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Fear the Kitten!

Started by Alaric, May 11, 2007, 03:45:24 PM

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Alaric

A few months ago, my brother's family in Rhode Island took in a cat that had appeared outside their house. She immediately went into heat, got out, and came back. A little over a week ago, one of the results of these events came to live with me.

Meet Maeve (or Medb, to use the Irish spelling):



I was a little worried about whther my cat Luna would get along with the kitten, but things worked out fine. Maeve arrived Thrusday night, and they were playing together by Saturday morning. Luna does get annoyed at Maeve from time to time, but mostly, they get along just fine.



There's only one problem- Maeve is the most savage creture I have ever encountered. She's friendly and affectionate, but she also enjoys ferociously attacking anything that moves, or doesn't. Sometimes, she launch herself at me, grab on with her claws, and sink her teeth in. She does the same thing to Luna, too... And it's very difficult to get any sleep with Maeve in the apartment... She's also figured out how to get into the fold-out couch, and when I'm sititng on the couch, she'll suddenly attack me from out of the cushions. Unfortunately, she's completely fearless...


Revenant

I love kittens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Phantom Eyebrow


Alaric

Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 11, 2007, 04:17:35 PM
Cute kitty Al. 


Cute?! No, you don't understand! She's the most terryfying monster imaginable! That kitten's got a vicious streek a mile wide! She's a killer! Death awaits us all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!






...Well, okay... She is kinda cute...

Glitch Girl

Awwww...

She's at that age when she's a fierce hunter and everything is prey.

Sometimes they never quite grow out of it, but at least they can be taught that YOU are not prey.  Nor is your sofa, or the drapes, or the cabinet.

That chair in the livingroom still deserves to die though.  ;)

catwhowalksbyhimself

At last, I have found a worthy apprentice to train as I take over the world for catkind!

Spam

Awwwwwwwwwwwww....

It's so cute. :)

The Phantom Eyebrow

Quote from: Alaric on May 11, 2007, 07:41:51 PM
Cute?! No, you don't understand! She's the most terryfying monster imaginable! That kitten's got a vicious streek a mile wide! She's a killer! Death awaits us all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

:huh: What an eccentric performance...

lugaru

I hate kittens.

They are soo... cuuudly... wuuuudly...

AWWWW!


BTW is the cat's first name Meat or did I read that wrong?

Alaric

Quote from: lugaru on May 12, 2007, 07:17:07 AM
BTW is the cat's first name Meat or did I read that wrong?

Heh... fixed the typo...

Uncle Yuan

Quote from: Revenant on May 11, 2007, 03:55:26 PM
I love kittens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With a little garlic and a squeeze of fresh lemon  . . .  mmmmmmmmm.

Deaths Jester

Quote from: Alaric on May 11, 2007, 07:41:51 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 11, 2007, 04:17:35 PM
Cute kitty Al. 


Cute?! No, you don't understand! She's the most terryfying monster imaginable! That kitten's got a vicious streek a mile wide! She's a killer! Death awaits us all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!






...Well, okay... She is kinda cute...

Awww...perfect!  My plan for world domination continues at a wonderful pace.  Now to make sure that SouperIan gets one next.

Sevenforce

Quote from: Alaric on May 11, 2007, 07:41:51 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 11, 2007, 04:17:35 PM
Cute kitty Al. 


Cute?! No, you don't understand! She's the most terryfying monster imaginable! That kitten's got a vicious streek a mile wide! She's a killer! Death awaits us all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!






...Well, okay... She is kinda cute...

Is it sad that as soon as I came upon the bold text I thought of an enchanter named Tim and a devil bunny?

thalaw2

Quote from: Glitch Girl on May 11, 2007, 09:38:45 PM
Awwww...

She's at that age when she's a fierce hunter and everything is prey.

Sometimes they never quite grow out of it, ...

No kidding!  I once had a kitten that never got over attacking my hand...it was my own fault though because I raised him and would play fight pretending my hand was attacking.  It was great fun for until he figured how to sneak up on me after I had long grown out of the game. 

Alaric

Quote from: Sevenforce on May 12, 2007, 05:19:48 PM
Quote from: Alaric on May 11, 2007, 07:41:51 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on May 11, 2007, 04:17:35 PM
Cute kitty Al. 


Cute?! No, you don't understand! She's the most terryfying monster imaginable! That kitten's got a vicious streek a mile wide! She's a killer! Death awaits us all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!






...Well, okay... She is kinda cute...

Is it sad that as soon as I came upon the bold text I thought of an enchanter named Tim and a devil bunny?

It's sadder that you didn't notice that 4 of the sentences in there were practically direct quotes...  ;)

Protomorph


ow_tiobe_sb

I'll approve of Medb.  :thumbup:  Happy Mother's Day, Al! ;)

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

B A D

BWAH!! Al's a mommy!!!

Sevenforce

*sighs, gets out of chair, gets pen, updates the shrub