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Title: Dance, you fools!
Post by: randyripoff on July 08, 2008, 06:23:18 PM
(http://fourcolorexplosion.com/images/smandance.gif)
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: vamp on July 08, 2008, 06:27:36 PM
Spidey dancing isn't news to us  ;) :P
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: randyripoff on July 08, 2008, 06:40:03 PM
Quote from: vamp on July 08, 2008, 06:27:36 PM
Spidey dancing isn't news to us  ;) :P

*cuts vamp's head off with a rusty spoon*

I SAID DANCE!
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: The_Baroness on July 08, 2008, 06:50:48 PM
 :cool:

*moves far away from Randy and begins to dance ALONE in one corner*
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: randyripoff on July 08, 2008, 07:32:43 PM
SharkMen(TM)!  Set lasers on "hokey pokey"!  Attack!

*Watches the SharkMen(TM) "shake it all about" with the Baroness*
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: kkhohoho on July 08, 2008, 07:38:16 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on July 08, 2008, 07:32:43 PM
SharkMen(TM)!  Set lasers on "hokey pokey"!  Attack!

*Watches the SharkMen(TM) "shake it all about" with the Baroness*

I thought Tiobe was the new leader of the Feifdom. :huh: *Stays where he is like an idiot.*
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: randyripoff on July 08, 2008, 07:40:58 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on July 08, 2008, 07:38:16 PM
I thought Tiobe was the new leader of the Feifdom. :huh: *Stays where he is like an idiot.*

Uh huh.  You keep believing that.

Now, Macarena or die! :twisted:
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: vamp on July 08, 2008, 07:42:51 PM
*Picks up his head*

Well I never. Tiobe wouldnt have tried this tom-foolery on me!

*sews his head back on*
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: randyripoff on July 08, 2008, 07:47:49 PM
Quote from: vamp on July 08, 2008, 07:42:51 PM
*Picks up his head*

Well I never. Tiobe wouldnt have tried this tom-foolery on me!

*sews his head back on*


*drops a 900 ton tom-fool on vamp's head before he can finish sewing*

Now dance--or the cute puppy dies!
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 08, 2008, 07:48:21 PM
Remember me for my sacrifice....

(http://gpwarehouse.freedomforceforever.com/Macarena.gif)

HEY MACARENA!
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: randyripoff on July 08, 2008, 07:49:47 PM
Now that's more like it!

*shoots GogglesPizanno's kneecaps off in celebration*

YEE-HAH!  Let's see some more!
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 08, 2008, 07:54:33 PM
Wait... come back here...
'Tis but a scratch.
Just a flesh wound.
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: randyripoff on July 08, 2008, 07:55:47 PM
*slaps GogglesPizanno with a shoelace*
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: vamp on July 08, 2008, 07:58:28 PM
*talking to tom*

You may be in charge of myspace, and be a fool, but buy me a drink before you fall on me, and lose some weight.

*To Randy*

And as for the puppies, i could care less
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: GogglesPizanno on July 08, 2008, 08:05:18 PM
** Grumble Grumble **

Stupid Macarena song stuck in my head

** Grumble Grumble **

Stupid Randy with his stupid shoelaces

** Grumble Grumble **

Stupid Vamp with his puppies....

PUPPIES!?!
Who's the good puppy?
Who's the good puppy dog??
You're the good puppy...
Yes you are...
YES you are...

Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: randyripoff on July 08, 2008, 08:19:18 PM
Quote from: vamp on July 08, 2008, 07:58:28 PM
*To Randy*

And as for the puppies, i could care less


Oh? How about the vamp's?

*shoots vamp with a rosewood arrow, hangs a wreath of garlic around his neck, douses him with holy water, ties him to a cross, stabs him in the heart with a wooden stake, then cuts off his head again...then shoots his puppy, poisons his cat, defiles his crypt, and kills that guy that goes "woo woo woo" at the top of his lungs at 3am every morning.  leaves the toilet seat up*
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: vamp on July 08, 2008, 08:27:56 PM
*using his dying breathe*

Well someone has anger issues. Feel free to turn me into a marionette

*Dies*
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: randyripoff on July 08, 2008, 08:32:22 PM
Quote from: vamp on July 08, 2008, 08:27:56 PM
Well someone has anger issues. Fell free to turn me into a marionette

Very well.

