:52 PM »
Still leaning towards Leonard Part 6 for the bottom rung. It's like the film Terrorvision. My old roommate funded that movie and the only reason it happened was because the people that made it wanted to make a movie in their life, they didn't care what it was about or if it was good. Leonard Part 6 was that. Cosby wanted to make a movie and I can imagine after being told his ideas were stupid got heated and they just let him put whatever he pleased in that script, it was his money anyways. Difference of course here is his had a budget and a big studio backing it yet turned out worse and less redeemable than Terrorvision did.

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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #110 on: September 09, 2019, 04:04:28 AM »
Pillow of Death is probably the worst I've seen that wasn't on MST3K. It spends the whole movie following a man (played by Lon Chaney Jr.) who's been accused of murder. He then sets out to prove his innocence, all the while the voice of his supposed victim taunts him, claiming he did kill her. But then... (Incoming spoilers for a 70+ year old film)
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The whole movie just ends up being a meaningless waste of time because of this.

I should note I haven't seen a whole lot of truly terrible films.

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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #111 on: September 09, 2019, 04:27:41 AM »
Pillow of Death is probably the worst I've seen that wasn't on MST3K. It spends the whole movie following a man (played by Lon Chaney Jr.) who's been accused of murder. He then sets out to prove his innocence, all the while the voice of his supposed victim taunts him, claiming he did kill her. But then... (Incoming spoilers for a 70+ year old film)
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The whole movie just ends up being a meaningless waste of time because of this.

I should note I haven't seen a whole lot of truly terrible films.

That was an Inner Sanctum movie. They were all uneven and often a little weird. I believe they also had the taking head in the crystal ball.

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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #112 on: September 09, 2019, 03:23:03 PM »
The head in the ball was also used in the tele version of Night Gallery...

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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #113 on: September 09, 2019, 05:52:50 PM »
The head in the ball was also used in the tele version of Night Gallery...

As for junk movies...I've got a whole list of them...

I looked it up; this was the last Inner Sanctum movie, and they did not use the "head in the ball" for it. All the others did, though. A couple of those movies have shown up on Svengoolie and he makes fun of it.

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Re: The worst movie you ever saw... Necroposting
« Reply #114 on: September 09, 2019, 10:28:33 PM »

A couple of those movies have shown up on Svengoolie and he makes fun of it.
Yeah that's where I saw it. I only watched it because I was curious about the Inner Sanctum movies. Even Sven complained about the ending when it was over.