Doan shoo dewit! Ahma killa!
ow_tiobe_sb
Fandom Bonberryith en A Killa!
...And that was ow_tiobe drunk, everybody. Goo'night!
Quote from: Sevenforce on October 31, 2007, 01:22:51 PM
...And that was ow_tiobe drunk, everybody. Goo'night!
Wait, I wanna see more!
I'ma gonna try an' git 'em ta do a cartwheel upa flighta stairs!
Quote from: The Hitman on November 01, 2007, 07:34:50 PM
I'ma gonna try an' git 'em ta do a cartwheel upa flighta stairs!
...And that was
Hitman drunk, everybody. Two drunks for the price of one! Or is it the other way around?...BAH! Goo'night!
Ahma killa! Coal-blutted killa! Ahkillyooahhl! Ahlldewit! Assware! Bakdadingdangdooahhp!
ow_tiobe_sb
Fandom Bonberryith en A Killa!
Tiobe, why can't you be like the japanese and come up with useful things (like video game ideas (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=201285)) while drunk. *shakes head sadly, even as he smacks TPB with a giant mallet... the ultimate sleep medication*
Yoo en yoor "ahltamet" thes en yoor "ahltamet" thet! Bawldahdass! Yoo goen buhlo thet hahn summwarels, ai? Goahn! Shoo! Ahl fuhlipya! Ahl fulipya furreel!
ow_tiobe_sb
Fandom Bonberryith en A Killa!
*hits ow_tiobe_sb upside the head with a stout salmon*
Quote from: Spam on November 01, 2007, 07:32:01 PM
Quote from: Sevenforce on October 31, 2007, 01:22:51 PM
...And that was ow_tiobe drunk, everybody. Goo'night!
Wait, I wanna see more!
Once he starts dancing on the table, you'll see more than you ever wanted to! :o
Quote from: randyripoff on November 01, 2007, 09:58:19 PM
*hits ow_tiobe_sb upside the head with a stout*
Shoopurb! Ahculd yoos apine rot noo. Sheers, Misser Repnov!
Quote from: Panther_Gunn
Once he starts dancing on the table, you'll see more than you ever wanted to! :o
Oi! Ahmwaren untor thes kelt, sahr. Andonchoo tenk ahdiddin shee yoo ogggglen mahspooren! Shtepov, or ahkillya! :angry:
ow_tiobe_sb
Fandom Bonberryith en A Killa!
...This is scaring me. Normally, the man with the big words leaves me scratching my head...but this time I understood him :blink:
Quote from: Sevenforce on November 02, 2007, 08:30:24 AM
...This is scaring me. Normally, the man with the big words leaves me scratching my head...but this time I understood him :blink:
Uh-oh....Sven is understanding Otis...this is a bad thing indeed!!
I was gonna lick the screen here, but this is a little much.. even for me..
Doan shoo derr lish mai tred, sahrraw! Effn yoo dooet, yoo bai puhlayin wiv ahdeffrant dek...endan ahkillya!
ow_tiobe_sb
Fandom Bonberryith en A Killa!
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on November 05, 2007, 03:21:08 PM
Doan shoo derr lish mai tred, sahrraw! Effn yoo dooet, yoo bai puhlayin wiv ahdeffrant dek...endan ahkillya!
ow_tiobe_sb
Fandom Bonberryith en A Killa!
I'm starting to get the creeps! ots' trahin tho khhil ahs!!!!
ehm ay mhad?!
ahm ihnphekthhed wit hhiz whorhdzzz!
rhan fhorh yoorh lybhs!
You kids get the hell offa my lawn!! :angry: :evil:
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on November 06, 2007, 03:51:04 AM
You kids get the hell offa my lawn!! :angry: :evil:
nhoo! whee dhemanhd kenhdi!
Quote from: GGiant on November 06, 2007, 04:21:31 AM
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on November 06, 2007, 03:51:04 AM
You kids get the hell offa my lawn!! :angry: :evil:
nhoo! whee dhemanhd kenhdi!