*strings up vamp's body and makes him dance to the organ grinder for money*
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: Panther_Gunn on July 09, 2008, 07:33:36 AM
Quote from: Previsionary on July 08, 2008, 07:20:15 AM:prev: --But who did you vote for during the fiefdom elections, huh? There seems to be a bit of a problem right now with who is the true leader. Who would you want to lead this place?

:pgunn::  *hrmf*  That fiasco?  The first "election" in Russia was more valid than that thing.  Can you vote someone out of power if you don't know who they are?  And do you really think that Randy would relinquish his grip on this place that easily (or bloodlessly)?

Quote from: randyripoff on July 08, 2008, 07:40:58 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on July 08, 2008, 07:38:16 PM
I thought Tiobe was the new leader of the Feifdom. :huh: *Stays where he is like an idiot.*

Uh huh.  You keep believing that.

Now, Macarena or die! :twisted:

All I can say is, y'all had your warning.  If 11 hours isn't enough time, don't know what more I can do for ya.  Although, anyone who really *needed* the warning is probably muddying up the gene pool, anyway.  <_<
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: BWPS on July 09, 2008, 07:35:14 AM
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Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: ow_tiobe_sb on July 09, 2008, 10:38:45 AM
Quote from: randyripoff on July 08, 2008, 07:40:58 PM
Quote from: kkhohoho on July 08, 2008, 07:38:16 PM
I thought Tiobe was the new leader of the Feifdom. :huh: *Stays where he is like an idiot.*

Uh huh.  You keep believing that.

Now, Macarena or die! :twisted:

Now I know what I must become to stop men like him...

The host of Top of the Pops!

*hangs the D.J.*

*brandishes a cane-shaped microphone*

*assumes a fencing stance*

En garde, Mr. Ripoff...but first, here's the latest track from Lil Wayne!

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: Midnight on July 09, 2008, 11:56:50 AM
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Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: Sevenforce on July 09, 2008, 06:00:07 PM
 :blink:
Quote from: Men Without Hats
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: randyripoff on July 09, 2008, 10:13:28 PM
*has the SharkMen(TM) two-step all over ow_tiobe_sb in spiked golf shoes*
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: Alaric on July 10, 2008, 04:59:25 AM
GINGER:

Think of what you're losing
By constantly refusing
To dance with me.
You'd be the idol of France with me.

And yet you stand there and shake your foolish head rheumatically
While I wait here so ecstatically.
You just look and say emphatically:

FRED:

Not this season. There's a reason.

I won't dance. Don't ask me.
I won't dance. Don't ask me.
I won't dance, Madame, with you.
My heart won't let my feet do things they should do.

You know what? You're lovely.

GINGER:

So what? I'm lovely...

FRED:

But oh, what you do to me.
I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore.
I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor.

GINGER:

Ah, but when you dance you're charming and you're gentle.
Especially when you do The Continental.

FRED:

But this feeling isn't purely mental.
For heaven rest us
I'm not asbestos.
And that's why...

I won't dance. Why should I?
I won't dance. How could I?
I won't dance, merci beaucoup.

I know that music leads the way to romance.
And if I hold you in my arms... I won't dance.
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: The Phantom Eyebrow on July 10, 2008, 03:55:34 PM
* Puts on his red shoes and dances the blues *
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: catwhowalksbyhimself on July 11, 2008, 10:28:41 PM
Cats do not dance.  They only step gingerly.
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: randyripoff on July 12, 2008, 06:56:58 AM
Quote from: catwhowalksbyhimself on July 11, 2008, 10:28:41 PM
Cats do not dance.  They only step gingerly.
*dips catwhowalksbyhimself feet first into a vat of acid until all that's left are stumps*

Let's see you step at all now.
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: Deaths Jester on July 12, 2008, 11:39:32 AM
Beware for the dead dance!

*dances the Thriller*
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: catwhowalksbyhimself on July 12, 2008, 12:13:06 PM
Quote*dips catwhowalksbyhimself feet first into a vat of acid until all that's left are stumps*

*vanishes into thin air and re-appears, whole*

I love being phantasmal.
Title: Re: Dance, you fools!
Post by: Spam on July 12, 2008, 04:40:38 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on July 08, 2008, 06:23:18 PM
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No, it isn't.

FORIAMSPAM!