You heard me!
-MJB
I guess I'll bide my time then, and wait to be the last person to post here.
...
D'oh!
FORIAMSPAM!
Can I cheat? :P
Last one to poop here rules this forum!
Finally my time has come!
Everyone bow before me! :cool:
NOOOOOOO!!!
Beret, striped sweater are the only imposed uniform!
Let the acordeon sound! :thumbup:
Célébrez ma gloiiiire! Car je suis bon et beau! Je suis l'empereur des croyants! J'ai absorbé tout le bon gout de l'univeeeeers!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Hvis du siger det :rolleyes:
Jeg siger det! :cool:
See? i'm so brilliant!
Now obeeeey me!
Quote from: Volsung on December 29, 2007, 04:54:08 AM
Jeg siger det! :cool:
Kan du Dansk/can you danish?! :blink:
Posting last.
Now lock the thread... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA
No now!
Wait a minute...we're threatening Randy's authority again.
I don't want to get a wedgie, AHHHHHHHHH...AHHHH...AHHHHHHH.
Ahhh....the day has come that me and my undead jalepenoes shall finally rule!!! After them my pretties...after them!!!
(Ikke overhovedet ,Ros internetoversætter)
Praise Volsung! Vote Volsung! Unlimited Wet T-Shirt contest!
Champagne!
Quote from: Volsung on December 29, 2007, 09:22:14 AM
(Ikke overhovedet ,Ros internetoversætter)
Unlimited Wet T-Shirt contest!
You do realize the majority people here are guys right? :blink:
All posts beyond this one are figments of your imagination.
Oh yeah Reepicheep? And the moon is made of green cheese!
Vamp! I hereby declare you are all busty voluptuous buxom curvaceous girls now!
..... do we really need to man-boob conversation again o_O
Quote from: UnfluffyBunny on December 29, 2007, 01:52:27 PM
..... do we really need to man-boob conversation again o_O
They're called "Moobies" :P
Quote from: Kommando on December 29, 2007, 02:15:36 PM
Quote from: UnfluffyBunny on December 29, 2007, 01:52:27 PM
..... do we really need to man-boob conversation again o_O
They're called "Moobies" :P
Heh... Moobies... jiggle jiggle!
FORIAMSPAM!
*jiggles Spam's Moobies*
*kicks the next poster away*
*is punted over the hill
I'll get you gadget! *shakes head* I mean Reep!
Just remember who really rules this forum.
*jiggles Randy's Moobies*
Quote from: randyripoff on December 29, 2007, 07:59:14 PM
Just remember who really rules this forum.
The last person to post in this thread, without Mod/Admin abuse, is the true ruler of this forum.
-MJB
Quote from: MJB on December 30, 2007, 03:46:35 AM
Quote from: randyripoff on December 29, 2007, 07:59:14 PM
Just remember who really rules this forum.
The last person to post in this thread, without Mod/Admin abuse, is the true ruler of this forum.
-MJB
I agree. hehehehe
Is that to say Randy can't lock the thread and proclaim himself winner? It is, in fact, the person to post before him, if he choses to do so?
Then it will be me! Do you hear me? Meee! Monsieur Volsung!
Damned! I loose that laptop in a few hours!
Minions! You must watch over my golden crown!
ps:Dudes, I'll legalize the weed! Is something burning? It smells funny...
*kicks away Volsung's golden crown*
*gets crown*
GGiant drops the crown, hit by a Volsarang , no! by a slimy herring!
(Well, the wordplay does not work in english, but a slimy herring! That hurts like hell!)
Quote from: Volsung on December 30, 2007, 05:59:55 AM
GGiant drops the crown, hit by a Volsarang , no! by a slimy herring!
(Well, the wordplay does not work in english, but a slimy herring! That hurts like hell!)
*gets crown back and gets cured*
*melts crown*
MUHAHAHAHAHA...HA!
Quote*melts crown*
Despicable!
Monsieur Volsung looks at his shattered dreams.
He runs to the nearest Wal-Mart to get another one. Booya!
*Gets there before Volsung and buys the last one* BOOYAAA!
(this reminds me of `Rat race`)
Quote from: bat1987 on December 30, 2007, 09:56:29 AM
*Gets there before Volsung and buys the last one* BOOYAAA!
(this reminds me of `Rat race`)
*steals crown*
Heh... Moobies...
FORIAMSPAM!
Quote from: randyripoff on December 29, 2007, 07:59:14 PM
Just remember who really rules this forum.
I know who...SMF!
From a borrowed hideout ,Monsieur Volsung rise in a sedan chair!
"Get my crown Minions!"
Quote from: Volsung on December 31, 2007, 05:45:39 AM
From a borrowed hideout ,Monsieur Volsung rise in a sedan chair!
"Get my crown Minions!"
You're too late, I've sold the crown to a traveling merchant.
Given as the New Year is upon us and I'm planning on turning over a new leaf, I will in fact abdicate to whomever last posts in this thread.
Ah, who am I kidding?
*nukes thread and all inside from the Moon*
BWA-HA-HA!
TA DA!!! :blink:
This shalt be mine, I say... MINE!
FORIAMSPAM!
/me vows to reign bunny like vengeance upon all who past after this point
*talks in a daffy duck voice*
Rabbit season!
*reincarnates thread*
Let the fun continue!!!
/me pokes vamp and ggiant with extra sharp frozen carrots
Quote from: UnfluffyBunny on January 01, 2008, 05:08:14 AM
/me pokes vamp and ggiant with extra sharp frozen carrots
*dodges and eats carrot*
Frosty!
Hmmm...what if 1 Millenium from now somebody posts here will he rule the forum? :lol:
*walks in quietly*
Am I ruling right now? That's pretty cool..
[size=0pt].[/size]
Hope it's not too late to throw my post into the mix. :D
Quote from: Cardmaster on January 02, 2008, 07:58:26 PM
*walks in quietly*
Am I ruling right now? That's pretty cool..
*has the SharkMen(TM) lick Cardmaster*
*sets missiles for next two posters*
(http://www.fourcolorexplosion.com/simple/Smileys/Invision/jlammy.gif)
*is incinerated in a blaze of glory*
VICTORY!!!
Three Posts for the Titan-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Mod-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Posters doomed to die,
One for Randy on his dark throne
In Randy's Abattoir where the Shark-Men lie.
One Post to rule them all, One Post to find them,
One Post to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In Randy's Abattoir where the Shark-Men lie.
Quote from: Alaric on January 03, 2008, 10:05:55 AM
In Randy's Abattoir where the Shark-Men lie.
They never said the truth to ME! :angry:
Rulling the forum means boring responsability and stress (Ask Randy)
Monsieur Volsung got no interest in power! He only cares about neverending conquest!
Quote from: Monsieur Volsung on January 04, 2008, 02:21:32 AM
neverending conquest!
That's even boringer! Ask every adventurer you know! :ph34r:
*Explodes...(for no reason really)*
*doesn't explode (for a reason)*
I will step up, won't be shy, but will steal all your pie!
*steals everyones pie*
*dies* :mjbdead
-MJB
Quote from: MJB on January 04, 2008, 10:02:01 PM
*dies* :mjbdead
-MJB
Who killed MJB again?! :angry:
*runs away from cops*
Quote from: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:07:22 PM
Quote from: MJB on January 04, 2008, 10:02:01 PM
*dies* :mjbdead
-MJB
Who killed MJB again?! :angry:
*runs away from cops*
Ah, you see, it's all very complicated really. Sit down. This may take a while. You see, an MJB from another dimension threw a knife at a bull's eye. However, an intergalactic space monkey appeared out of nowhere, and transported the knife to another dimension. The MJB of that dimension got drunk on a strange mixture of beer, whiskey, and some old man's special brew. He then swallowed the knife. The space monkey then transported the MJB with the knife still in him to yet another demension. This time, surgeons took the MJB's body, cut it open, and took the knife. One of the surgeons was actually a psychopath in disguise, waiting to get hold of a knife so that he could kill everyone in the room. He took the knife, and did indeed kill everyone in the room, then covered the room and himself in gasoline, and set everything ablaze. The space monkey then took the knife to our dimension, and laid it at the bottom of a set of stairs. This set of stairs led to MJB's basement, and existed within MJB's house, and the MJB I am talking about now is the MJB we've all come to regrettably know and stand. The space monkey then purposely spilled some gasoline on the top of the stairs. The knife was standing with it's point up. MJB came home, and headed to the basement, stepping over the oil, but on the knife, which shot up to his heart and pierced it, due to a sudden change in the timestream. He then got sent not to a mourge, but to a bonfire, and became one with the bonfire. And that, my freinds, enemies, and people I care nothing about, is how MJB so strangly, illogically, weirdly, and most importantly of all, stupidly...died. That's it. Show's over. Go home folks.
