We have been kinda without randy (I don't consider occasional visits every few weeks being 'with' someone)
I feel it is time for a new rise to power. Namely mine.
Bow down to my no longer vacant space of supreme rule! In my new world order, you shall abide by my rules, and my commands. Once I think them up, that is.
c'mon, get bowing.
Bah, I will not support you or your spurious reign! The great Leader will come again, and his coming will be marked by cheese, you'll see!
*goes off to kick-start the Church of Ripoff, effectively becoming religious leader of the forum*
Get bowing? Dude, we'd knock you over with the draft! :lol:
*brainwashes Tomato*
*dusts off*
:swordteleport
*assassinates Reep*
Quote from: Reepicheep on September 20, 2007, 07:47:50 AMc'mon, get bowing.
Well, I don't know what it's got to do with an obviously doomed attempt at a coup, but here it is:
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/6646/davidbowiec10104180kx6.jpg)
*is brainwashed*
My Lord is all. All hail the kind and merciful Randy.
Quote from: Tomato on September 20, 2007, 03:14:49 PM
*is brainwashed*
My Lord is all. All hail the kind and merciful Randy.
You expect me to hail Micheal Jackson's brother? I'd rather elect a peice of wood. *Puts a crown on a block o' wood.*
*kicks the wood; runs off with the crown*
Quote from: Reepicheep on September 21, 2007, 12:17:33 AM
*kicks the wood; runs off with the crown*
My Burger King crown! I got that 'cause... I went to a birthday party thing, and got one of the crowns! Giiiiiive iiiiiit! Baaaaaaaack! Nooooooooow!
*runs after Reepicheep*
*Illogically runs after Spam and subsequently destroys the universe*
Quote from: Reepicheep on September 21, 2007, 03:29:34 PM
*Illogically runs after Spam and subsequently destroys the universe*
*slaps Reepicheep over the head*
"How many times do I have to tell you about destroying the universe? Go to your room."
Quote from: vamp on September 21, 2007, 03:38:51 PM
Quote from: Reepicheep on September 21, 2007, 03:29:34 PM
*Illogically runs after Spam and subsequently destroys the universe*
*slaps Reepicheep over the head*
"How many times do I have to tell you about destroying the universe? Go to your room."
*slaps Vamp upside the head*
How many times do I have to tell you to stop telling other people what to do? Go to your room, young man, and no Cable TV for a week!
*undestroys universe by pulling a string*
You will all bow down to me.
As the only feline in this thread, I am clearly the superior being.
That is all.
Quote from: Spam on September 21, 2007, 04:27:51 PM
Quote from: vamp on September 21, 2007, 03:38:51 PM
Quote from: Reepicheep on September 21, 2007, 03:29:34 PM
*Illogically runs after Spam and subsequently destroys the universe*
*slaps Reepicheep over the head*
"How many times do I have to tell you about destroying the universe? Go to your room."
*slaps Vamp upside the head*
How many times do I have to tell you to stop telling other people what to do? Go to your room, young man, and no Cable TV for a week!
*undestroys universe by pulling a string*
*slaps Spam across the head*
How many times do I have to tell you to stop telling people what
not to do? Go to your room, no cabel TV for a week and no supper tonight!
*Eats beef*
Quote from: Reepicheep on September 22, 2007, 10:57:15 AM
Quote from: Spam on September 21, 2007, 04:27:51 PM
Quote from: vamp on September 21, 2007, 03:38:51 PM
Quote from: Reepicheep on September 21, 2007, 03:29:34 PM
*Illogically runs after Spam and subsequently destroys the universe*
*slaps Reepicheep over the head*
"How many times do I have to tell you about destroying the universe? Go to your room."
*slaps Vamp upside the head*
How many times do I have to tell you to stop telling other people what to do? Go to your room, young man, and no Cable TV for a week!
*undestroys universe by pulling a string*
*slaps Spam across the head*
How many times do I have to tell you to stop telling people what not to do? Go to your room, no cabel TV for a week and no supper tonight!
