Dagger

[Conduit]

*stabs the next person to post in this thread*

[Tomato]

*Shoots the person 5 posts down from this post*
*Is shot by future self attempting to shoot Syn*
*is then stabbed for good measure*

[Qwazy]

*laughs at you all*

[ow_tiobe_sb]

*watches*

*waits*

*quietly plans to retcon the entire debacle into a tragic bicycle accident involving a duck with a slight limp and Scurvy, the Vitamin C-Deficient Dancing Bear*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[Tomato]

*Goes three posts back and kills Syn, narrowly avoiding shooting himself*

[UnfluffyBunny]

*uses time travel to prevent himself from posting, so tomato's going back 3 posts and killing himself, and fills in the last gap before the next poster gets shot...even tho... ya know... tomato killed himself >_>*

[The Pwime]

*posts*

*just got hit with Tomato's bullet*

[Tomato]

*Kills self, but future self ends up alive because the universe doesn't like paradoxes. In retribution, it causes Syn to cease existing*

Hah! Eat that!

*is randomly killed by some post from the present, past, or future by a means he doesn't know yet (I know it's coming though!)

[ow_tiobe_sb]

*finalises plans for rewriting this plot*

*raises pen (which is mightier than the sword)*

*writes*

*signs cheque made out to self for £2,000 drawn on Tomato's account*

*laughs all the way to the bank*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[kkhohoho]

Did someone forget their Cloak?

[Conduit]

*lays down land mines for the next 3 posts*

[Spam]

Oh snap! Watch out! Civilian, civilian!

FORIAMSPAM!

[GGiant]

*prepares bazooka to shoot at Conduit*
*steps at the land mine that resulted to a*
[spoiler][/spoiler]

[GGiant]

*explosion causes flux in the time stream that brings back syn and GGiant*
*space time continuum causes error that ow_tiobe_sb never signed in tomato's account*

[GGiant]

Ha ha take that!

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Ha ha take that!

*takes "that" and surgically implants it in GGiant's gall bladder, then takes the opportunity to remove the patient's intestines, liver, pancreas, and wobbly bits*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Not a Doctor but Portrays One on TV

[The Pwime]

*shoots person ten posts up*

[GGiant]

*takes "that" and surgically implants it in GGiant's gall bladder, then takes the opportunity to remove the patient's intestines, liver, pancreas, and wobbly bits*
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Not a Doctor but Portrays One on TV

*gets surgical treatment by a real doctor*
*watches and waits till ow_tiobe_sb steps on a land mine*

[Previsionary]

*puts out a hit on the next person to double, triple, or quadruple post*

[Tomato]

*is miraculously alive due to an event involving a damaged clock, and pint of lemonade, and two oreo cookies)

Hah! I'm only posting once! I win!

*sets tigers on every post within three posts of this one*

[Deaths Jester]

*is happy to already be dead and thus not truly affected by this bloody time-travel-shifty thingie at all*

[BatWing]

*tries to shoot tomato from altering the time stream*

*looks at his hands, no gun*

whoops

*runs off*

[Mr. Hamrick]

*aims at the time stream*

*launches a nuclear missle that upon close up reveals Mr. Hamrick himself straddling the missle and riding it like a cowboy riding a horse*

(maybe someone will get the film reference I was going for there)

[Sword]

*runs over the poster two down from here with the Zeroliner*

[BatWing]

*sees mr. hamrick*
die!
*tries to shoot him down*

[The_Baroness]

*looks at hamrick and is quite sure that at least he stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb....  moves into a safe place and snipes the persons on the 3 next posts*