*Gets strangled to death for bringing up the Intergalactic Space Monkey.*
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 04, 2008, 10:24:15 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:07:22 PM
Quote from: MJB on January 04, 2008, 10:02:01 PM
*dies* :mjbdead
-MJB
Who killed MJB again?! :angry:
*runs away from cops*
Ah, you see, it's all very complicated really. Sit down. This may take a while. You see, an MJB from another dimension threw a knife at a bull's eye. However, an intergalactic space monkey appeared out of nowhere, and transported the knife to another dimension. The MJB of that dimension got drunk on a strange mixture of beer, whiskey, and some old man's special brew. He then swallowed the knife. The space monkey then transported the MJB with the knife still in him to yet another demension. This time, surgeons took the MJB's body, cut it open, and took the knife. One of the surgeons was actually a psychopath in disguise, waiting to get hold of a knife so that he could kill everyone in the room. He took the knife, and did indeed kill everyone in the room, then covered the room and himself in gasoline, and set everything ablaze. The space monkey then took the knife to our dimension, and laid it at the bottom of a set of stairs. This set of stairs led to MJB's basement, and existed within MJB's house, and the MJB I am talking about now is the MJB we've all come to regrettably know and stand. The space monkey then purposely spilled some gasoline on the top of the stairs. The knife was standing with it's point up. MJB came home, and headed to the basement, stepping over the oil, but on the knife, which shot up to his heart and pierced it, due to a sudden change in the timestream. He then got sent not to a mourge, but to a bonfire, and became one with the bonfire. And that, my freinds, enemies, and people I care nothing about, is how MJB so strangly, illogically, weirdly, and most importantly of all, stupidly...died. That's it. Show's over. Go home folks.
*Gets strangled to death for bringing up the Intergalactic Space Monkey.*
I don't get it, isn't vamp the intergalactic creature, but spam is the space monkey, so vamp and spam fused together. :blink: :P
Quote from: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:26:59 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 04, 2008, 10:24:15 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:07:22 PM
Quote from: MJB on January 04, 2008, 10:02:01 PM
*dies* :mjbdead
-MJB
Who killed MJB again?! :angry:
*runs away from cops*
Ah, you see, it's all very complicated really. Sit down. This may take a while. You see, an MJB from another dimension threw a knife at a bull's eye. However, an intergalactic space monkey appeared out of nowhere, and transported the knife to another dimension. The MJB of that dimension got drunk on a strange mixture of beer, whiskey, and some old man's special brew. He then swallowed the knife. The space monkey then transported the MJB with the knife still in him to yet another demension. This time, surgeons took the MJB's body, cut it open, and took the knife. One of the surgeons was actually a psychopath in disguise, waiting to get hold of a knife so that he could kill everyone in the room. He took the knife, and did indeed kill everyone in the room, then covered the room and himself in gasoline, and set everything ablaze. The space monkey then took the knife to our dimension, and laid it at the bottom of a set of stairs. This set of stairs led to MJB's basement, and existed within MJB's house, and the MJB I am talking about now is the MJB we've all come to regrettably know and stand. The space monkey then purposely spilled some gasoline on the top of the stairs. The knife was standing with it's point up. MJB came home, and headed to the basement, stepping over the oil, but on the knife, which shot up to his heart and pierced it, due to a sudden change in the timestream. He then got sent not to a mourge, but to a bonfire, and became one with the bonfire. And that, my freinds, enemies, and people I care nothing about, is how MJB so strangly, illogically, weirdly, and most importantly of all, stupidly...died. That's it. Show's over. Go home folks.
*Gets strangled to death for bringing up the Intergalactic Space Monkey.*
I don't get it, isn't vamp the intergalactic creature, but spam is the space monkey, so vamp and spam fused together. :blink: :P
Hello. I'm a tape in a radio with a prerecorded message. Here's what I have been programmed to say: The Intergalactic Space Monkey is Mr.McGoo fused with BatApe and a bowler hat. And a monocul. He's colorblind. He couldn't make out the knife, and thought it to be a rather strange banana. *The radio explodes involuntarily.
Quote from: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:26:59 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 04, 2008, 10:24:15 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 04, 2008, 10:07:22 PM
Quote from: MJB on January 04, 2008, 10:02:01 PM
*dies* :mjbdead
-MJB
Who killed MJB again?! :angry:
*runs away from cops*
Ah, you see, it's all very complicated really. Sit down. This may take a while. You see, an MJB from another dimension threw a knife at a bull's eye. However, an intergalactic space monkey appeared out of nowhere, and transported the knife to another dimension. The MJB of that dimension got drunk on a strange mixture of beer, whiskey, and some old man's special brew. He then swallowed the knife. The space monkey then transported the MJB with the knife still in him to yet another demension. This time, surgeons took the MJB's body, cut it open, and took the knife. One of the surgeons was actually a psychopath in disguise, waiting to get hold of a knife so that he could kill everyone in the room. He took the knife, and did indeed kill everyone in the room, then covered the room and himself in gasoline, and set everything ablaze. The space monkey then took the knife to our dimension, and laid it at the bottom of a set of stairs. This set of stairs led to MJB's basement, and existed within MJB's house, and the MJB I am talking about now is the MJB we've all come to regrettably know and stand. The space monkey then purposely spilled some gasoline on the top of the stairs. The knife was standing with it's point up. MJB came home, and headed to the basement, stepping over the oil, but on the knife, which shot up to his heart and pierced it, due to a sudden change in the timestream. He then got sent not to a mourge, but to a bonfire, and became one with the bonfire. And that, my freinds, enemies, and people I care nothing about, is how MJB so strangly, illogically, weirdly, and most importantly of all, stupidly...died. That's it. Show's over. Go home folks.
*Gets strangled to death for bringing up the Intergalactic Space Monkey.*
I don't get it, isn't vamp the intergalactic creature, but spam is the space monkey, so vamp and spam fused together. :blink: :P
I thought we were keeping that a secret. :o
*throws feces at the dead MJB corpse*
FORIAMSPAM!
Quote from: MJB on January 04, 2008, 10:02:01 PM
*dies* :mjbdead
-MJB
Jeez, the only person that died more times than MJB is Kenny.
arguably
N
O
W
A
Y
!
*quietly allows the riff-raff to dream*
*sits down, reads a newspaper*
...
What the hell? There's countries other then America in the world now?! When did that happen?
*reads paper over Tomato's shoulder*
Quote from: Tomato on January 05, 2008, 03:35:29 PM
What the hell? There's countries other then America in the world now?! When did that happen?
Give me that!
*steals newspaper*
*sneaks in and swipes Randy's crown* Heee-heee...now I shall be king.
Quote from: Deaths Jester on January 06, 2008, 11:16:36 AM
*sneaks in and swipes Randy's crown* Heee-heee...now I shall be king.
And while the King was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
Quote from: Deaths Jester on January 06, 2008, 11:16:36 AM
*sneaks in and swipes Randy's crown* Heee-heee...now I shall be king.
That isn't a crown...it's a hemorrhoid pillow. The SharkMen(TM) have been sharing it for years.
:faint
Quote from: randyripoff on January 05, 2008, 03:22:28 PM
*quietly allows the riff-raff to dream*
I'm sure what Randy really meant was *quietly allows
everyone to dream (dream about ruling this forum that is)* :P
You know he could easily post anytime and lock this thread. Although any moderator could do it as well. Better act quickly moderators. ;)
[MINDTAKING!]Or he could just reopen the thread, declare himself the winner, and close it again[/MINDTAKING!]
Quote from: Outcast on January 07, 2008, 05:48:12 AM
You know he could easily post anytime and lock this thread. Although any moderator could do it as well. Better act quickly moderators. ;)
Read before you post. :P ;)
Quote from: MJB on December 30, 2007, 03:46:35 AM
The last person to post in this thread, without Mod/Admin abuse, is the true ruler of this forum.
But a Mod/Admin could STILL do that, and say "It wasn't abuse, it was a legitimate use of my authority."
But no matter what you say or believe, I will not return to this thread. This means the last post in this thread I saw was mine, and I will accept no other authority. :D
Quote from: Outcast on January 07, 2008, 05:48:12 AM
Quote from: randyripoff on January 05, 2008, 03:22:28 PM
*quietly allows the riff-raff to dream*
I'm sure what Randy really meant was *quietly allows everyone to dream (dream about ruling this forum that is)* :P
You know he could easily post anytime and lock this thread. Although any moderator could do it as well. Better act quickly moderators. ;)
[MINDTAKING!]Or he could just reopen the thread, declare himself the winner, and close it again[/MINDTAKING!]