*Eats beef*
*Rips out beef, and puts it on a chair worthy for a king. Also, rolls out a red carpet. Also, also, gives the beef a year's worth of free movie passes.* All hail his majesty, King Beef!
Bah, Plants will never bow to a meaty king. Do your worst King Beef, I will stop you *sends in armies of mold and pollen to contaminate the meat*
Quote from: kkhohoho on September 22, 2007, 04:29:58 PM
Quote from: Reepicheep on September 22, 2007, 10:57:15 AM
Quote from: Spam on September 21, 2007, 04:27:51 PM
Quote from: vamp on September 21, 2007, 03:38:51 PM
Quote from: Reepicheep on September 21, 2007, 03:29:34 PM
*Illogically runs after Spam and subsequently destroys the universe*
*slaps Reepicheep over the head*
"How many times do I have to tell you about destroying the universe? Go to your room."
*slaps Vamp upside the head*
How many times do I have to tell you to stop telling other people what to do? Go to your room, young man, and no Cable TV for a week!
*undestroys universe by pulling a string*
*slaps Spam across the head*
How many times do I have to tell you to stop telling people what not to do? Go to your room, no cabel TV for a week and no supper tonight!
*Eats beef*
*Rips out beef, and puts it on a chair worthy for a king. Also, rolls out a red carpet. Also, also, gives the beef a year's worth of free movie passes.* All hail his majesty, King Beef!
Finally some recognition!
*wees on the red carpet*
I mutiny! Keelhaul the scurvy dog reepicheep!
Wait, it's not talk like a pirate day? Blast!
Quote from: Tomato on September 22, 2007, 07:01:14 PM
Bah, Plants will never bow to a meaty king. Do your worst King Beef, I will stop you *sends in armies of mold and pollen to contaminate the meat*
*does some
digging and detective work & reveals that Tomato's lineage
stems from Beefsteak Tomatoes, and is henceforth subject to King Beef's sovereignty*
mmmmm ketchup. Time to make the meatloaf. NARF!
NOOOO...ye all shall bow before the Lord of the Undead Jalapenoes!!! MEEEE!!!! NOW BOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF...ummm...uhhh....PEPPER STUFF!!!!
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on September 23, 2007, 03:24:27 PM
Quote from: Tomato on September 22, 2007, 07:01:14 PM
Bah, Plants will never bow to a meaty king. Do your worst King Beef, I will stop you *sends in armies of mold and pollen to contaminate the meat*
*does some digging and detective work & reveals that Tomato's lineage stems from Beefsteak Tomatoes, and is henceforth subject to King Beef's sovereignty*
So are Chief advisors, you don't see them caring about sovereignty when they kill their kinds to usurp power do you?
*kills Night Dragon for no good reason*
Now then DJ, I submit to you that we ally ourselves against King Beef, thus making my ascension that much more likely
Quote from: Tomato on September 25, 2007, 11:40:10 AM
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on September 23, 2007, 03:24:27 PM
Quote from: Tomato on September 22, 2007, 07:01:14 PM
Bah, Plants will never bow to a meaty king. Do your worst King Beef, I will stop you *sends in armies of mold and pollen to contaminate the meat*
*does some digging and detective work & reveals that Tomato's lineage stems from Beefsteak Tomatoes, and is henceforth subject to King Beef's sovereignty*
So are Chief advisors, you don't see them caring about sovereignty when they kill their kinds to usurp power do you?
*kills Night Dragon for no good reason*
Now then DJ, I submit to you that we ally ourselves against King Beef, thus making my ascension that much more likely
Actually, I propose a compromise. Since you stem from meat, you can be Queen Beef. How does that sound? *Gets out a contract and holds it up in one hand while holding a box of spam in the other.*
Quote from: kkhohoho on September 25, 2007, 02:03:50 PM
Quote from: Tomato on September 25, 2007, 11:40:10 AM
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on September 23, 2007, 03:24:27 PM
Quote from: Tomato on September 22, 2007, 07:01:14 PM
Bah, Plants will never bow to a meaty king. Do your worst King Beef, I will stop you *sends in armies of mold and pollen to contaminate the meat*
*does some digging and detective work & reveals that Tomato's lineage stems from Beefsteak Tomatoes, and is henceforth subject to King Beef's sovereignty*
So are Chief advisors, you don't see them caring about sovereignty when they kill their kinds to usurp power do you?
*kills Night Dragon for no good reason*
Now then DJ, I submit to you that we ally ourselves against King Beef, thus making my ascension that much more likely
Actually, I propose a compromise. Since you stem from meat, you can be Queen Beef. How does that sound? *Gets out a contract and holds it up in one hand while holding a box of spam in the other.*
*Eats kkhohoho and his silly contract*
Quote from: Tomato on September 25, 2007, 02:30:36 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on September 25, 2007, 02:03:50 PM
Quote from: Tomato on September 25, 2007, 11:40:10 AM
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on September 23, 2007, 03:24:27 PM
Quote from: Tomato on September 22, 2007, 07:01:14 PM
Bah, Plants will never bow to a meaty king. Do your worst King Beef, I will stop you *sends in armies of mold and pollen to contaminate the meat*
*does some digging and detective work & reveals that Tomato's lineage stems from Beefsteak Tomatoes, and is henceforth subject to King Beef's sovereignty*
So are Chief advisors, you don't see them caring about sovereignty when they kill their kinds to usurp power do you?
*kills Night Dragon for no good reason*
Now then DJ, I submit to you that we ally ourselves against King Beef, thus making my ascension that much more likely
Actually, I propose a compromise. Since you stem from meat, you can be Queen Beef. How does that sound? *Gets out a contract and holds it up in one hand while holding a box of spam in the other.*
*Eats kkhohoho and his silly contract*
You do realize that the Spam in my hand now rules your stomach under King Beef's request, don't you? I think it's time to do some remodeling. *Starts eating away at Tomatoe's insides.*
*assassinates (marinates) king Beef in the oven, with Tomato.*
*Kicks Kkhohoho in the go-nads*
*Sits on throne*
MY ascension! :angry:
Quote from: Reepicheep on September 26, 2007, 07:35:23 AM
*assassinates (marinates) king Beef in the oven, with Tomato.*
*Kicks Kkhohoho in the go-nads*
*Sits on throne*
MY ascension! :angry:
*has his undead jalepenoes devour Reep and then sits on the throne*
No..no...my throne...no one elses!!!
*hits Reepicheep in the head with a meat tenderizer...3700 times*
*forces kkhohoho to watch Michael Bolton videos for 365 days straight*
*has the SharkMen(TM) give atomic wedgies to all other participants in the uprising--as well as innocent bystanders, people living in glass houses, and Abe Vigoda (curse his rhymes)*
Anyone else want to challenge my authority?
*picking at his undies* Nope, no challenges here.
I think k2ho3 got the worst of it, though. Can I make a request for his next 365 days? Enya.
Quote from: randyripoff on September 26, 2007, 06:37:19 PM
*hits Reepicheep in the head with a meat tenderizer...3700 times*
*forces kkhohoho to watch Michael Bolton videos for 365 days straight*
*has the SharkMen(TM) give atomic wedgies to all other participants in the uprising--as well as innocent bystanders, people living in glass houses, and Abe Vigoda (curse his rhymes)*
Anyone else want to challenge my authority?
NOOOO!!!!! MY EARS!!! MY EYES!!! THEY BLEED!!! MAKE IT STOOOOPPPP!!!
