I would like to file a frivolous lawsuit

[captainspud]

I am being infringed upon!

SpudWare

They're clearly trading on the brand recognition of Captain Spud to sell their cutlery. Everybody knows I already have a line of SpudWare erotic rain galoshes... did they think I just wouldn't notice?

I need a volunteer to present my case. Preferably one who's seen at least 100 hours of TV court dramas.

[Reepicheep]

I bet they do meathooks too. They're in for it now.

[ow_tiobe_sb]

I'm afraid, Spud, that you would need to move to a nearby country before you become eligible to file a frivolous lawsuit.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[Mr. Hamrick]

that's gimmick infringement!

[Tortuga]

In most cases, "frivolous lawsuit" is a redundant phrase.

Now you know how I felt when Pirates of the Carribean soiled my good name.  If you find a decent lawyer, see if he/she can help me with that one too.  Package deal!

[El Condor]

You know that this is just begging the makers of the old spudgun to come right after you.

[Glitch Girl]

...Everybody knows I already have a line of SpudWare erotic rain galoshes...

Let me guess, they're called "rubbers"? 

[Panther_Gunn]

...Everybody knows I already have a line of SpudWare erotic rain galoshes...

Let me guess, they're called "rubbers"? 

No, that's his line of novelty pencil erasers.