*stabs the next person to post in this thread*
*Shoots the person 5 posts down from this post*
*Is shot by future self attempting to shoot Syn*
*is then stabbed for good measure*
*laughs at you all*
*watches*
*waits*
*quietly plans to retcon the entire debacle into a tragic bicycle accident involving a duck with a slight limp and Scurvy, the Vitamin C-Deficient Dancing Bear*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
*Goes three posts back and kills Syn, narrowly avoiding shooting himself*
*uses time travel to prevent himself from posting, so tomato's going back 3 posts and killing himself, and fills in the last gap before the next poster gets shot...even tho... ya know... tomato killed himself >_>*
*posts*
*just got hit with Tomato's bullet*
*Kills self, but future self ends up alive because the universe doesn't like paradoxes. In retribution, it causes Syn to cease existing*
Hah! Eat that!
*is randomly killed by some post from the present, past, or future by a means he doesn't know yet (I know it's coming though!)
*finalises plans for rewriting this plot*
*raises pen (which is mightier than the sword)*
*writes*
*signs cheque made out to self for £2,000 drawn on Tomato's account*
*laughs all the way to the bank*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Did someone forget their Cloak?
*lays down land mines for the next 3 posts*
Oh snap! Watch out! Civilian, civilian!
FORIAMSPAM!
*prepares bazooka to shoot at Conduit*
*steps at the land mine that resulted to a*
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*explosion causes flux in the time stream that brings back syn and GGiant*
*space time continuum causes error that ow_tiobe_sb never signed in tomato's account*
Ha ha take that!
Quote from: GGiant on August 13, 2007, 08:32:34 PM
Ha ha take that!
*takes "that" and surgically implants it in GGiant's gall bladder, then takes the opportunity to remove the patient's intestines, liver, pancreas, and wobbly bits*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Not a Doctor but Portrays One on TV
*shoots person ten posts up*
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on August 14, 2007, 06:16:05 AM
*takes "that" and surgically implants it in GGiant's gall bladder, then takes the opportunity to remove the patient's intestines, liver, pancreas, and wobbly bits*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Not a Doctor but Portrays One on TV
*gets surgical treatment by a real doctor*
*watches and waits till ow_tiobe_sb steps on a land mine*
*puts out a hit on the next person to double, triple, or quadruple post*
*is miraculously alive due to an event involving a damaged clock, and pint of lemonade, and two oreo cookies)
Hah! I'm only posting once! I win!
*sets tigers on every post within three posts of this one*
*is happy to already be dead and thus not truly affected by this bloody time-travel-shifty thingie at all*
*tries to shoot tomato from altering the time stream*
*looks at his hands, no gun*
whoops
*runs off*
*aims at the time stream*
*launches a nuclear missle that upon close up reveals Mr. Hamrick himself straddling the missle and riding it like a cowboy riding a horse*
(maybe someone will get the film reference I was going for there)
*runs over the poster two down from here with the Zeroliner*
*sees mr. hamrick*
die!
*tries to shoot him down*
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t208/rubberdude13/sniper.gif)
*looks at hamrick and is quite sure that at least he stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb.... moves into a safe place and snipes the persons on the 3 next posts*