How could we let this happen?!!

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Night Dragon's 500th birthday is nearly upon us and we've done nothing to make the necessary preparations!  There is ever so much that must be done!  The drains must be scrubbed with Spam's tongue; the Grumble needs a bath and a trim; the prisoners must be freshly flogged and put upon the rack to dry; the damsels must be primped and distressed; the treasure must be gathered, dusted, counted, and buried; the villagers must be re-villaged to make way for the Night Dragon Charred Memorial Parkway; and *gasp* THE PIES MUST BE BAKED!!11!!!!1!

OH! THE DRAGONITY! *sob*  I'm such a bad mother! *sob*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[Glitch Girl]

OH! THE DRAGONITY! *sob*  I'm such a bad mother! *sob*

Oh Lordy, another weird branch to the family shrub.

Waitasec... according to the shrub, ND's mom is BAD.

Okay, not sure I want to ponder this one much more.

[BlueBard]

OH! THE DRAGONITY! *sob*  I'm such a bad mother! *sob*

Oh Lordy, another weird branch to the family shrub.

Waitasec... according to the shrub, ND's mom is BAD.

Okay, not sure I want to ponder this one much more.

Well, there are several possibilities.  ow_tiobe_sb might be ND's fairy stepmother.  Or maybe ND was adopted.

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Well, there are several possibilities.  ow_tiobe_sb might be ND's fairy stepmother.  Or maybe ND was adopted.

That's faerie stepmother, thank you very much.  Now, pick up a burn victim and start mopping: this party won't throw itself, mister.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[Spam]

Mr. Tiobe... I have some really... shocking news...

your my daughter.

Okay, I'll let you do whatever it was you were doing. Have fun with life!

[Mr. Hamrick]

OH! THE DRAGONITY! *sob*  I'm such a bad mother! *sob*

Oh Lordy, another weird branch to the family shrub.

Waitasec... according to the shrub, ND's mom is BAD.

Okay, not sure I want to ponder this one much more.

oh great!  GG's off her meds and talking to the shrubs again!