PALS: Phantsmal Avatar Leage of Superheroes

[Sword]

:krycher That lollypop is a paralyzing ray in disguise. Lick and point at your foe. Next to it is the peanut brittle road spikes. And next to that is the blazing fireball candy. That's best of you put in your mouth rather than licking it. Just makes a cool effect to spit rainbow colored fireballs.

[Spam]

:spam: "... Oh... but still... It's such a pretty lolly, with it's choreographed chorus of colors... looks so delicious.."

:spam: *swipes the lolly, and proceeds to crunch on it*

[Sword]

:krycher *snaps fingers* You think I'd create candy weaponry without knowing how to make it inert? It's harmless now.

[Spam]

:spam: *crunches at lolli* "Yuuuum..."

[kkhohoho]

:spam: *crunches at lolli* "Yuuuum..."

*Seeing Spam eat his lollipop, the evil elf at first decides to eat his candycane, but the remembers that he configured it to shoot bullets, so decides against it.*

:santa: So Sword, what next?

[Sword]

:sword We're going to sting the dimension lords. We're going to pyramid towers to get there
:swordteleport
*the three PALS arrive in a pyramid made of steel and glass connect to two simliar pyramids by elevated walkways*
:gigapulse Good. Sword's here. That's everyone. Take a seat.
:sword Sure thing, Leonard.
:castlebravo: Ok, here's my thought. We've seen that the dimension lords need to be in proximity for their powers to be most effective.
:krycher Sure. I've noticed that. I also notice that they can't stand the power frequency. I've got Ongeki Zan guitars for that.
:sword So, how are we going to split them up?
:punchout2 Here's an idea. There's a speed dating service meeting by hawk's lake. If we could put four heroes there with a Field Distorter, we could trap one of them.
:castlebravo: Noted. You seem better Punchout.
:punchout2 Dawn came back. I bet that if we can use the indigo ray to capture one of the dimension lords, each minute away from the others will weaken them. SO we really need to separate them. You, Santa Dude.*points at kkhohoho* How would you trap a super who can amplify emotions?

[kkhohoho]

:sword We're going to sting the dimension lords. We're going to pyramid towers to get there
:swordteleport
*the three PALS arrive in a pyramid made of steel and glass connect to two simliar pyramids by elevated walkways*
:gigapulse Good. Sword's here. That's everyone. Take a seat.
:sword Sure thing, Leonard.
:castlebravo: Ok, here's my thought. We've seen that the dimension lords need to be in proximity for their powers to be most effective.
:krycher Sure. I've noticed that. I also notice that they can't stand the power frequency. I've got Ongeki Zan guitars for that.
:sword So, how are we going to split them up?
:punchout2 Here's an idea. There's a speed dating service meeting by hawk's lake. If we could put four heroes there with a Field Distorter, we could trap one of them.
:castlebravo: Noted. You seem better Punchout.
:punchout2 Dawn came back. I bet that if we can use the indigo ray to capture one of the dimension lords, each minute away from the others will weaken them. SO we really need to separate them. You, Santa Dude.*points at kkhohoho* How would you trap a super who can amplify emotions?

:santa: Simple, really.  Make them each think the're each others enimies, via either illusions or physcotic manipulation, or we make them dislike each other as they are.  Then, they would attack each other by amplifing each other's emotions.  With them depowered, we then send in someone who has little regard for emotions, besides the evil kind, like me.  If they amplify my emotions, they'll just make me want to kill them. :twisted:

[Sword]

:sword Paranoia complex? I like it. We're going to need a specialist for this. Call Heartbreaker.
:castlebravo: You know, Heartbreaker's still serving another two months in Denbrowski.
:sword Duly noted. Any other mental and emotional manipulators?
:castlebravo: I'd suggest Shadeleaf
:sword Good call. Ok Spam, you'll be going with Faith, Anthem and Punchout to the Speed-Dating Place. Hohoho, you're in my group with Shadeleaf. These guys are serious monologouers and are well versed in maniacal laughter, so you'll definitely get a lot of power from them.

[kkhohoho]

:sword Paranoia complex? I like it. We're going to need a specialist for this. Call Heartbreaker.
:castlebravo: You know, Heartbreaker's still serving another two months in Denbrowski.
:sword Duly noted. Any other mental and emotional manipulators?
:castlebravo: I'd suggest Shadeleaf
:sword Good call. Ok Spam, you'll be going with Faith, Anthem and Punchout to the Speed-Dating Place. Hohoho, you're in my group with Shadeleaf. These guys are serious monologouers and are well versed in maniacal laughter, so you'll definitely get a lot of power from them.

:santa: Just one question: What shape are they in?  Are they human shaped?  I'd really like to know where their groins are.  :twisted:

*What our other noble (or not so noble) heroes may or may not realize (or may not even care about) is that Kkhohoho's evil nature has been increasing as of late.  Stay tuned next time...scratch that.  Stay tuned some time in the near or not-so-near future for the possibly shocking or not so shocking revelations of...KKHOHOHO!!! :santa:

[Sword]

:sword All human shape and all male. You're not the first to think of kicking them.

[Spam]

:spam: "YAAAAAY! I get to go with Punchout! Where are the penguins!?"

[Sword]

:punchout2 *snaps fingers to create penguins* No penguins until after the sting, Spammy. Let's go.

