For the TRULY ambitious super-villain.

[captainspud]

How To Destroy The Earth

"This is not a guide for those whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity. I can in no way guarantee the complete extinction of the human race via any of these methods, real or imaginary. Humanity is wily and resourceful, and many of the methods outlined inside will take many years to even become available, let alone implement, by which time mankind may well have spread to other planets; indeed, other star systems.

If total human genocide is your ultimate goal, you are reading the wrong document. There are far more efficient ways of doing this, many which are available and feasible right now. Nor is this a guide for those wanting to annihilate everything from single-celled life upwards, render Earth uninhabitable or simply conquer it. These are trivial goals in comparison.

This is a guide for those who do not want the Earth to be there anymore."

[Uncle Yuan]

Heh - good article.  Actually, I'm more impressed by the whole website.  Looks like there's some cool stuff there!

[Epimethee]

Truly excellent. :D

I'm giving method #10 a shot. Mwahawhawhaw!

[Spam]

Really cool stuff. Now if only I could find some of those doomsday devices on eBay, my evil super plan shalt be ready to... Destroy!

Anyways, awesome article. =)

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