I know...

[Previsionary]

DOOM knows that the Ow_tiobe does not know anything about what he did with that rabid badger and that kilo of pumpkin butter last summer.

That is all.

I, ow_tiobe, got Fixed.  ^_^

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

Sounds painful yet it is something I did not know and didn't want to know...But enough about your love life.

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Prev, I'm not sure that anyone ever informed you that SMAHAF had only three super-powered members and no fourth weedy, whiny, petulant, grumpy-PM-writing git (unless you count Aunt May).

8^P
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[Previsionary]

Look at you. Desperate for jokes, are we? What's amazing is that for a man that head rivals the height and width of a christmas wreath can't come up with better insults. I'm ashamed for you, lad, and I'm ashamed for that wreath that'll forever be stuck around your neck like some type of spiky necklace.

...

RIP: Christmas Wreath. 2007 until the day Tiobe decided to adorn you with his presence.

I know you know that I know that you know that even syn knows that I know that you know I'm right.

[ow_tiobe_sb]

I'm in no way desperate for jokes, Prev, simply desperate for intelligent conversation.  'Tis the reason why I can be found talking to myself on various occasions.  For all of your knowledge, it appears you have failed to provide suitably stimulating discourse, so I will leave you my card and depart.

*hands Prev his card, which reads
[spoiler]Ba-doofus![/spoiler]*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[Previsionary]

Intelligence, you say? How funny of you to say such a thing. You foul, delusional, little man. Your talks with yourself, which I'm sure of are a tainted variety, are signs of pure insanity at its finest. Take your card and shove it down your throat. Perhaps it'd be more at home there in the vileness of your inner-workings.

*hands tiobe a bomb with a message painted on the side that reads: [spoiler]ignoramus[/spoiler]*

Just so you know, I know what you know, so we both better know what's coming ahead in the future when I know that you know that we both know there will be some unpleasantness coming our way.

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Prev, please don't cry, as you are wont to do, when I inform you that what you claim to know interests me not a jot.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[Previsionary]

as I will not to do? Please make sense, tiobe...but don't start to sound intelligible on my account. Only when you're ready, dear boy.

*takes off glove and smacks tiobe's face*

You started this war of words and I'm willing to take down everyone to destroy you! Let the games begin!

*disappears in a puff of illogicalness*

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Fear not, sirrah, for I know when and how to use the apostrophe (in fact, given your absence, this address is itself an apostrophe); it is your own (feigned) ignorance of our fair language that clouds your understanding.

Furthermore, only a true cad of the first water initiates a duel and then leaves before establishing the terms.  As I am a gentleman, I will compensate for your lack of honour by setting forth the following rules:

1. Pistols at twenty paces,
2. tomorrow at dawn.
3. No proxies.
4. No Milk Duds ™.
5. No more of your undignified whimpering.
6. To spare my nostrils, you simply MUST change your trousers.

We have a compact, sirrah.  I suggest that you gather together what scraps of dignity you might have to maintain our agreement.  You know that I know that you SHOULD know this.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[Previsionary]

Rules? I follow no rules except my very own you purple clad fool. I am of the villainous persuasion and I shall do what I very well please when our time to meet arrives on that fated day. And on that day, you shall be defeated and you will grovel at my feet like you are accustomed to doing. Perhaps, if I may so boldly state, it is your only place in this world to be beneath my boots. Consider that an honor for I am certain you won't go much higher.

Perhaps you already know this, as do I, and you want to make some sort of valiant stand? 'twill not work, tiobe. 'twon't work at all.

*disappears*

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Perhaps, if I may so boldly state, it is your only place in this world to be beneath my boots.

Have you been speaking to my wife again?  :unsure:

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[Mr. Hamrick]

Perhaps, if I may so boldly state, it is your only place in this world to be beneath my boots.

Have you been speaking to my wife again?  :unsure:

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

yes but it wasn't what you think.  Sevenforce was just asking for directions and . . .

[Sevenforce]

Hey hey hey! Don't bring ME into this! I'll get one word in twenty :mellow:

[vamp]

I LIKE PIE!

[Deaths Jester]

*shows up wearing his referee outfit*
Okay men...remember rules are made to be broken, death isn't instantanious, you can start shotting at anytime and the best man never wins.  Now BEGIN!!!!

[MJB]

*dies*

-MJB

[Tomato]

Wait... I don't know what I should know about prem knowing what he shouldn't know, but TPB knows what he does not know about what they all know is going to be settled in a time only it knows in a place where...

:faint

[Outamyhead]

I like Tea!!! :blink: