Celebrating the anniversary of the Dear Leader's birth

[randyripoff]

Thank you for the well-wishes.  I feel so loved...sniff...

*whips out a hankie.  Underneath is a button that triggers the latest doomsday device. A waiting spaceship hovers overhead*

FOOLS!  I OWN YOU ALL!

*levitates into spaceship while triggering device replacing all the world's water with tapioca pudding*

As a parting shot:

SharkMen(TM)! Set lasers on supermodel!  Attack!

*watches the SharkMen(TM) turn The Phantom Eyebrow into a waif-like female who can't support her own weight*

[Protomorph]

Sharkmen got transmogrification lasers!!

[juancho]

thank god i was already dead, and people say dying aint good ah?

[PhantomALT]

Have a happy belated birthday, Randy!  :thumbup: