Where have all the sharkmen gone?

[vamp]

Any one else notice the lack of random, frivolous killings of  Randy? I'm starting to miss all the chaos :(. These threads just aren't the same.

*ties bloody steak around limbs and jumps into ocean*
I am going to seat her until I see a shark

[kkhohoho]

Any one else notice the lack of random, frivolous killings of  Randy? I'm starting to miss all the chaos :(. These threads just aren't the same.

*ties bloody steak around limbs and jumps into ocean*
I am going to seat her until I see a shark

*Puts on a suit which looks like a familar predator of the deep, and proceeds to jump into the ocean.*

[vamp]

*looks opposite k²ho³*

Hey a great white

*looks towards k²ho³*

Another one! Well I've seen what I wanted to.

*throws meat at k²ho³*

Ya'll two can share.

[kkhohoho]

*looks opposite k²ho³*

Hey a great white

*looks towards k²ho³*

Another one! Well I've seen what I wanted to.

*throws meat at k²ho³*

Ya'll two can share.

"Oh $&!#..."

*Proceeds to swim away from the shark, and towards the boat.*

[vamp]

"Oh $&!#..."

*Proceeds to swim away from the shark, and towards the boat.*

*Watches from the shore*
Krikey! Looks like we are about to watch the rare and bizzare mating ritual of the great white shark.
*sees k²ho₃ climb out of suit*
Scratch that. We are about to see the the death of a sad, strange little man.
*covers eyes, but peeks out slighty*

[kkhohoho]

"Oh $&!#..."

*Proceeds to swim away from the shark, and towards the boat.*

*Watches from the shore*
Krikey! Looks like we are about to watch the rare and bizzare mating ritual of the great white shark.
*sees k²ho₃ climb out of suit*
Scratch that. We are about to see the the death of a sad, strange little man.
*covers eyes, but peeks out slighty*

Good to be out of that suit.  Waitaminute'...there's something coming right toards me-*CHOMP!!!  Gets swallowed by the shark.*  It's rather dark in here.  *Lights a match.*  Hmm...Why, some paint, a few curtains, and this could really be quite lovely!

[Deaths Jester]

*shakes his head in true disgust*  ANd I thought we couldn't get any worse but then they start this up.

[ow_tiobe_sb]

*shakes his head in true disgust*  ANd I thought we couldn't get any worse...

Where have all the Sharkmen(tm) gone
And where is all the pie?
Where's the streetwise autocrat
who makes the morons die?
Isn't there a black knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn
and know I want to bleed!

I need a Randy!
I'm holding out for a Randy 'til the end of the day.
He's gotta be crazed
And he's gotta be cruel
And he's gotta be fresh from the fray!
I need a Randy!
I'm holding out for a Randy 'til Walpurgis Night!
He's gotta be mad
And he's gotta be mean
And his bark's gotta have the same bite

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[vamp]

Do we sing this to the tune of "I need a hero"?

[Uncle Yuan]

Works better than singing it to the tune of "Where Have all the Flowers Gone?"

[Reepicheep]

I was singing it to the tune of "the wheels on the bus".

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

I was shouting it in monotone.

[Sevenforce]

I was singing it to the wedding march. It took agggggeeeesssss

[Deaths Jester]

I wasn't singing it...because I don't want to!!!  SO MEH!!!!

[vamp]

*shoots DJ in the head*

Thats for not singing, and stop staggering like that. You know it didn't hurt. Oh...Your just drunk never mind

[kkhohoho]

*Sings "Where Have all the Sharkmen(tm) Gone" to the tune of "60's Animated Spider-man Show" .*

[Revenant]

*flies over the ocean*

Wait.. did that shark give birth to Santa Clause??

And why is everyone singing so horribly!!? 

*gets drunk*

[Spam]

*does action rolls to the tune of Batman*

Spider Pig, Spider Pig... BATMAN!!!

FORIAMSPAM!

[Deaths Jester]

*shoots DJ in the head*

Thats for not singing, and stop staggering like that. You know it didn't hurt. Oh...Your just drunk never mind

Aye...just cause I'm undead and drunk don't mean ye need ta bloody shoot me in de head!!!  I mean, I've already got enough bloody holes there already!!!!  *commences to flog Vamp with a celery stick*

[Tomato]

To the depths with Sharkmen!!! Their time has passed like chiken noodles on rice! Now... Now is the time for the Shicken Tenderizers man!