[Spam]

*snatches a penguin and squeezes it full of love*

:spam: Okay, I'm ready now. *follows Punchout*

[Deaths Jester]

*just happens to be decomping on his favorite couch at the PALS HQ*

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

*just happens to be decomping on his favorite couch at the PALS HQ*

:eyebrow: { I don't know if you're familiar with the works of Flann O'Brien and his take on atomic theory and its implications for molecular exchange, but at the rate you're going we'll soon have to start bringing the sofa on missions with us and leaving you here in the base as a decorative item of furniture...

[Deaths Jester]

*just happens to be decomping on his favorite couch at the PALS HQ*

:eyebrow: { I don't know if you're familiar with the works of Flann O'Brien and his take on atomic theory and its implications for molecular exchange, but at the rate you're going we'll soon have to start bringing the sofa on missions with us and leaving you here in the base as a decorative item of furniture...

*looks up from his place on the couch*

Hmmmm....ye have a point.  Course when ye think about it...wouldn't the couch be more useful on missions anyways?  I mean, I make a really great looking end table...

[Deaths Jester]

*continues to slowly decompose on the couch...which for some odd reason opens a portal to some infernal plane allowing a load of untamed demons free to rumage through the PALS HQ*

[Sword]

:sword *returns from a successful sting to see demons running amok.* One thing after another. Yo! Demons! There's a guy named Timothy Pendragon who would love your company.
Demons: Woohoo! Give us the location and we'll leave your decomp alone.
:sword Will an EKG work?
Demons: Sure. We can track him by that.
:sword *hands over a readout of Pendragon's brainwaves.* There you go.
Demons: Bye! *fly off shrieking like OZian monkeys*

[Deaths Jester]

:sword *returns from a successful sting to see demons running amok.* One thing after another. Yo! Demons! There's a guy named Timothy Pendragon who would love your company.
Demons: Woohoo! Give us the location and we'll leave your decomp alone.
:sword Will an EKG work?
Demons: Sure. We can track him by that.
:sword *hands over a readout of Pendragon's brainwaves.* There you go.
Demons: Bye! *fly off shrieking like OZian monkeys*

*awakens from his slumber for a second and looks around*

Hey...where'd the butler demons go?!?!?!  I had just hired them a few hours ago to help keep this place up!!!!

[Deaths Jester]

*looks around for the rest of teh PALS members*

Hey..where'd everyone go?  Hello???  *voice echoes through the empty halls of the HG*

Hmmm...looks like I have the place all to myself...I guess it's NAKED TIME!!!

[ow_tiobe_sb]

:o { *leaping into view from a hiding place in the continuity Æther* I say, Mr. Jester!  Let's not offend the gods or Mr. Premonitioner, who has already requested elsewhere that you refrain from engaging in such acts of gross indecency.  *dissolves into a cloud of non-commitment*

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Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

:eyebrow:  :blink: { We're going to have to have the contents of every room he enters napalmed...

[Sword]

*attempts to enter Sword's quarters are met with a hastily scrawled note on the door detailing something about a time travel adventure, along with the "Superhero Action BINGO Card" with Sword's name on the top, almost entirely filled. Conspiciously absent are "Yo Mama Contest with Dracula" and "Fighting the Communist SuperMonkeys"*

[Deaths Jester]

:o { *leaping into view from a hiding place in the continuity Æther* I say, Mr. Jester!  Let's not offend the gods or Mr. Premonitioner, who has already requested elsewhere that you refrain from engaging in such acts of gross indecency.  *dissolves into a cloud of non-commitment*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

When the 'ell did he say that?!?!?!  I never heard any of that...and I'm always doing acts of gross indecency..I mean come on...I'm missing half my face?!?!?!

:eyebrow:  :blink: { We're going to have to have the contents of every room he enters napalmed...

Ohhh...napalm!!!

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

* Suddenly, and with a mighty thump, the entire thread takes a firm kick in the seat of the pants.  Everyone is scattered about the mansion with shocked looks on their faces.  As they start to pick themselves up and take stock of this situation, they are sent flying with a second, even more forceful strike *

:eyebrow:  :o { By the All Seeing Eye!  What in the name of all that's spectral was that all about!?

:| { Well sir, I believe that the first strike was merely an opening shot, designed to set us up for the second, more meaningful strike.

:eyebrow:  :huh: { The second strike you say?  Well I never.  And what was so meaningful about that second strike then?

:| { I would have thought it obvious sir.  The thread has been rebooted.

[Deaths Jester]

*falls off hsi couch*

What the?!?!?!  Rebootie-ing again...already?!?!?!?!

[Deaths Jester]

*ponders the inner meaning of lint*

[Spam]

:spam: "PAAAAAARRRRTTTTYYYYY!!!"

*lights up a disco ball and turns on some funky music*

FORIAMSPAM!

[kkhohoho]

:spam: "PAAAAAARRRRTTTTYYYYY!!!"

*lights up a disco ball and turns on some funky music*

FORIAMSPAM!

*Takes the disco ball and plays bowling with it.*

:santa: Since it's been so long, I figured we could retcon the existing storyline! :) *Gets a boot to the head for breaking the fourth wall.  Rolls a strike.  Gets another boot to the head.*

[Spam]

:spam: "Well... at least the music is still playing... not unless if kkhohoho plays bowling with the stereo, too..."

FORIAMSPAM!