:o I don't remember posting that last message in red?!
Hey I think some mod/admin has been abusing his authority.How did it get there?!
Quote from: MJB on December 30, 2007, 03:46:35 AM
The last person to post in this thread, without Mod/Admin abuse, is the true ruler of this forum.
Which makes me that last person... ^_^
Well, but then again.
Quote from: Valandar on January 08, 2008, 01:39:41 AM
But a Mod/Admin could STILL do that, and say "It wasn't abuse, it was a legitimate use of my authority."
But no matter what you say or believe, I will not return to this thread. This means the last post in this thread I saw was mine, and I will accept no other authority. :D
They could probably do that. :blink:
Quote[MINDTAKING!]Or he could just reopen the thread, declare himself the winner, and close it again[/MINDTAKING!]
Hmmm...Wonder who did this though... :huh:
Quote from: randyripoff on January 06, 2008, 08:13:28 PM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on January 06, 2008, 11:16:36 AM
*sneaks in and swipes Randy's crown* Heee-heee...now I shall be king.
That isn't a crown...it's a hemorrhoid pillow. The SharkMen(TM) have been sharing it for years.
Ach...no wonder it had that strange smell to it...but hey..I think I might be able to use it. *applies hemorrhoid pillow to his hemorrhoids* Ahhhh..that's much better!
Just to sweeten the pot, the next person to post here has to accompany me to the Sadie Hawkins dance this Friday. I cannot wait to learn who will be my dance partner for the evening! I picked out a simply stunning gown, but I think I need some help with my garters.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 08, 2008, 12:41:36 PM
Just to sweeten the pot, the next person to post here has to accompany me to the Sadie Hawkins dance this Friday. I cannot wait to learn who will be my dance partner for the evening! I picked out a simply stunning gown, but I think I need some help with my garters.
Oho, but I'm wise to you, young fellow-me-lad. You're thinking you've come up with the PERFECT thread-killer, thereby ensuring that NOBODY will DARE follow your post and (in the process) securing for you the role of ruler of the forum. You won't manipulate me so easily with your demented mind-games.
*reincarnates*
*wees on the thread...and ow_tiobe_sb*
Just marking my territory.
*freezes Vamp*
-MJB
Am I ruling now?
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Am I ruling now?
Ruling? Your death? Absolutely.
*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*
Quote from: randyripoff on January 12, 2008, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Am I ruling now?
Ruling? Your death? Absolutely.
*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*
Is this new dish edible? It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 08:56:49 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on January 12, 2008, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Am I ruling now?
Ruling? Your death? Absolutely.
*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*
Is this new dish edible? It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...
*is revived*
Don't eat me kkhohoho, I'm a vegetarian! :angry:
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 09:49:22 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 08:56:49 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on January 12, 2008, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Am I ruling now?
Ruling? Your death? Absolutely.
*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*
Is this new dish edible? It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...
*is revived*
Don't eat me kkhohoho, I'm a vegetarian! :angry:
Yes, you are, but I most certainly am not! Now, would you mind turning that oven over there up to 450 degrees of heat and then stepping inside it? It would be most appreciated.
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 10:47:03 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 09:49:22 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 08:56:49 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on January 12, 2008, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Am I ruling now?
Ruling? Your death? Absolutely.
*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*
Is this new dish edible? It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...
*is revived*
Don't eat me kkhohoho, I'm a vegetarian! :angry:
Yes, you are, but I most certainly am not! Now, would you mind turning that oven over there up to 450 degrees of heat and then stepping inside it? It would be most appreciated.
Fahrenheit or Celsius?
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 10:53:23 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 10:47:03 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 09:49:22 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 08:56:49 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on January 12, 2008, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Am I ruling now?
Ruling? Your death? Absolutely.
*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*
Is this new dish edible? It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...
*is revived*
Don't eat me kkhohoho, I'm a vegetarian! :angry:
Yes, you are, but I most certainly am not! Now, would you mind turning that oven over there up to 450 degrees of heat and then stepping inside it? It would be most appreciated.
Fahrenheit or Celsius?
Fahrenheit of course, but certainly not the Fahrenheit in the future where most books are destroyed.
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 11:30:56 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 10:53:23 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 10:47:03 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 09:49:22 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 12, 2008, 08:56:49 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on January 12, 2008, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: GGiant on January 12, 2008, 05:47:31 PM
Am I ruling now?
Ruling? Your death? Absolutely.
*impales GGiant with one million sewing needles dipped in curare*
Is this new dish edible? It does look rather tasty, but I'm afraid of getting food poisoning...
*is revived*
Don't eat me kkhohoho, I'm a vegetarian! :angry:
Yes, you are, but I most certainly am not! Now, would you mind turning that oven over there up to 450 degrees of heat and then stepping inside it? It would be most appreciated.
Fahrenheit or Celsius?
Fahrenheit of course, but certainly not the Fahrenheit in the future where most books are destroyed.
Then I won't step inside!
*Pushes GGiant in the oven*
And posts last of course! Booyah!
Quote from: bat1987 on January 13, 2008, 09:59:41 AM
*Pushes GGiant in the oven*
And posts last of course! Booyah!
*eats bat1987*
Tastes like chicken...the rabies give it an extra kick.
and posts last of course! Hayoob!
Quote from: vamp on January 13, 2008, 01:59:21 PM
Quote from: bat1987 on January 13, 2008, 09:59:41 AM
*Pushes GGiant in the oven*
And posts last of course! Booyah!
*eats bat1987*
Tastes like chicken...the rabies give it an extra kick.
and posts last of course! Hayoob!
*opens oven door*
*door hits vamp and bat 1987*
*pushes everyone else in that's gathered around the oven*
Hey! I thought this was my oven!
...
oooh, pie!
*quietly affixes a boutonnière to TPE's lapel*
There now. Don't you look the proper date for a dandy! I trust you understand that I expect the first four and the last two dances on your card will belong to me. *bats eyelashes demurely and discretely adjusts the straps on his purple satin gown*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 16, 2008, 07:19:35 AM
*bats eyelashes demurely and discretely adjusts the straps on his purple satin gown*
*unruly ruffian SharkMen(TM) show up and begin ogling the cutie in the purple gown*
Uhhh...I'm going to stand far away from that over there. *points at TPB*
*climbs out oven and runs to DJ*
*gnaws at his hat*
Quote from: randyripoff on January 16, 2008, 01:35:41 PM
*unruly ruffian SharkMen(TM) show up and begin ogling the cutie in the purple gown*
Zounds! Butch and his gang are out of juvie again! *fixing TPE with a stern stare* I hope you are prepared to defend my honour, mister, or there'll be no cuddling in the limousine. *taps toe impatiently and opens her Coach ™ wristlet to look for her bottle of pepper spray*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 17, 2008, 05:18:32 PM
*taps toe impatiently and opens her Coach ™ wristlet to look for her bottle of pepper spray*
But...
Quote
*bats eyelashes demurely and discretely adjusts the straps on his purple satin gown*
WHAT ARE YOU?! *Gets out a beating stick.*
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 17, 2008, 08:16:31 PM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 17, 2008, 05:18:32 PM
*taps toe impatiently and opens her Coach ™ wristlet to look for her bottle of pepper spray*
But...
Quote
*bats eyelashes demurely and discretely adjusts the straps on his purple satin gown*
WHAT ARE YOU?! *Gets out a beating stick.*
THAT's IT!*steals kkhohoho evil reindeer*
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 17, 2008, 08:16:31 PM
WHAT ARE YOU?!
TPE's date, of course. *casually floods kkhohoho's eyes with pepper spray*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 18, 2008, 08:41:13 AM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 17, 2008, 08:16:31 PM
WHAT ARE YOU?!
TPE's date, of course. *casually floods kkhohoho's eyes with bleach spray*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
better
Quote from: vamp on January 17, 2008, 04:27:19 PM
*climbs out oven and runs to DJ*
*gnaws at his hat*
Ummm...I don't bloody well wear a hat...go chew on TPE!!!
Quote from: vamp on January 18, 2008, 09:18:58 AM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 18, 2008, 08:41:13 AM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 17, 2008, 08:16:31 PM
WHAT ARE YOU?!
TPE's date, of course. *casually floods kkhohoho's eyes with bleach spray*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
better
MY EYES!!! THEY BLEACH!!!
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 18, 2008, 03:15:50 PM
Quote from: vamp on January 18, 2008, 09:18:58 AM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 18, 2008, 08:41:13 AM
Quote from: kkhohoho on January 17, 2008, 08:16:31 PM
WHAT ARE YOU?!