Unless you're a crazy plant-for-an-arm guy, you ain't gettin' no kenhdi! :angry:
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on November 06, 2007, 04:35:28 AM
Quote from: GGiant on November 06, 2007, 04:21:31 AM
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on November 06, 2007, 03:51:04 AM
You kids get the hell offa my lawn!! :angry: :evil:
nhoo! whee dhemanhd kenhdi!
Unless you're a crazy plant-for-an-arm guy, you ain't gettin' no kenhdi! :angry:
bhat ayh ehmh ah kreyhsy phlahnt-fhor-ahn-arhm ghay, naw ghivh meeh mhy kehndhi!
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on November 06, 2007, 03:51:04 AM
You kids get the hell offa my lawn!! :angry: :evil:
Right! Grand! I have a tea to attend this afternoon and an opening at the Grosvenor to visit, so I most certainly have no time for puerile shenanigans today. Ta-ta!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and ... Ahkilla!
Twould appear that normal service has been resumed. This is well and good. The Bunburyist has always been one to wear his influences on his sleeve, but it is certainly a relief to see that the influence is Oscar Wilde once more, and Rab C Nesbett no longer.
Announcer: And now for something we rarely see, DJ sober.
DJ: I say chaps, if it weren't for the repugnant odor coming from some of your pants, I'd say that this chap you refer to as ow_tiobe_sb has received one too many blows to his cranium, resulting in the destruction of what miniscule gray matter this bloke once possessed. But I daresay, it appears he has got better all of a sudden.
Announcer: Please send alcohol to DJ...we can't have him going on like this anymore!!!!
Oh good god! The universe has swapped forces! Soon Randy will be nice, and Mike will be our evil overlord!
Quote from: Sevenforce on November 07, 2007, 09:48:21 AM
Mike will be our evil overlord!
Wait... he isn't one already?
Quote from: Tomato on November 07, 2007, 11:08:47 AM
Wait... he isn't one already?
Either way, you're still going to turn into a green apple.
Quote from: kkhohoho on November 07, 2007, 02:56:33 PM
Either way, you're still going to turn into a green apple.
And you're going to be a nice (but a villian) Santaman.
Quote from: The Hitman on November 08, 2007, 04:00:02 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on November 07, 2007, 02:56:33 PM
Either way, you're still going to turn into a green apple.
And you're going to be a nice (but a villian) Santaman.
So, according to our logic, you will be A Guardwoman.
Quote from: kkhohoho on November 08, 2007, 04:35:13 PM
Quote from: The Hitman on November 08, 2007, 04:00:02 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on November 07, 2007, 02:56:33 PM
Either way, you're still going to turn into a green apple.
And you're going to be a nice (but a villian) Santaman.
So, according to our logic, you will be A Guardwoman.
Exactly. Kinda paint's a picture, doesn't it?
Quote from: Sevenforce on November 07, 2007, 09:48:21 AM
Oh good god! The universe has swapped forces! Soon Randy will be nice, and Mike will be our evil overlord!
And My logic says that you won't have booze. :P
But...but...booze good!! :unsure:
My chap, why do you thus protest against the idea of a diet requires a zero tolerance on the alcoholic beverages? I'd say, it would perhaps be the most astute action that you could ever partake in, my friend. Just stare upon the grand example of myself.
Announcer: PLEASE...I'm begging you...get DJ some vodka...NOW!!!
*gives DJ wine instead*
Good gosh, he's like a reverse Father Jack :huh:
Quote from: Sevenforce on November 09, 2007, 11:13:23 AM
Good gosh, he's like a reverse Father Jack :huh:
*arms himself with the...erm...red card*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Quote from: Tomato on November 09, 2007, 09:08:18 AM
*gives DJ wine instead*
*Afterwards, puts some vodka in a plastic bag, connects the bag to a plastic tube, and injects the tube into DJ's arm. Sit's DJ like a redneck onto a hospital bed, which incidentally slams DJ's head onto the block of wood replacing the 'missing' pillow.* Are we feeling better, or do we need more
TREATMENT?! :evil:
Quote from: kkhohoho on November 09, 2007, 08:54:36 PM
Quote from: Tomato on November 09, 2007, 09:08:18 AM
*gives DJ wine instead*
*Afterwards, puts some vodka in a plastic bag, connects the bag to a plastic tube, and injects the tube into DJ's arm. Sit's DJ like a redneck onto a hospital bed, which incidentally slams DJ's head onto the block of wood replacing the 'missing' pillow.* Are we feeling better, or do we need more TREATMENT?! :)
I thought you were supposed to be a good villain so corrected.
