Misquoted

Lord Elcorion · February 04, 2007, 05:47:59 PM

ok, this is a pretty simple one, all you do is take a famous quote, and try to come up with the most unusual "misquote" you can for it. example: "to be, or not to be" could become "two beans, or not two beans."

the misquote need not make sence, but should still sound something like the origional quote.

edit: the same quote *may* be used more than once, but it must be misquoted a different way each time.

kkhohoho · February 04, 2007, 06:14:02 PM

A penny shaved is a penny burned.

ow_tiobe_sb · February 04, 2007, 07:00:38 PM

If at first you don't secede, vie, vie again.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and You Know the Rest

Glitch Girl · February 04, 2007, 08:40:55 PM

"Cogito ergo spoon"
("I think, therefor I am a kitchen utensil")

Sword · February 05, 2007, 05:52:46 AM

"It ain't over till the cat lady swings!"

Alaric · February 05, 2007, 11:04:28 AM

It's always darkest before it's drawn.

Dweomer Knight · February 06, 2007, 01:56:05 PM

A fowl and his monkey are soon started.

DK

Gremlin · February 06, 2007, 11:24:01 PM

An apple toupe keeps the doctor at bay.

Reepicheep · February 07, 2007, 09:27:48 AM

monkey see monkey doo

The Phantom Eyebrow · February 07, 2007, 10:18:12 AM

The squeaky weevil gets the cheese.

Uncle Yuan · February 07, 2007, 05:47:34 PM

Tiobe or not tiobe . . .

Mr. Cow · February 10, 2007, 12:26:02 PM

I am not a book

P.S. nice one yuan :lol:

chuckles · February 11, 2007, 08:06:38 AM

Leave no scone unburned.

Lord Elcorion · February 11, 2007, 04:26:56 PM

all for guns, and guns for all!

Dr. Kraken · February 14, 2007, 11:59:30 PM

A hot dog in the hand means no more in the pot.

Spam · February 21, 2007, 01:33:30 PM

There is no fork...

FORIAMSPAM!

Glitch Girl · February 21, 2007, 06:42:41 PM

Now is the winter of our discount tent.

Dr. Kraken · March 07, 2007, 09:29:17 PM

To "Leave it to Beaver or not to "Leave it to Beaver, that is the question.

Alaric · March 07, 2007, 10:18:43 PM

The air is humid.

Glitch Girl · March 08, 2007, 10:00:47 AM

Veni Vermini Vamoosi
(I came, I saw a rat, I ran away)

Lord Elcorion · March 08, 2007, 04:22:51 PM

if at first you don't plant seeds, plow, plow again.

PhantomALT · March 30, 2007, 11:37:29 AM

Placket made perplex.

Deaths Jester · April 24, 2007, 08:40:40 AM

There is nothing to fear but a large man with a hammer!

Viking · April 25, 2007, 07:32:02 AM

You can't have your snake and beat it, too.

ow_tiobe_sb · April 25, 2007, 08:45:37 AM

Digression is the chatter fart of vapor.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

Viking · April 26, 2007, 08:27:21 AM

Face: The Spinal Frontier

PhantomALT · May 13, 2007, 07:56:02 AM

The Large Man Spanning

Lord Elcorion · August 14, 2007, 12:10:42 AM

always burn the other leek

ow_tiobe_sb · August 14, 2007, 06:19:22 AM

The sound of gun band flapping.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

Mr. Cow · August 17, 2007, 08:26:47 PM

the only thing we hold to dear is, fear itself!