TPE's date, of course. *casually floods kkhohoho's eyes with bleach spray*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
better
MY EYES!!! THEY BLEACH!!!
RED EYES!!! THEY BLEACH!!!
*The SharkMen(TM) set lasers on "emasculate" and turn The Phantom Eyebrow into a whimpering, simpering girly-man, clearing the way for them to have their way with the doll*
Quote from: randyripoff on January 18, 2008, 07:36:20 PM
*The SharkMen(TM) set lasers on "emasculate" and turn The Phantom Eyebrow into a whimpering, simpering girly-man, clearing the way for them to have their way with the doll*
I thought he was already a girly-man, does this mean the effect is gonna be reversed or now his eyebrow is only make-up?
Quote from: randyripoff on January 18, 2008, 07:36:20 PM
*The SharkMen(TM) set lasers on "emasculate" and turn The Phantom Eyebrow into a whimpering, simpering girly-man, clearing the way for them to have their way with the doll*
Well, I was worried about this gang of Sharks muscling in on my dame but I much bigger worries now. *Sobs*. Don't mind me though, no you go on with what you're doing... I... I...
* Exits thread, attempting to steal the Sharkmen's dictionaries away from them as he goes *
*gnaws on TPE*
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on January 19, 2008, 03:38:24 AM
Well, I was worried about this gang of Sharks muscling in on my dame but I much bigger worries now. *Sobs*. Don't mind me though, no you go on with what you're doing... I... I...
* Exits thread, attempting to steal the Sharkmen's dictionaries away from them as he goes *
*sigh* Never send a man to do a woman's job.
*The Dancefloor Bunburyist reaches a right hand behind and, after some unseen negotiation with her gown, produces a cane--along with a cellular phone, a ring of keys, two lip gloss applicators, three credit cards, a Webkinz ™ doll, and a pound of wadded up Kleenex ™--from an undisclosed location. Re-stowing the rest of her belongings and brandishing the cane, TDB issues the following warning to the ogling chondrichthyes before him with a fixed look of inescapable peril.*
This was supposed to me MY special date, boys! Call off your dogs, erm, fish, Butch, or, I swear, the two gentlemen in your cloacae will go on a short, sharp, incisive, and decisive date with my sticky thing. Do it
NOW!ow_tiobe_sb
Dancefloor Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
*hides from the amazingly weird Tiobe*
*one of the SharkMen(TM) mumbles something about a "purty mouth"...banjos are heard*
Quote from: randyripoff on January 19, 2008, 07:29:39 PM
*one of the SharkMen(TM) mumbles something about a "purty mouth"...banjos are heard*
*throws banjos at whomever was playing the banjos*
FORIAMSPAM!
*rules this thread*
-MJB
*shoots GGiant, and beats MJB to death with his corpse*
*eats Tomato*
FORIAMSPAM!
*is dead*
*still rules this thread*
-MJB_dead
Quote from: MJB on January 22, 2008, 12:28:31 PM
*is dead*
*still rules this thread*
-MJB_dead
*drools at MJB*
Quote from: MJB on January 22, 2008, 12:28:31 PM
*is dead*
*still rules this thread*
-MJB_dead
Ohhh...sot he dead rule the thread...'ell that means I RULE ALLL!!!!!!MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Sweeps up GGiant and squeezes his spineless body against the floor, sopping up the drool (read "mixture of crude oil and water" that proves quite slippery on even surfaces) he left behind. Then, he squeezes GGiant once again, depositing the wretched fluid just before the advancing Sharkmen ™. Tosses the limp GGiant aside.*
"Purty?" I'll treat you lot to a "purty" fall, you loathsome reprobates! Come! Come get some Bunburyist, you...you...you non-varsity non-atheletes! *raises cane above left shoulder*
ow_tiobe_sb
Dancefloor Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]
*steals Bunburyist's cane with his super mental dead MJB ice powers... or something*
-MJB_dead
*The SharkMen(TM) use their lasers to disarm MJB and "the hottie". Some notice MJB's prone form, shrug, and start turning towards him, making catcalls and breaking out the Binaca(TM)
banjos continue playing in the background*
:mjbdeadagain *ressurects*
*uses his über unbeatable ice powers to freeze The SharkMen(TM)*
*watches Bunburyist stumble and fall onto The SharkMen(TM)*
*The SharkMen(TM) shatter*
*while cheering MJB is disemboweled by a unseen SharkMan(TM)*
-MJB_dead_x_2
*ressurects too*
*drools at TPB*
Ahem...in the spirit of the thread title, the great Carravaggio, the Tyrant Star, the Conquerer posts here so as to not be last. I might be all powerful but even I'd be afraid to rule this place!
OTS...you look very pretty tonight... :blink:
*Flies away, never to return, a look of extreme discomfort and anxiety on his face.*
* the SharkMen(TM) start ogling everyone present, and set lasers on "Good lovin' tonight!"*
o.O 'Twould appear that my efforts to stunt the Sharkmen(TM)'s vocabulary has made them more terrifying than ever!
Ack....Sharkie's ogling me?!?!?!?! What shall I do?!?!?!?!
*breaks out a suitcase of chum and tosses it at TPE*
There..look Sharkies...yummy chum...over there with TPE....go get it!
I RULZ!!!
Quote from: randyripoff on January 25, 2008, 09:01:57 PM
* the SharkMen(TM) start ogling everyone present, and set lasers on "Good lovin' tonight!"*
*Takes his hands off of his eyes and opens them to see the sharkmen.*
MY EYES!!! THEY STILL BLEACH!!!
*Recloses his eyes, puts his hands back over them, and lays down on the floor in agonizing pain. Screams agonizingly.*
One SharkMan(TM) remarks to another, "I love it when they scream. But I also loves me some dead ones."
*The SharkMen(TM) start licking their lips, ignoring the chum for the squealing, prone figure of kkhohoho and the dead figure of Death's Jester*
Oops sorry I'm in the wrong place! :huh:
This thread is riduculous and I, for one, REFUSE to post in it.
*darn*
*with tears building in her eyes* There is absolutely nothing ridiculous about a ruined gown, covered in Sharkman ™ perspiration and saliva, much less the ruination of my special night with Eyebrow! How dare...how dare...you! *sobs and weeps freely*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on January 28, 2008, 05:50:48 PM
*with tears building in her eyes* There is absolutely nothing ridiculous about a ruined gown, covered in Sharkman ™ perspiration and saliva, much less the ruination of my special night with Eyebrow! How dare...how dare...you! *sobs and weeps freely*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
I
KNEW this would happen. *pours raw meat on tiobe and disappears in a puff of smoke*
...
*runs away at full speed*
*decomposes*
-MJB_dead_x_2
*The SharkMen(TM) think that everyone in this thread has a "purty mouth". Lasers are set on "caress"*
I don't need to post here
Quote from: lmalonsof on January 31, 2008, 03:45:34 AM
I don't need to post here
*sob* Then don't! *sob* Get out! Haven't all of you done enough?! *weeps loudly and annoyingly into a silk handkerchief*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Ok, I won't do it again.
Bleh.
-MJB
Helb!
[SharkMen(TM)]I like big butts and I cannot lie![/SharkMen(TM)]
QuoteI like big butts and I cannot lie!
We could make a poll about preferences: butts or abilities... fascinating...
*calmly relaxes as the SharkMen(TM) make primal noises*
I want pirhanna men. They'd be midgets!
Incoming!!!!
*throws grenades at the SharkMen(TM) and then moves for cover, prepared to vent all her anger and frustration into the ugly beasts*
oh...
and by the way... I'm the Queen of this forums.... muahahahahaha kneel before me you pathetic males.. (not you OTS, i think more should dress like you)
*kowtows*
Quoteand by the way... I'm the Queen of this forums.... muahahahahaha kneel before me you pathetic males.. (not you OTS, i think more should dress like you)
Hmmm... you like leather and you want to be the queen of the forum, mistreating us as slaves... ok, I'm in!!!
Right! Enough of this tomfoolery! *grasps the neckline of his ruined gown and tears the fabric in twain, revealing a well-tailored, purple three-piece suit with silk cravat and just a hint of panache*
*brandishing his cane* It's your choice, gents: bow down before my sticky thing, or it's off to the Sheepsqueezers of Splaticon Five with the lot of you!*
*throws head back with a chortle, revelling in a sudden rush of false power, and feels strong, virile, phallacious*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
* Failure to comply may also result in a rather uncomfortable visit with the foul Malmydons, followed by a diverting luncheon with the Nibblepibblies.
