I see everyone hear has come to their senses. You're cheering for me to come back.
I just ran a search for "WE WANT RANDY!" on FactCheck.org, and I received the following results:
Quote from: FactCheck.org
Chants at Ripoff Rallies Either Misheard, Misleadingly Reported, or Shouted by the Criminally Insane
October 30, 2008
Summary
Randy Ripoff, criminal mastermind and famous Sharkman ™ conservationist, has waged a long campaign to regain control of the forum previously known as "the Abattoir," a revolving-name forum which democratically elected Anomie Party candidate ow_tiobe_sb, a.k.a., The Phantom Bunburyist, handily won earlier this year. At a recent Ripoff rally, some attendees were heard chanting a message that has been interpreted in various ways in the news media and by both the Ripoff and Bunburyist camps.
● Both the Ripoff campaign and the Faux News Channel have reported that rally attendees could be heard chanting "WE WANT RANDY!"--a message of clear support for the ruthless former dictator. At least one amateur recording of the event, gathered by a self-identified Bunburyist supporter, seems to have captured those same attendees chanting "WE WANT RANDY TO GO POUND SAND!"
● Several television news outlets, including the BBC, CBS, NBC, and PDQ have reported that the chanters' message was "WE WANT CANDY!"--a message of clear support for the upcoming All Hallows Eve holiday.
● The Channel for Random Adult Zany Entertainment (CRAZ-E) has reported the chanters' message as "WE WANT RANDY TO DIP OUR VOTE IN TOFFEE AND OOH TREACLE FEELS GOOD ON MY BUNIONS!"--a message of clear support for the administration of horse tranquillisers to select human beings.
Verdict: Misleading, to say the least. The notion that anyone might want Randy Ripoff to do anything but die a slow, horrible death in a freak day spa accident, much less the notion that anyone might "WANT RANDY" in *gag* that way, is preposterous and probably harmful to the ears and livers of small children.
My name is
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
and I approve this message.
Quote from: randyripoff on October 30, 2008, 06:38:36 PM
I see everyone hear has come to their senses. You're cheering for me to come back.
Welllllll...let's just wait for the election. ^_^
Quote from: kkhohoho on October 30, 2008, 08:17:09 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on October 30, 2008, 06:38:36 PM
I see everyone hear has come to their senses. You're cheering for me to come back.
Welllllll...let's just wait for the election. ^_^
Or the spell-checking, whichever comes first.
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Quote from: kkhohoho on October 30, 2008, 08:17:09 PM
Welllllll...let's just wait for the election. ^_^
Election? There will be no election, just a violent uprising and killing of the weak--especially disembodied laughs and eyebrows.
arn't you just mishearing them,I would swear they're shouting we are randy
Quote from: the_ultimate_evil on October 31, 2008, 06:48:54 AM
arn't you just mishearing them,I would swear they're shouting we are randy
That's what I heard . . .
Quote from: the_ultimate_evil on October 31, 2008, 06:48:54 AM
I would swear they're shouting we are randy
We're all
Randy the Dictators! Hooray!
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
*feeds everyone strychnine-laced cookies*
I for one can categorically deny that I in fact Want Randy Back....
*Shoots Randy with my newly designed Anti-Randy discomboobulator ray (patent pending)*
*Runs off before he can attack my crotch again*
Quote from: GogglesPizanno on October 31, 2008, 08:56:13 AM
I for one can categorically deny that I in fact Want Randy Back.
Randy's got back? *shudder*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on October 31, 2008, 09:49:57 AM
Randy's got back? *shudder*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
I have a big butt and a cannot lie,
The sisters cannot deny
When a villain walks in with a def force field
Getting all up in your deal
You must yield
Better plead fealty
Stupid fops won't mess with me
Dropping enemies like I'm dropping logs
Better run before I kick your dog
*slaps his head*
Ye had to go there...
Quote from: GogglesPizanno on October 31, 2008, 08:56:13 AM
I for one can categorically deny that I in fact Want Randy Back....
*Shoots Randy with my newly designed Anti-Randy discomboobulator ray (patent pending)*
*Runs off before he can attack my crotch again*
I'm a bit worried about what a "discom
boobulator" ray will do to person.
:P
Quote from: randyripoff on October 31, 2008, 08:26:25 PM
Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on October 31, 2008, 09:49:57 AM
Randy's got back? *shudder*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning
I have a big butt and a cannot lie,
The sisters cannot deny
When a villain walks in with a def force field
Getting all up in your deal
You must yield
Better plead fealty
Stupid fops won't mess with me
Dropping enemies like I'm dropping logs
Better run before I kick your dog
Did Randy just say he was taking a poo? Ewwwwww!
Merely indicating that I am a man of the people; just like everyone else, I put my force field on one leg at a time.
So Randy is admitting that his so called impenetrable force field is in fact sometimes off...
*Goggles sneaks off cackling madly about the impeding doom for Randy come Laundry day*
Uh...I think he said he has force field pants...I hope they're opaque force field pants... :blink:
Quote from: GogglesPizanno on November 02, 2008, 08:41:37 PM
So Randy is admitting that his so called impenetrable force field is in fact sometimes off..
No, just lining myself up as a man of the people. A joyful metaphor, allowing that I am, in actual fact, human.
Just because I'm better than the rest of you is no reason to hate me.
Okay, maybe me destroying all of my enemies and the occasional ally might give reason for hate. Still, I think that we can move beyond my youthful indiscretions, and get back to the task at hand. Namely, turning fop boy into puppy chow.
You say you want a leader
But you can't seem to make up your mind
I think you better close it
And let me guide you to the Purple Rain
who has the electorate vote?
Quote from: bearded on November 04, 2008, 05:52:37 PM
You say you want a leader
But you can't seem to make up your mind
I think you better close it
And let me guide you to the Purple Rain
who has the electorate vote?
Your mother.
OH SNAP!
well, now that Randy is the new Resident, i've got to ask...why does he want it?
Quote from: bearded on November 05, 2008, 08:01:52 AM
well, now that Randy is the new Resident, i've got to ask...why does he want it?
TO BRING ABOUT CHANGE! BUT WITHOUT ANY PENNIES!
CHANGE!!
-MJB
one thing i noticed hasn't changed...the tag on this forum.