[The Pwime]

*shoots DJ in the head*

Thats for not singing, and stop staggering like that. You know it didn't hurt. Oh...Your just drunk never mind

Aye...just cause I'm undead and drunk don't mean ye need ta bloody shoot me in de head!!!  I mean, I've already got enough bloody holes there already!!!!  *commences to flog Vamp with a celery stick*

...

*also shoots DJ in the head*

[vamp]

*shoots DJ in the head*

Thats for not singing, and stop staggering like that. You know it didn't hurt. Oh...Your just drunk never mind

Aye...just cause I'm undead and drunk don't mean ye need ta bloody shoot me in de head!!!  I mean, I've already got enough bloody holes there already!!!!  *commences to flog Vamp with a celery stick*

...

*also shoots DJ in the head*

*shoots pwine in the arm*
No one shoots DJ except me!

[Spam]

*shoots DJ in the head*

Thats for not singing, and stop staggering like that. You know it didn't hurt. Oh...Your just drunk never mind

Aye...just cause I'm undead and drunk don't mean ye need ta bloody shoot me in de head!!!  I mean, I've already got enough bloody holes there already!!!!  *commences to flog Vamp with a celery stick*

...

*also shoots DJ in the head*

*shoots pwine in the arm*
No one shoots DJ except me!

"Bullet in your heeead! Bullet in your heeead! Bullet in your heeead! There's bullet in your freaking heeead!"

Oh, sorry, Rage Against the Machine got the better of me...

*shoots everyone in the head*

FORIAMSPAM!

[The Pwime]

*shoots DJ in the head*

Thats for not singing, and stop staggering like that. You know it didn't hurt. Oh...Your just drunk never mind

Aye...just cause I'm undead and drunk don't mean ye need ta bloody shoot me in de head!!!  I mean, I've already got enough bloody holes there already!!!!  *commences to flog Vamp with a celery stick*

...

*also shoots DJ in the head*

*shoots pwine in the arm*
No one shoots DJ except me!

"Bullet in your heeead! Bullet in your heeead! Bullet in your heeead! There's bullet in your freaking heeead!"

Oh, sorry, Rage Against the Machine got the better of me...

*shoots everyone in the head*

FORIAMSPAM!

*punts spam*


*stubs toe in the process*

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Ahem.  There's no fighting in this forum.  You have been notified.  Your next and final notification will turn you into chum. *ducks and hides under the divan*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[kkhohoho]

Ahem.  There's no fighting in this forum.  You have been notified.  Your next and final notification will turn you into chum. *ducks and hides under the divan*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

*The shark proceeds to swallow TPB.  But instead of acidic insides, there's a carpet, a bed, and many other modern-day "devices".*  Hello there!  By chance, have you seen Randy lately?  No, I guess you haven't.  If I recall, he was the king who disallowed violence in the lands of Feifdom, Abattoir, and many others.  But, now that he's gone, we'll just have to make do.  *Drives a used, broken down Honda on the verge of collaspe into Tiobe.*  My my, these sharks do swallow strange things nowadays, don't they? ^_^

[Tomato]

*shoots DJ in the head*

Thats for not singing, and stop staggering like that. You know it didn't hurt. Oh...Your just drunk never mind

Aye...just cause I'm undead and drunk don't mean ye need ta bloody shoot me in de head!!!  I mean, I've already got enough bloody holes there already!!!!  *commences to flog Vamp with a celery stick*

...

*also shoots DJ in the head*

*shoots pwine in the arm*
No one shoots DJ except me!

"Bullet in your heeead! Bullet in your heeead! Bullet in your heeead! There's bullet in your freaking heeead!"

Oh, sorry, Rage Against the Machine got the better of me...

*shoots everyone in the head*

FORIAMSPAM!

Hah! In your zeal to shoot me in the head, you failed to specify WHERE in the head you shot! With a head as big as mine, plus my smaller brain size, you mights as well have shot empty air!

*brain accidentally falls through bullet hole*

Darnnit!

[Deaths Jester]

Gack.....how many bloody bullet holes am I going to end up with....*shakes 'ead slightly and begins to plug the gapping bullethoels with chunks of rotten meat*  Good thing I brought this stuff along.....