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on February 20, 2008, 08:54:18 AM
Right! Enough of this tomfoolery! *grasps the neckline of his ruined gown and tears the fabric in twain, revealing a well-tailored, purple three-piece suit with silk cravat and just a hint of panache*
*brandishing his cane* It's your choice, gents: bow down before my sticky thing, or it's off to the Sheepsqueezers of Splaticon Five with the lot of you!*
*throws head back with a chortle, revelling in a sudden rush of false power, and feels strong, virile, phallacious*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
* Failure to comply may also result in a rather uncomfortable visit with the foul Malmydons, followed by a diverting luncheon with the Nibblepibblies.
*stands next to tiobe very sidekickish like*
Yeah! What he says!
FORIAMSPAM!
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on February 20, 2008, 08:54:18 AM
Right! Enough of this tomfoolery! *grasps the neckline of his ruined gown and tears the fabric in twain, revealing a well-tailored, purple three-piece suit with silk cravat and just a hint of panache*
*brandishing his cane* It's your choice, gents: bow down before my sticky thing, or it's off to the Sheepsqueezers of Splaticon Five with the lot of you!*
*throws head back with a chortle, revelling in a sudden rush of false power, and feels strong, virile, phallacious*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
* Failure to comply may also result in a rather uncomfortable visit with the foul Malmydons, followed by a diverting luncheon with the Nibblepibblies.
Why does your ct say a Woman of no Importance? You're a man? I'm confused
Quote from: BWPS on February 21, 2008, 06:16:09 AM
Why does your ct say a Woman of no Importance? You're a man?
What makes you so sure? You should not believe everything (anything?) you read on the Internet.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
*walks behind ots, drawing her guns* mmmmhmm yup... i certainly agree with you
Yes, our beloved mistress, we too until you say you don't.
I rule this forum, yes I do!!
-MJB
uhmmm ehmmmm no.... no, you don't... I do...
now... be a pet and.... KNEEL!!!!
In a cavern, in a canyon...
Niall? I knew a Niall once. He refused to bow down before my sticky thing, so I ... never spoke to him again.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
QuoteNiall? I knew a Niall once. He refused to bow down before my sticky thing, so I ... never spoke to him again.
You will keep your sticky thing to yourself whilst I rule this forum!!
Quote from: GogglesPizanno on February 22, 2008, 06:13:53 PM
QuoteNiall? I knew a Niall once. He refused to bow down before my sticky thing, so I ... never spoke to him again.
You will keep your sticky thing to yourself whilst I rule this forum!!
Hey...that's my sticky thingie!!!!!!
*exaggerated* WHA!? You two share sticky things? Freaks.
Quote from: Previsionary on February 23, 2008, 09:12:49 AM
*exaggerated* WHA!? You two share sticky things? Freaks.
No...I only let Tiobe borrow it ever so often when I'm not using it. So it's my stickie thing...and Tiobe's on loan.
... excavating for a mine
I beg your pardon? I've never parted with my sticky thing, so, unless you were present at my glorious nativity, DJ, and presented me with a rather forward birthday present, you are little better than a lying, stickless forum (dis)member.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Quote from: lmalonsof on February 25, 2008, 12:52:05 AM
... excavating for a mine
*Reads everyone's post*
*starts digging*
Excavating for a mind
here rules this forum!
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on February 25, 2008, 06:34:24 PM
I beg your pardon? I've never parted with my sticky thing, so, unless you were present at my glorious nativity, DJ, and presented me with a rather forward birthday present, you are little better than a lying, stickless forum (dis)member.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
What ye don't remember me being there at ye nativity?!?!?! Come on I was the guy in the goat suit!!!
QuoteWhat ye don't remember me being there at ye nativity?!?!?! Come on I was the guy in the goat suit!!!
Yep he was there.
He totally rocked the dance floor before hitting on my sister and puking on her new shoes...
(She never forgave you by the way, she loved those shoes)In Her honor I hereby lay claim to the forum once more, and declare.
No New Stickie Things!
You people hiding inthe Mine... you may return and bask in my glowing leadership!
there´s a miner 49er...
Quotethere´s a miner 49er...
...or a miner 2049er (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miner_2049er) for all us older fogies...
Oh, yes... the good old days...
Btw,
...and his daughter Clementine.
ahhh i miss those games..... but then again i rule the forums again... and command you all to play river raid, moon patrol and jungle hunt muahahahahaa
As temporary ruler of the forums, I command you to do whatever it was you were already doing.
Long live Ian the apathetic!
So I'm now ruling the forums... what can I say... well, hmmm... it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock'n'roll!
I rule all below me...and no one can change that becuase as ruler I pronounce that nobody who posts after me can be ruler! DJ RULES!!!!
/me rules this thread
-MJB
*kills MJB 2,123,135,987,456,789 times*
As of the end of this post, I am ruler, and therefore am issuing a rule:
Time is now reset, the end of this post marks the end of time, and from here forward, time is beginning. "New" time now pushes the rest of time (including now) forward from the beginning.
So it is type-ed, so shall it be done.
...then Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow all previous posters to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.' And the Condor did rule, and the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and ........
Quote from: El Condor on March 21, 2008, 07:11:19 AM
...then Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow all previous posters to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.' And the Condor did rule, and the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and ........
*blows up condor*
Bad choice in food :angry: :P
I'm ruling again the forum so now... you can... er... do what you were doing? Is that ok? I suppose so, so I order you to do what you were doing if you please and if you don't, then don't do it!
Hehehe... I reign with my left hand but I rule with my right, that's me.
Hey that skope is....Oops I'm at the wrong topic, sorry. :rolleyes:
Quote from: randyripoff on March 19, 2008, 08:40:09 PM
*kills MJB 2,123,135,987,456,789 times*
*
resurrects 2,123,135,987,456,790 times*
Whoah. :|
-MJB
*sticks head in*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*leaves*
Quote from: the_ultimate_evil on April 04, 2008, 03:26:29 AM
*sticks head in*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*leaves*
*discretely takes TUE aside to inform him that this is not the men's room*
*flips switch to activate ventilation system*
*ascends (a very different sort of) throne and assumes position of ruler of this forum*
*looks bored and begins to nod (not sod) off*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on April 04, 2008, 08:33:41 AM
Quote from: the_ultimate_evil on April 04, 2008, 03:26:29 AM
*sticks head in*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*leaves*
*discretely takes TUE aside to inform him that this is not the men's room*
*flips switch to activate ventilation system*
*ascends (a very different sort of) throne and assumes position of ruler of this forum*
*looks bored and begins to nod (not sod) off*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Oh bloody 'ell..Tiobe is sodding off in public again!!!
I'm setting up the camera, and then covering my eyes.
Yeah that skope...um...Dang did it again!!! :banghead: :P
Quote from: chuckles on April 05, 2008, 06:50:10 PM
I'm setting up the camera, and then covering my eyes.
Ye going to actually record that....ohhh...ye ahve real problems there Chuckles.
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on April 04, 2008, 08:33:41 AM
Quote from: the_ultimate_evil on April 04, 2008, 03:26:29 AM
*sticks head in*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*leaves*
*discretely takes TUE aside to inform him that this is not the men's room*
*flips switch to activate ventilation system*
*ascends (a very different sort of) throne and assumes position of ruler of this forum*
*looks bored and begins to nod (not sod) off*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
the fact i quoted ric flair, but your first though was that of a mens restroom says a lot more about you than me, though i must admit the top hat and outfit should have tipped people off
I feel I must post here now to bring an end to the reign of Evil.
*posts*
I rule!
no you don't
Quote from: the_ultimate_evil on April 10, 2008, 12:31:20 PM
the fact i quoted ric flair, but your first though was that of a mens restroom says a lot more about you than me
That it does--that is does, lad (Though I haven't the foggiest notion who this "ric flair" individual might be.). I'd be the first to admit that, as I do on a daily basis, and in different contexts, to my poor, tortured wife. :oops:
Quote from: the_ultimate_evil on April 10, 2008, 12:31:20 PM
though i must admit the top hat and outfit should have tipped people off
I always tip my hat (though, I rarely tip my outfit) to gentlemen and ladies. Thank you for noticing. ^_^
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
I can't allow the fact of Tiobe ruling the forum, so I'm writing again!
Now that I'm the ruler, the number one, the king, the boss, the prime minister, the lord, the master, etc, etc of the forum I demand a big pizza. Double mozzarella, please.
Here you go!
Wait, but now I am the ruler and this pizza is for me!
MOAR BACON (AMERICAN) PLZ
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on April 15, 2008, 11:29:55 AM
I feel I must post here now to bring an end to the reign of Evil.
*posts*
I rule!
SharkMen(TM)! Set lasers on execliplicate! Attack!
