ranma 1/2 cursed springs

[bearded]

allow me to be your guide to very wonderfull place.  the sacred training ground of Jusenkyo.  don't be fooled.  it is very very dangerous.  careless ppl fall in spring.

[Deaths Jester]

So ye fall in spring..huh?!?!  How fitting!

[bearded]

good sir!  you have accidently fallen into spring of drowned panda.  very tragic story.  120 years ago, panda fell into this spring and drowned.  you are now cursed, whenever you are hit with cold water, you turn into giant panda.  when you are hit with warm water, you turn into Death's Jester.

[Deaths Jester]

good sir!  you have accidently fallen into spring of drowned panda.  very tragic story.  120 years ago, panda fell into this spring and drowned.  you are now cursed, whenever you are hit with cold water, you turn into giant panda.  when you are hit with warm water, you turn into Death's Jester.

YEAH!!  Me am cursed to become a giant panda...YAAAAA!!!!!!

[YoungHeros]

Who got the boy/girl curse thing then?

[bearded]

Who got the boy/girl curse thing then?

good God Girl!  you have accidently fallen into spring of drowned girl.  very tragic story.  120 years ago, girl fell into this spring and drowned.  you are now cursed, whenever you are hit with cold water, you turn into boy.  when you are hit with warm water, you turn into girl.

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

So ye fall in spring..huh?!?!  How fitting!

That wasn't too bad a curse you got there DJ, but I imagine summer worse than others...

[bearded]

So ye fall in spring..huh?!?!  How fitting!

That wasn't too bad a curse you got there DJ, but I imagine summer worse than others...

good sir!  you have accidently fallen into spring of drowned duck.  very tragic story.  110 years ago, a duck fell into this spring and drowned.  you are now cursed, whenever you are hit with cold water, you turn into a duck.  when you are hit with warm water, you turn into Phantom Eyebrow.

[Alaric]

There was a young man named hall
Who fell in a spring in the fall;
'Twould have been a sad thing
If he'd died in the spring
But he didn't; He died in the fall.

[ow_tiobe_sb]

There was a young man named hall
Who fell in a spring in the fall;
'Twould have been a sad thing
If he'd died in the spring
But he didn't; He died in the fall.

'Tis true, BiL.  The forward pelvic thrust of Al's avatar suggests that I should not oppose his masculine virility/veracity.


:P

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

[bearded]

There was a young man named hall
Who fell in a spring in the fall;
'Twould have been a sad thing
If he'd died in the spring
But he didn't; He died in the fall.

good sir!  you have accidently fallen into spring of drowned cat.  very tragic story.  80 years ago, a cat fell into this spring and drowned.  you are now cursed, whenever you are hit with cold water, you turn into a cat.  when you are hit with warm water, you turn into Alaric.

[bearded]

There was a young man named hall
Who fell in a spring in the fall;
'Twould have been a sad thing
If he'd died in the spring
But he didn't; He died in the fall.

'Tis true, BiL.  The forward pelvic thrust of Al's avatar suggests that I should not oppose his masculine virility/veracity.


:P

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

good sir!  you have accidently fallen into spring of drowned piglet.  very tragic story.  2000 years ago, a piglet fell into this spring and drowned.  you are now cursed, whenever you are hit with cold water, you turn into a piglet.  when you are hit with warm water, you turn into bs_eboit_wo.

[ow_tiobe_sb]

good sir!  you have accidently fallen into spring of drowned piglet.  very tragic story.  2000 years ago, a piglet fell into this spring and drowned.  you are now cursed, whenever you are hit with cold water, you turn into a piglet.  when you are hit with warm water, you turn into bs_eboit_wo.

I follow you on the B.S. bit, but why a piglet?  I would have guessed I'd find myself splashing about in Spring of Swatted Gadfly or Pond of Squished Cockroach.  :huh:

bs_eboit_wo
gninroM 'ht 'o poF dna tsiyrubnuB motnahP

[Deaths Jester]

So ye fall in spring..huh?!?!  How fitting!

That wasn't too bad a curse you got there DJ, but I imagine summer worse than others...

Yeah, I know...now I'm an undead panda when I'm hit with cold water...it's so freaking cool...what with the bamboo eating and sitting on my butt and looking cute all the time...so sah-weet!

[bearded]

* bearded runs in with 4 buckets and splashes ow tiobe sb with warm water, death's jester with cold water, and hits YoungHeros left half with cold water, and right half with warm water!

exit, stage left, cackling maniacally.

[Deaths Jester]

Argghhhhh!!!  *crumples over and changes into a decaying panda*

RAAARRRR!!!!!

[Previsionary]

Argghhhhh!!!  *crumples over and changes into a decaying panda*

RAAARRRR!!!!!

The WHA? You mean you weren't a decaying panda orignally? WHAT THE--!

*explodes violently in the springs*

[Spam]

*kicks a pebble*

......

*which destroys the universe*

FORIAMSPAM!

[Alaric]

*kicks a pebble*

......

*which destroys the universe*

FORIAMSPAM!

I'm sorry, you're going to have to clarify that. Did the pebble, which you incidentally kicked, destroy the universe, or did the act of you kicking the pebble destroy the universe?

[Sevenforce]

Or Both? :blink:

[ow_tiobe_sb]

*which destroys the universe*

'Tis much worse, lads.  It appears that Mrs. Which outdid Mrs. Who and Mrs. Whatsit and did in the universe.  The poor dear--too much tesseraction I'm afraid...

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

[Alaric]

*which destroys the universe*

'Tis much worse, lads.  It appears that Mrs. Which outdid Mrs. Who and Mrs. Whatsit and did in the universe.  The poor dear--too much tesseraction I'm afraid...

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

Ugh... And I just got Time all nicely ironed out...