Quote from: GGiant on November 09, 2007, 09:44:20 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on November 09, 2007, 08:54:36 PM
Quote from: Tomato on November 09, 2007, 09:08:18 AM
*gives DJ wine instead*
*Afterwards, puts some vodka in a plastic bag, connects the bag to a plastic tube, and injects the tube into DJ's arm. Sit's DJ like a redneck onto a hospital bed, which incidentally slams DJ's head onto the block of wood replacing the 'missing' pillow.* Are we feeling better, or do we need more TREATMENT?! :)
I thought you were supposed to be a good villain so corrected.
Ah, but the universe has yet to fully swap forces. And even if it did, I would still be a villain at heart. Right?
RIGHT?! :evil:
*drops kkhohoho into a giant pickle slicer*
*tosses GGiant into SharkMan(TM) breeding tank...it's not pretty*
*gives Death's Jester Whiskey...well, 10% whiskey, 45% cyanide, 45% strychnine...not like he can tell the difference*
Quote from: randyripoff on November 10, 2007, 09:27:55 PM
*drops kkhohoho into a giant pickle slicer*
*The gaps between the slices of metal are so big that Kkhohoho falls through one of the gaps of the slicer. That's only the good news. The bad news is that Kkhohoho gets hit by a side of one of the moving slices midway through his fall, so he ends up getting whacked multiple times, to the point where all his teeth gets knocked out, and he has amensia. Lands in front of DJ.*
........Mommy! Ish shat you?! :D
Quote from: randyripoff on November 10, 2007, 09:27:55 PM
*gives Death's Jester Whiskey...well, 10% whiskey, 45% cyanide, 45% strychnine...not like he can tell the difference*
And also not like it matters, as he's already undead.
Quote from: randyripoff on November 10, 2007, 09:27:55 PM
*drops kkhohoho into a giant pickle slicer*
What?! Only that but what about us you gave us worse puni.....*gets attacked by Sharkmen(TM)* sigh again! Can't you see I'm running outta blood! :P
Quote from: randyripoff on November 10, 2007, 09:27:55 PM
*drops kkhohoho into a giant pickle slicer*
*tosses GGiant into SharkMan(TM) breeding tank...it's not pretty*
*gives Death's Jester Whiskey...well, 10% whiskey, 45% cyanide, 45% strychnine...not like he can tell the difference*
Ahhh...my good man, dare I say that I have no need of such things anymore. Whiskey and all other odd varieties of alcohol are not my calling cards but mayhaps you might want to give that to Sevenforce. He seems to be in need of such mundane and bland things.
Woohoo! Free booze!
*quickly ingests, drops dead
*spirit form* Oh, yeah...Cyanide. Do I get brain trauma every time I go into this damn body?
*spirit guide* Yeah...but you get a coupon. And a cookie.
*spirit form* ooooooo, cookie!
*Somewhere, somewhen, someone flips a cosmic switch, and suddenly...*
Ahshay! Ahshay! Hoolat ahlduh revrav enteh mai tred? Gitoot noo, urahlkillyall!! :evil:
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and A Killa!
Why I daresay, blokes, it seems our normally chipper fellow here as gone and bloody well got himself all worked up into a neanderthalesque tizzy again. Quick, break out the Bach records along with all the nearby Oscar Wilde books you can find.
I'll make you a nice picture, ow_tiobe...
There (http://www.primates.com/chimps/chimpanzee-picture.jpg) you go. Spitting image, I think. Now you just have to go evil so the portrait gets all ugly (http://www.nbrconsulting.com/personal/images/barbra.gif).