Actually, I have no clue who the heck this guy is. Seriously. :mellow:
*bows to Bowie*
♪I...I will be king,
and you, you will be queen...♫
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
*lies dead, but tender*
*gets scared of supreme Randy*
*escapes*
Nooo! I am caught! -GGiant
Bow down to me -Randy Jackson
(http://www.fourcolorexplosion.com/simple/Smileys/Invision/bowdown.gif)
Quote from: randyripoff on September 26, 2007, 06:37:19 PM
*hits Reepicheep in the head with a meat tenderizer...3700 times*
*forces kkhohoho to watch Michael Bolton videos for 365 days straight*
*has the SharkMen(TM) give atomic wedgies to all other participants in the uprising--as well as innocent bystanders, people living in glass houses, and Abe Vigoda (curse his rhymes)*
Anyone else want to challenge my authority?
Boy...I'm so happy I don't wear underwear!! Now as I was saying...MY THRONE!!!!
Quote from: Deaths Jester on September 28, 2007, 08:24:05 AM
Now as I was saying...MY THRONE...
...smells of elderberries!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on September 28, 2007, 01:05:03 PM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on September 28, 2007, 08:24:05 AM
Now as I was saying...MY THRONE...
...smells of elderberries!
So *that's* where G'day's missing toilet went to. Harold must have thought he could get some milk duds for it.
MOD ABUSE
I should have never questioned Randy's authority.
I am scum.
I am lower than scum.
My shoes do not deserve to walk on scum.
*dies*
Very good Tomato, you've learnt your place. Nice Mod Edit. :lol:
Hey, Randy!
...
You suck!
...
*runs from impending doom*
FORIAMSPAM!
Quote from: Deaths Jester on September 28, 2007, 08:24:05 AM
Boy...I'm so happy I don't wear underwear!! Now as I was saying...MY THRONE!!!!
*zaps Deaths Jester with the instant pants ray, then lets the SharkMen(TM) wedgie him into intensive care*
Quote from: Spam on September 29, 2007, 06:16:09 PM
Hey, Randy!
...
You suck!
...
*runs from impending doom*
FORIAMSPAM!
*impales Spam with a stale French bread, then lays him out on a buffet with bargain basement Cheez Whiz*
Quote from: randyripoff on September 29, 2007, 09:36:25 PM
*impales Spam with a stale French bread, then lays him out on a buffet with bargain basement Cheez Whiz*
Taste a little how should I put............................................oh yeah DISGUSTING!
MOD ABUSE
*Hands Randy a hamburger sandwich*
*Shines Randy's shoes while Randy munches on said sandwich*
*Gets impaled on a green Sharpie*
*dies*
MOD ABUSE
*Finds out who Michael Bolton is.*
*Whatever the videos are, they are painful.*
*Rips out his eyes and ears for kicks.*
*Dies from blood loss.*
*hopes the Cheez Whiz can somehow make it's way into my mouth*
FORIAMSPAM!
*hammers everyone with a stale Summer Sausage until everyone is glazed over*
*is glazed*
Mmmmmm.... Glaze...
*licks glaze off*
Quote from: randyripoff on September 30, 2007, 09:22:17 PM
*hammers everyone with a stale Summer Sausage until everyone is glazed over*
Isn't that Spam's illegitimate brother?
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on October 01, 2007, 02:22:46 AM
Quote from: randyripoff on September 30, 2007, 09:22:17 PM
*hammers everyone with a stale Summer Sausage until everyone is glazed over*
Isn't that Spam's illegitimate brother?
With a name like that, I would think
Summer Sausage might be Spam's illegitimate sister who made a name for herself in the adult entertainment industry. 'Twas the first name, not the surname, that lent itself to this interpretation, you filthy-minded cads! :P
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
MOD ABUSE
*simply implodes*
Quote from: randyripoff on September 29, 2007, 09:36:25 PM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on September 28, 2007, 08:24:05 AM
Boy...I'm so happy I don't wear underwear!! Now as I was saying...MY THRONE!!!!
*zaps Deaths Jester with the instant pants ray, then lets the SharkMen(TM) wedgie him into intensive care*
Eeeppp...pants..lodged...in...high...up...hope...they went...somewhere...good...*passes out*