twas brillig, and the slithy toves...
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The pointy stick went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
roses are red, violets are blue
I've stepped in summat, could be its pu
There once was a man from Nantucket...so I turned him into a woman...then I ground his bones and sold it to a large national fast food chain.
Quote from: randyripoff on November 29, 2007, 07:36:02 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket...so I turned him into a woman...then I ground his bones and sold it to a large national fast food chain.
Technically, wouldn't they have been
her bones? I believe your tale provides us with a brand new form of smexploitation meets commodification... :ph34r:
*sets his lands in order and sits down beside the Thames*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
*pours tons of nuclear waste material into the Thames, then nukes ow_tiobe_sb's lands. kills his puppy*
Quote from: randyripoff on December 01, 2007, 08:32:49 PM
*pours tons of nuclear waste material into the Thames, then nukes ow_tiobe_sb's lands. kills his puppy*
The whales! You forgot the whales!! :o
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on December 05, 2007, 05:50:55 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on December 01, 2007, 08:32:49 PM
*pours tons of nuclear waste material into the Thames, then nukes ow_tiobe_sb's lands. kills his puppy*
The whales! You forgot the whales!! :o
Silly Panther. Everyone knows the Thames is in England... ^_^
What?
Quote from: randyripoff on December 01, 2007, 08:32:49 PM
*kills his puppy*
Now you have gone too far, scoundrel! You must realise, of course, that this means war...*smites Randy with his glove*...site war!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on December 10, 2007, 08:01:20 PM
Now you have gone too far, scoundrel! You must realise, of course, that this means war...*smites Randy with his glove*...site war!
I know you really don't want any of this, but...
*has the SharkMen(TM) remove ow_tiobe_sb's jibblies with a rusty spoon*
"why a spoon?"
Quote from: bearded on December 11, 2007, 04:09:02 AM
"why a spoon?"
So it will take longer and be much more painful.
Quote from: bearded on December 11, 2007, 04:09:02 AM
"Why a spoon, cousin? Why noy an axe?"
Fixed.
Quote from: randyripoff on December 11, 2007, 10:20:54 AM
So it will take longer and be much more painful.
Technically, your answer should have been "Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more." You forget, sirrah, that I am a dandy, and a dandy never carries his jibblies on his person, especially when he is likely to encounter riffraff such as yourself. *deftly purloins Mr. Ripoff's letter, his raison d'être, and delivers it to one Mr. E. A. Poe*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Wartime Dandy
*drowns ow_tiobe_sb in absinthe*
Not such a bad way to go, eh what? *links arms with the Green Faerie and shuffles off*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on December 12, 2007, 06:27:55 AM
... the Green Faerie and shuffles off*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat
kyle rainer?
*cries at references to terrible movies*
I'm too old for this dren!
Quote from: randyripoff on December 11, 2007, 10:37:10 PM
*drowns ow_tiobe_sb in absinthe*
Silly Randy, Mr Tioby should only ever be drowned in absentia...
*drops 500 tonnes of rotting Absentia(TM)* on the Phantom Eyebrow*
*Absentia for Men, the new fragrance from Calvin Klein