*walks into an alley noticing a box that says take me.* ''Hey... whats this little sucker'' OH NO! stay away you creep! *gets his head bitten off but manages to still yell
BY:glitter
*stands up and applauds*
Thank you thank you, it was really nothing.
The Difference between Normal Poeple and Scientists (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_difference.png)
Yes... Boxes nowadays tend to be the scariest mammal in the vorld...
Sorta a scientific fact...
Then again, I could be making this up... :p
FORIAMSPAM!
seriously, one minute your singing if your happy and you know it then you see the box and you have an urge not to clap your hands.
Ah, xkcd...lovely. I thought I was the only one, but I shoulda known better. ^_^
On-topic:
A box that says take me? Pfft. Someones been into the Lewis Carroll. Theres a bottle here with drink me on it, should we put it in the box that says take me with the biscuit that says eat me?
Or would that just propound the whole course this thread may take? Decisions, decisions, that must be made on a singularly frustating idiom. Huh. :huh:
yes, yes do as you please but don't mess with the door that says come in.
Quote from: glitter on June 08, 2007, 10:27:32 AM
yes, yes do as you please but don't mess with the door that says come in.
Or the black hole that says feed me...
Or the iPod that says listen to me...
Or the book that says read me...
Or the pizza that says eat me...
Or the mime that says beat me...
Or the... person that says... kowabunga?
FORIAMSPAM!
Quote from: Spam on June 08, 2007, 01:31:52 PM
Quote from: glitter on June 08, 2007, 10:27:32 AM
yes, yes do as you please but don't mess with the door that says come in.
Or the black hole that says feed me...
Or the iPod that says listen to me...
Or the book that says read me...
Or the pizza that says eat me...
Or the mime that says beat me...
Or the... turtle that says... kowabunga?
FORIAMSPAM!
fixed. And your next
*rolls by in his caddy with one of his personal assistants riding shotgun and wielding a BFG*
Hmm, man and woman kill curiousity in a drive-by!
Driveby with a bfg? Wouldn't that launch the car into dimensions unknown by the recoil alone?
it was her choice of weapons not mine
Quote from: glitter on June 08, 2007, 10:27:32 AM
yes, yes do as you please but don't mess with the door that says come in.
*takes the "Come In" sign off the door and replaces it with a "Don't Panic" sign, then sneaks away*
*takes a bite of an apple* oops! this said eat me on it! i'm gonna DIE!!! :banghead:
walks into an empty room that has a sign on the door that says come in. tries to open the door but... but... lets just say it did not end so well. :unsure:
*digests glitter*
hey i am not meant to eat, trust me, i dont taste so good. :P
I've never eaten glitter!
*smashes glue on glitter*
*doing his best Goldie Hawn impression*
That's the way the pork!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Sock-it-to-me Sophisticate
*does his best imperssion of some guy from one of Goldie Hawn's first Televison shows*
You bet your dear sweet Bippy!
*Socks It to ow_tiobe*
:gauntlet:
falls into a hole.......how exciting! <_<