*watches the SharkMen(TM) replace The Phantom Eyebrow's eyebrow with Fran Drescher's laugh*
QuoteHere you go!
Wait, but now I am the ruler and this pizza is for me!
MOAR BACON (AMERICAN) PLZ
Noooooo!
My pizza!!!!
Aaargh!!!!
*Starts to scream desperately, tearing the shirt up and becoming green and (even) uglier and bigger*
lmalonsof demands more pizza! lmalonsof destroys! RAAAAAAAARRGH!!!
This thread totally belongs to me.
TOTALLY!!
-MJB
Aye, I agree: totally and utterly your--DOH! :doh:
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Reluctant Sovereign of This Cursed Plot, This Earth, This Realm, This Abattoir
10 cls
20 print, "lmalonsof rules this forum"
30 goto 20
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-MJB
EVIL RULES AGAIN
None of you will rule the forum with me around!
Bwa ha ha ha ha!
I'm taking over, Kid.
:D
Umm, Ditto!!
It won't be so easy as that! I'm here again!
[size=0pt].[/size]
HA
How cool, I'm the latest poster...for now.
:unsure:
Quote from: chuckles on May 02, 2008, 04:48:23 PM
How cool, I'm the latest poster...for now.
:unsure:
Not anymore, Buckaroo Banzai!
Well played. :D
*stabs "chuckles"*
-MJB
you realise of course this means war
Did someone say war?!?!?!
*unholsters his Poozi and shoots the first thing moving, which just happens to be Tiobe*
ohh nasty
HMMMMMPF!
*farts loudly and everybody starts to scream, leaving the thread*
Much better!
*Applies M17, and watches thread peel*
Quote*stabs "chuckles"*
*searches self for foreign objects*
Quote from: chuckles on May 06, 2008, 05:21:12 PM
Quote*stabs "chuckles"*
*searches self for foreign objects*
Didn't I
frigging STAB you?!
*
stabs x 2, just to be sure*
-MJB
Ooohhh! Fun Times!
*stabs self*
Waitaminute...
Quote from: Deaths Jester on May 03, 2008, 12:04:07 PM
*unholsters his Poozi and shoots the first thing moving, which just happens to be Tiobe*
♪
It's so easy, but I can't do it--
So risky, but I gotta chance it.
It's so funny: there's nothing to laugh about.
My money--that's all you want to talk about!
I can see what you want me to be,
But I'm no fool!
It's in the lap of the gods!
Whoa, whoa, la, la, la!
I can see what you want me to be,
But I'm no fool!
No beginning--there's no ending.
There's no meaning in my pretending.
Believe me life goes on and on and on.
Forgive me when I ask you, "Where do I belong?"
You say I (you can do it) can't (you can do it--you can go and) set you free from me,
But that's not true!
It's in the lap of the gods... ♫
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
*pries out ow_tiobe_sb's eyeballs with a rusty screwdriver*
(current music: Cloudbursting - Kate Bush):up:
The circle is now complete. When I left this thread I was but a poster, now I am the master!
you aint nothing but a wrinkly old fart
Postcard for Mr. Eyebrow and Mr. Evil!Quote from: postcardU.P.: up
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 14, 2008, 12:54:06 PM
The circle is now complete. When I left this thread I was but a poster, now I am the master!
Master of Disaster!
*Impales The Phantom Eyebrow with 23425 tetanus-poisoned finishing nails*
I'm the ruler! Me! Again!
(You didn't expect this, didn't you?)
No...I am the leader...and master of undeath!!!
*feeds lmalonsof to a large, ugly anteater*
Quote from: Deaths Jester on May 15, 2008, 10:28:52 AM
*feeds lmalonsof to a large, ugly anteater*
An UGLY anteater!? Way to add insult to injury.
(I don't know; some people just take these things too far...)
I've been stabbed (x2), and I can't post.
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 16, 2008, 05:30:46 PM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on May 15, 2008, 10:28:52 AM
*feeds lmalonsof to a large, ugly anteater*
An UGLY anteater!? Way to add insult to injury.
(I don't know; some people just take these things too far...)
Hey...that's me...injury insults!!! *stabs TPE with a two-foot long ROTTEN banana*
Quote from: Deaths Jester on May 17, 2008, 08:14:48 AM
Hey...that's me...injury insults!!! *stabs TPE with a two-foot long ROTTEN banana*
:eyebrow: { Well now but that's not in the least bit injurious is it?
* Stares at banana-ensmeared costume with no little amount of disgust *
Ah but look..it's rotten...who knows what type of evil gunk it could cause ye!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*hands TPE a towel making ewww sounds*
Baroness, even if you are wearing an exciting leather catsuit... I can't let you rule the forum!
lmalonsof rules again!!!
Who says is leather? i mean... ok yes the Corset is leather.. the rest is very tight latex and over the latex some armor pads.... and uhmmm
it seems i rule again
Oh, sorry... I thought it was leather.
common mistake from afar.. no biggie
*Usurps the Baroness*
-MJB
ohhhy you.... you... you evil meanie!!!!
By this Axe I rule!
ahhh good story... yup yup
I thought so too. It reminds me of that fable about mushrooms and badgers
*stretches and yawns as she heads to her dorm* well.. keep fighting to rule the forum.... i'm going to sleep.... ta-ta
Are you completely sure it has latex? Because it must be uncomfortable in combat, leahter is more resistant and doesn't make you sweat... and I'm sure that Destro would never approve leather and latex in the same costume (unless you're saving money, of course)...
This thread isn't about puny latex.
*takes over thread and thus rules the forum!*
-MJB
MJB is right.... this is not about latex.... though i am positive that my costume is latex, and speaking of battle situations... if i am not mistaken... check ultimate x men 1... "black latex uniforms" so... if they can fight with latex so can i... and pleaseeee... Destro? pffff i am more inclined to Lady J, Cover Girl, Scarlet or Jinx...
oh and by the way... seems i rule again
Well, in Star trek they're wearing red pijamas and they seem to be more comfortable than Wolwerine, with that ugly face and bad character (because of his battle suit, most probably). And Federation soldiers are ready for having a nap everywhere!
...and just a quick note to let you know that I'm ruling now. :cool:
how dare you!!!
by this latex i rule!!!!
And with but naught but a few words the rule of the Baroness has been ended
... just for a few moments... no longer than a bathroom break it seems....
so your proper and and rightfull Queen... Empress... no umm Goddess rule this place again
Goddess? Leather? Latex?... mmm do you remember a very old game called 'Leather goddesses of Phobos'? (well, if you don't here's the wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leather_Goddesses_of_Phobos )
And yes, I'm taking over.
oh man.. thats old!!! really old.... knew the game but nevere played ita nd well... i'm the ruler again...
Sometimes I feel old... I suppose I am.
And I'm also the ruler again!
you are the ruler? mmm so.. you are made of plastic then? and are roughly of 30 cm? nice to know....
:lol:
:realworld
:eyejar :eyejar :eyejar :tombstone :bunny :bunny
tell us a story
uhmm ok
This is the story of the hare who lost his spectacles.
Owl loved to rest quietly whilst no one was watching. sitting on a
Fence one day, he was surprised when suddenly a kangaroo ran close
By.
Now this may not seem strange, but when owl overheard kangaroo whisper
To no one in particular, ``the hare has lost his spectacles, well, he
Began to wonder.
Presently, the moon appeared from behind a cloud and there, lying on
The grass was hare. in the stream that flowed by the grass -- a
Newt. and sitting astride a twig of a bush -- a bee.
Ostensibly motionless, the hare was trembling with excitement, for
Without his spectacles he was completely helpless. where were his
Spectacles? could someone have stolen them? had he mislaid them? what
Was he to do?
Bee wanted to help, and thinking he had the answer began: ``you
Probably ate them thinking they were a carrot.
``no! interrupted owl, who was wise. ``i have good eye-sight, insight,
And foresight. how could an intelligent hare make such a silly
Mistake? but all this time, owl had been sitting on the fence,
Scowling!
Kangaroo were hopping mad at this sort of talk. she thought herself
Far superior in intelligence to the others. she was their leader;
Their guru. she had the answer: ``hare, you must go in search of the
Optician.
But then she realized that hare was completely helpless without his
Spectacles. and so, kangaroo loudly proclaimed, ``i cant send hare in
Search of anything!
``you can guru, you can! shouted newt. ``you can send him with owl.
But owl had gone to sleep. newt knew too much to be stopped by so
Small a problem -- ``you can take him in your pouch. but alas, hare
Was much too big to fit into kangaroos pouch.
All this time, it had been quite plain to hare that the others knew
Nothing about spectacles.
