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Get in the bloomin shack

Started by the_ultimate_evil, August 05, 2007, 10:27:03 AM

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the_ultimate_evil


Shazam

Yeah, let's see just how many can get in there before it breaks  :P

Panther_Gunn

If there's onions, you might be able to tempt G'Day in there.  :P

Night Dragon

Most ya poozers are sleeping when I'm able to get in the shack.

Or I have Caitlyn and she likes to help Daddy type. Ask auntie GG, heh.

PreRaphaelite

See, the only problem was, that when I *did* get into the shack, it was full of you lot!
What a let down.  ;)

gdaybloke

Quote from: Panther_Gunn on August 05, 2007, 02:48:22 PM
If there's onions, you might be able to tempt G'Day in there.  :P
Goes to show how little you know me...

Viking


Panther_Gunn

Quote from: gdaybloke on August 06, 2007, 06:31:19 AM
Quote from: Panther_Gunn on August 05, 2007, 02:48:22 PM
If there's onions, you might be able to tempt G'Day in there.  :P
Goes to show how little you know me...

*sigh*......for whatever few of you that actually *got* the joke, I'm about to make it very unfunny.

Subject: Get in the bloomina shack
Reply: If there's onionsb, ...... G'Dayc
Inferrences:  Outbackd; Australiae

a+b leads to d, which leads to e, which leads back to c

I suppose I'm just too clever by half.  <_<  That's it, no more subtle jokes for you lot.  Next time I'll deliver the punchline with a sledgehammer.  :banghead:

Night Dragon

What's even funnier is the fact that the one you made the joke about... is the one that seemed to miss it.

Granted onions are evilllllllll, E-V-I-L!!!!

Glitch Girl

Milkduds are still funnier.  But PG  get points for going out of his way for a pun. ;)
True, they're negative points, but they are still points.

ow_tiobe_sb

Oh, I get it! 

Onions have layers.
Ogres have layers.
gday is a layered ogre.

QED.  ^_^

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Sylly Syllogist

gdaybloke

No, you silly wallaby... you've been fooled by marketing. I caught the reference, but your expectation of my reaction is flawed.

I spent the first 26 years of my life living in Australia. I immigrated on 2000. The first time I ever HEARD of a Blooming Onion, let alone tried one, was in 2001, and I wasn't all that impressed by, well, anything on the Outback menu. I was actually insulted that the only "Australian" beer they served was Fosters, and even then, it was domestically brewed.

I don't like the Outback. I don't like Blooming Onions.

I am, however, moderately obsessed with milk duds... and apparently a layered ogre.

Night Dragon

 Wait.... onions have layers. We've established that.

Ogres have layers also. Check.

Onions are evil. Okie Dokie.

So that means....

G'Day is an ogre with layers of evil. EEvvvvvvvillllll!!!




That or he could be sliced up, batter-dipped and served as a side dish. Probably taste better then the onions would anyways.

Panther_Gunn

Actually, G'Day's dislike of anything Outback was a calculated risk, and was taken into account.  If he went along with it, that would have just been gravy (perhaps Milkdud gravy....).  Most of the joke was for the rest of the ignorant masses..... :huh: ummmm.....did I say that out loud?

And if G'Day is a layered ogre, and I'm playing a half-ogre.....does that make me......  :blink:  ....aw, crap!

I'm still not cleaning up after that scaly freak, though.  Even if he *is* about to turn 500!  :angry:






















:P

Silver Shocker

Quote from: gdaybloke on August 06, 2007, 01:48:10 PM
I was actually insulted that the only "Australian" beer they served was Fosters, and even then, it was domestically brewed.

Forgive me if my memory's a bit hazy, isn't your favourite Toohey's? [sp]

Boy, the Chat Shack...that brings back memories. I stopped going there a LOOOONG time ago, mainly because I figured it wasn't worth my time to keep popping into an empty shack on the off chance that it had people in it. I suppose I should start checking again once in a while.

Figure Fan

Oh yeah....

The Chat Shack. LULZ

Shazam

I'm in the shack, if someone doesn't get in here soon, I'll burn it down  :P

gdaybloke

Quote from: Silver Shocker on August 06, 2007, 06:45:06 PMForgive me if my memory's a bit hazy, isn't your favourite Toohey's? [sp]
Toohey's has some decent brews, but for choice if I'm on a budget I'd go for VB.
If I had the cash, then Hahn or Crown are the way to go.

the_ultimate_evil


Premonitioner

I'm in the shack along with UE...suffice to say...one of us must die if no one appears to sort out this crazy clone mess!

BentonGrey

You heard the man, we've actually had a couple people in for the last bit, but we need more!

BentonGrey

Hmm, sad, double post....but I am in here if anyone cares to join.

TigerStyle

Quote from: gdaybloke on September 05, 2007, 07:43:34 AM
Quote from: Silver Shocker on August 06, 2007, 06:45:06 PMForgive me if my memory's a bit hazy, isn't your favourite Toohey's? [sp]
Toohey's has some decent brews, but for choice if I'm on a budget I'd go for VB.
If I had the cash, then Hahn or Crown are the way to go.
From my glorious single evening in Australia, I would have to say Crown was my favorite brew there.  VB being second. 

Yes, I did try several.  No, I didn't get up early the next morning. 

the_ultimate_evil

you know what to do, and if you dont i'll get gday to sic a raving maniac hamster while you sleep

Tomato


Panther_Gunn

I done been robbed again, and I need to vent!   :angry:  Git your butt in dere!

Panther_Gunn

I'm the only adult overseeing a 15 year old girl's co-ed b-day party.  I need an injection of sanity.....or, at least, insanity that I can relate with.  ;)

Tomato

Just bumping this up, pay no attention to this post, just CHAT

Conduit


BentonGrey

That's right, join me.......JOOOOOIIIINNN MEEEE!