...so i saw Tortuga driving around the other day...

[Camma]

Look its Tort's car!!!

[psychopanda]

Where's the car? Is it behind Tort?

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

I'm no zoologist, but even I know that there's something wrong with this picture.  Turtles have flippers while Tortoises have feet.  This thing is neither fish nor fowl, so to speak.

[vamp]

Quick to the tort-mobile, tortoise boy :P!

[psychopanda]

"Coming soon to the next COH expansion..."

Jack "I thought for sure that would sell!"

[Glitch Girl]

I told him he was using too much Turtle Wax.   ;)

[Mr. Hamrick]

I heard Tortuga was acting a bit shell shocked as of late. . .

this just proves it

[Tortuga]

It ain't easy getting your limbs replaced with wheels.

[Viking]

I don't even wanna think about what happens when someone tries to look under the hood...

[El Condor]

The hood?  I'm more concerned about what comes out of the tail-pipe!

EC