As for all their tempting ideas, well hare didnt care.
The lost spectacles were his own affair.
And after all, hare did have a spare a-pair.
A-pair.
*giggles*
The killer is the sheriff!
but.... I shot the sheriff....
Did you?
Well, in that case... No woman, no cry
mmmyes... but remember....
girl... you'll be a woman.... soon
Of course, of course...
However we must take into consideration that if she's a fat bottomed girl,
'Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round'
and she may be a strange kind of woman ...
"The kind that gets written down in history"
... or a highway star
or a Lady Madonna
Or a manchild!
or a tiny little monkey with a guitar playing "Stairway to Heaven"
As elected leader of the Bull Shop, I hereby appoint The_Baroness ruler of this thread for exercising the good (non)sense to quote A Passion Play at length. Wait a tick! I just had the strangest feeling of deja vu...
This means, of course, that The_Baroness will become Randy's prime target given that he has fervently reiterated his hostile feelings toward Jethro Tull on a number of previous occasions. Congratulations! ^_^
:doh:
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
oh thank you thank you i am the leader now th... wait a minute? Randy's prime target?.... *runs and hide with the other girls of FR*
Congrats on being Randy's target Baroness :thumbup:
no i am not.....
and i rule again
Not if I'm around
damn.... you are right....
but i rule again
Am I last?
Hmm?
Am I?
Note: Crap I hate when that happens.
(See any posts following this for an explanation.)
yes i totally agree with you...
/me nods sagely
um...ditto
*totally usurps Chuckles*
-MJB
/me claps at MJB
well done
Peaches and Cream! Here I go again!
mmmhmmm yup...
*steals The_Baroness' potato chips*
*munches*
-MJB
/me glares at MJB and change the potato chips to sushi and watch MJB eating the raw fish
*gags*
-MJB
/me grins and eats the potato chips
* lmalonsof starts to sing while The_Baroness is eating
'Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!'
'Uuuh, Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!'
'Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!'
'Uuuh Doctor Zaius'
/me arches an eyebrow and shakes her head
<_< "Arches an Eyebrow" indeed... I am not a piece of putty, some clump of clay to be moulded as you see fit. I'm the Phantom Eyebrow AND I RULE THIS FORUM!!!*
* Statement accurate at time of going to post *
/me glances at TPE and nods
yes you did.... but i rule again
Really, it's all well and good to say that one rules, but I see few giving reasons for their ruleyness. In fact, I see much ruleylessness. Even ow_tiobe_sb has shown more ruleynessness than 99.9% of the posters in this thread--save for myself, of course.
Oh...
*rips the wings off a cherub and staples them to The Phantom Eyebrow, just because I can...poisoned, radioactive staples, by the way*
/me waits for randy to step out of the topic...
and i rule again
And now I rule...bow before me ye useless scags!
/me takes a bow and aim to DJ, firing an arrow
like this?
and its all just shadows and dust
Creeps out of the shadows, and posts.
/me post over chuckles post
Oh great, now I have to come up with a cunning plan to get my post over The Baroness' post..............this might take a while.
ahhhh no....
no plan will serve you..
Foolish fools! You are all so full of foolishness that you fail to realize that I have once again regained control of this thread!
Fools.
-MJB
*shots MJB*
briefly...
*kicks the death MJB to one side*
Bring out the Gimp
Quote from: MJB on July 21, 2008, 07:35:24 PM
Foolish fools! You are all so full of foolishness that you fail to realize that I have once again regained control of this thread!
Fools.
-MJB
OBJECTION!
MINE
MINE!!!
MINEST!!!!!
Nope...it's mine and always was!
nope.... it's mine
Seriously didn't you all notice... I added an "est" to the end.
An "est"....
You cant just say its mine after its been minest...
It throws off the status quo.
Pretty soon there is no respect for adding "pretty" to a please
And everyone starts to ignore the "cherries on top".
By then end, adding "part 2 electric boogaloo" has no importance at all.
You know what happens then?
Anarchy.
And what comes from Anarchy... New Rule.
And you know whos gonna rule.
Oh look... ITS ME!
MINEST Triumphs once more!
Look!! over in the corner...is that a rabbit?
*Assumes rule during the confusion*
/me push chuckles over a cliff
mmmmnope... and i rule again
* Leaps off cliff with a bungie chord and saves chuckles *
Re-assumes mantle of Ruler and assigns chuckles as protector of the realm to eliminate Baroness....
tsk tsk tsk
I as supreme ruler name you Googles and chuckles enemies of the state...
hunt them my minio... ehhrmmm hunt them my slav.... no.. not that... uhmm hunt them!!! my loyal servants
Ah ha, those hunters will never think to look for me in here.
/me shakes her head and points to where chuckles is..
he is here...
oh.. and i rule again
*moves three feet to the left*
and...rules from this new location.
** Laugh Maniacally from the shadows **
I rule now...
Mwa ha ha ha ha... (bump)
Chuckles is that you?
uhmmm nope..... I rule now...
not anymore
Well it appears that once again I have ruled.......or should that be "rule"?
Whatever, first order of business is banishment of grammar.
I rule again! HA!
no you dont
Yeah, that's telling him.
Please, could anyone actually, you know, rule?
I can....
so... all of you... on your KNEES!!!! NOW!!!
mmm except the girls.... you can just come and sit with me... more comfortable
QuotePlease, could anyone actually, you know, rule?
YES!
For too long has the petty bickering and infighting of the ruling families gone on....
Its time for Change...
Change is good...
None of the other rulers will deliver change...
I will.
So now that I am Ruler I hereby enact the following.
Free Gummi bears for everyone.
All roads are toll free.
Cable TV will only run those shows that are good.
Grass is hereby Greener.
Skies are now Bluer.
There are no taxes.
Free Health Care.
And Everyone gets a Pogo Stick!!!
** Fine Print **
Baroness has been banished, so if she claims rulership, ignore her.
Chuckles is allowed to rule, but only when Im sleeping.
Randy, well, hmmmm..... I give you a minor fiefdom to rule as your own... if you show up again, You will be killed...
*drops a 3,000 tonne weight on GogglesPizano
drips strychnine in his Strawberry Quik
throws his dog into a vat of sulphuric acid
dresses him up in Versace and throws him to the SharkMen(TM)
spits on his shoes
eats his pizza
shows his girl the pictures taken on 'sunshine superman' night at the local disco
Gets GP shunned by a leper colony*
Yes, please kill me. I want to see you try. :twisted:
oh that was nice....
and I rule again....
*activates a force field to protect herself*
*Reverses the polarity of force field*
I rule...well everyone else was busy.
So, this is power huh? I can get used to this.
* Catches 3000 lb weight.
Drops it into poisoned quick creating strong buoyant alloy
Throws Buoy into acid saving the Dog
While randy is searching for jacket, slips scuba tank under shirt
Sharkmen(TM) decide to let me go cause i look so swank in my new versace
I return to find Randy has spitshined my shoes (Thanks Man!)
As payment he took some pizza (which is still a deal -- look at that shine!)
I'm shocked to find my girlfriend moving out, but thats fine cause she could't dance
(I have Randy's sister's number here somewhere)
(I bet she'll appreciate me doing the Hustle in Versace)
And the Lepers... no one likes them...
Oh yeah.
Pulls out gun and shoots randy in the head with special Armor/shield/energy piercing, psychic, acid proof/heat resistant/cold tolerant, mystical bullet. Randy is Dead! I am king!
Long Live the Versace wearing King!!
:blink:
uhmmm how about... no?
Nay I say to your No.
Yay I say...
YAY!
maybe I say
maybe...
definetly maybe?
possibly baby ;)
possibly maybe perhaps?
this thread is on the verge of collapse
i agree with you... this thread will colapse....
Well, then I better take over.
nope, didnt fix it
it will still crumble...
Well, I have nothing better to do.
yes... same here
Quote from: GogglesPizanno on July 23, 2008, 09:22:01 PM
Oh yeah.
Pulls out gun and shoots randy in the head with special Armor/shield/energy piercing, psychic, acid proof/heat resistant/cold tolerant, mystical bullet. Randy is Dead! I am king!
You missed.
*drives a pointed stick between GogglesPizanno's ears*
I didn't.
*Hides in the shadows, and denies seeing anything*
*exercises his political clout to force Chuck and The_Baroness to go get a room*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
...and with them gone the forum is mine...all mine!
Bwahahahaha ...*cough*...hahaha
Quote*drives a pointed stick between GogglesPizanno's ears*
*Starts spinning wildly in a circle like pippy longstocking smacking Randy with the ends of his pointed stick*
And While Chuckles and the Baroness are checking out their new accomodations
And Ares is getting that cough looked at (take ALL the antibiotics)
I'm gonna assume control like it was 2112!
Everybody to the temple of Syrinx for the inauguration party!!
*runs out of the room as fast as she can*
bad tiobe... bad tiobe... now i will have to punish you... tsk tsk tsk
Quote from: The_Baroness on July 25, 2008, 04:02:52 AM
*runs out of the room as fast as she can*
bad tiobe... bad tiobe... now i will have to punish you... tsk tsk tsk
Ohhhh...lucky Tiobe getting Punished by Baroness! Lucky bastad!
while she is busy doing that I shall rule the forum again
Come on, you're still coughing and sick... go home before you infect us all.
Actually you can infect Randy, but that's it.
how about i rule the forum?
yes.. i like that idea a lot... so it's settled
If your gonna be ruling, can I use the Hotel room?
I need a base of operations to figure out how to kill Randy.
use the lead pipe in the observitory
you can use whatever you like googles.... hotel room, military instalation... mad scientist.... go ahead
I'm shall rule all with me undead jalapeneo army!!!
"Daring Chuck of mystery, Champion of most.
Swoops out of the shadows, with the latest post."
*sighs* i hate rhymes
why so?
chuckles = deja vu?
:P
This whole thread is a case of Deja Vu.
.
.
.
And we all know its true.
woo hoo?
*Barges in, and plops down on the ruler's throne.*
geeze, I hope you clean that up afterward
*hands chuckles a french maid outfit* clean it...
NOW
*cleans french maids outfit*
ehhh no no.. wear the french maid outfit and clean the room...
*sighs shaking her head*
no cleaning yet I see
don'¡t have much to add, but can't leave you ruling, since i am the only one that can rule this place
but yet you arent anymore
But I am the most capable.... i have a PH.D in Horribleness
see?
[spoiler](http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk44/Baronesa_1980/PhD-Horribleness-Large-Baroness.jpg)[/spoiler]
Bah! You and your fancy book-smart evilness. Why in my day we didn't need some Professor or Dean to tell us we were evil. We knew by the screams of the insignifigant peopns in our wake. You may be book-smart evil but I am street smart evil :sword
...and I'm totally self taught evil...
Well, okay I'm not as much evil as just out of touch with reality.
But I rule.......eh?
You should be cleaning right now
What a great idea...*gives it a good clean*
Now let's do something about the color of these walls.
I was here and then was there but now am back to give ye heck! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Thats it. give em heck
*give Ares a can of heck...super duty sized*
Here ye go. Want some more?
*takes her chance to rule again*
...as fleeting as it is
What the 'ell? Oh well..I become the ruler again, just as it begins!
and just as it begins it ends again
ditto
page 14 already
Wow! That many already. It seems like only 13 pages ago there as just one little old page.
P.S. I rule.
nope, i rule
I rule more
Look, this isn't getting us anywhere.
Why don't you fine people just relax, and take it easy for awhile. Go out, and grab a cup of coffee.
And I'll stay here, and sorta tidy up the place. What do you say gang?
*waits for response*
*opens a diet coke and sit on a comfy chair* sounds nice... i will watch while you work on this
Hey this isnt a show. Poor Chuckles isnt part of some really boring "Truman Show". Have some respect
then i command ytou to join him, ares... both of you would look really nice with the french maid uniforms *throws the magic uniforms at chuckles and ares and in a puff they are both dressed as french maids*
*Touches hands with Ares*
"French servant powers, activate"
"Shape of a ruler"
*Becomes a ruler.....in a french maids outfit*
*picsk the plastic 30 cm long ruler and sighs leaving it on the desk*
well thats one less to challenge me
*form of a Tyrannasaurus*
Fear my awesomely rediculous might of the Frnch Maid Tyrannosaur
*giggles as she see the cute dinosaur in french maid outfit clean the room *
...
:angry:
there are no donuts in this thread!
oOo a tyrannosaurus!... in a french maid outfit...
too weird, im leaving!
And I rule once more
quick question: is it last one to post here rules this forum, or last one to post here goes head-to-head in a fight to the death with the phantom bunburyist himself to wrest control of the tower of tuffets from his evil hands?
cause depending which one it is i may try harder...
uhmmm try as hard as you might...
but i rule this !!
Make that "ruled" as in past tense...........*Laughs like a fiend*
Well that was long enough
I rule...no doubt about it...see it's in writing right over htere. *points to wall that reads "DJ rules all!"*
*blast wall off*
uhmm where?
Quote from: The_Baroness on August 03, 2008, 11:31:57 AM
*blast wall off*
uhmm where?
*sets Baroness one fire*
That's what ye get for blasting my ruling wall!
*throws 5 grenades into the room to clear out the riff-raff*
Ka-Boom
Quote from: Ares_God_of_War on August 03, 2008, 11:55:54 AM
*throws 5 grenades into the room to clear out the riff-raff*
Ka-Boom
Ohhh...grenades...I love grenades...they make everyone else look like me! YEA!
The only way one of us can rule this forum is if we get this topic locked. And so I'm going to break every rule!!!!
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Hey... (ohletssay) Deaths Jester! You aren't very good at your job. Death seems all dark and depressed and you don't seem to put him in a good mood at alL!
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Hey Deaths Jester, would you mind making me a skin of a guy wearing a T-shirt that says "I like apricots."
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And now for the inevitable lock!
well at least we got it to page 15 before the lock
Hey, we're pretty cool...huh? :thumbup:
*teleports back into forum and turn her force field off* ok that saved me... and....
i rule again
I disappear for a while and what happens, you all go crazy -- voodoo? grenades? AARP?!?
... though I respect for BWPS for his well planned coup attempt.
Its Madness!!!
But now Im back, you may all bow before me as the glorious and compassionate ruler I am (except you Randy).
Let the showering of gifts begin!
Here's a gift for you - It's a nice ticking box :)
Ooooooooo pretty.
Hey, wait a minute....
... is this a....
YES.
A new Hello Kitty Alarm clock!!
How did you know?
Quote from: BWPS on August 03, 2008, 09:12:00 PM
The only way one of us can rule this forum is if we get this topic locked. And so I'm going to break every rule!!!!
[snip]
And now for the inevitable lock!
While this was a valiant effort to win the war, it was all for nothing. While it would be well within my mighty marvelous modding abilities to lock this thread I have chosen to let it remain open.
Instead of locking this thread I decided instead to give Randyripoff your home address. Enjoy fending off his army of Sharkmen™. :twisted:
-MJB
Yay! Sharkmen™.
They taste like chicken
Yummy, anyone have a good Sharkman™ recipe?
And what wine goes best with Randy's minions? :unsure:
Mmmm...Shark-people!
Nope just Sharkmen™. The Sharkwomen™ have a better union and aren't currently in the employ of Randy.
I keep killing Randy so Im guessing the Shark Women are currently enjoying the vacation of unemployment.... or else have moved on to more stable employment. No Union would let its workers stay with an empoyer who keeps getting killed. I think that breaks a bylaw or something.
No one here has ever killed me and no one ever will. I ignore all of your feeble attacks simply because I choose to...
Oh, and SharkMen(TM) taste of hot laser death. Remember that the next time you want to chow down on one and find yourself missing the back of your head.
Randy, your minions couldn't even take out Ryan Seacrest's big toe!
It just cause it's Ryan Seacrest and becuase his toes are so highly manicured.
Randy should appear on American Idol so we could eliminate all of them in one fell swoop....
I'm bored so I will rule again
Try hitting Randy with a steak...
In fact As my Final Reign of this thread I command all to start hitting Randy with a steak (or perhaps a porkchop if you want to be frugal)
*comes out of hybernation just long enough to rule the forum*
I hereby decree that everyone in the forum must end every sentence with the word pie.
I HAVE SPOKEN PIE!
Also i find throwing steak a racist act pie.
uhmmmmm now this is disturbing....
people still think they can rule in my place...
Everyone can rule in your place...pie
Let them eat cake...pie
no cake...pie
Noooooooo. cake...pie
oh forget it...pie
I dont think its too hard to have more rhymes than Abe Vigoda...pie
Your 5 day rule has come to an end, Ares. Bow before the new ruler.
-MJB
You forgot the word...pie ;)
*uses an elaborate set up of impossible machines in a preset time travelling loop to squash the next poster with an uncalculable amount of force, bending the very space fabric of time to re-emptive-uber any attempts to uber out of being squashed*
I shall post for I am eternal. As long as there is war I will be.
pie.
eip
The pie is a lie. Em is your saviour. Bow, one & all!!!
-MJB
I only fell for that line once. I was young and needed the money :(
...pie