New to the boards

[Protomorph]

Welcome aboard.  As the cat said to Alice "We're all mad here" but in a good way.  :)

Have you heard from Alice lately? She hasn't been returning my calls. I think she's still mad about the caramel pudding/bikini wax incident.

Oh, come on, now...ANYONE could've made that mistake. It was cook and serve pudding, after all.