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In absence of supreme leadership...

Started by Reepicheep, September 20, 2007, 07:47:50 AM

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randyripoff

*hits Reepicheep in the head with a meat tenderizer...3700 times*

*forces kkhohoho to watch Michael Bolton videos for 365 days straight*

*has the SharkMen(TM) give atomic wedgies to all other participants in the uprising--as well as innocent bystanders, people living in glass houses, and Abe Vigoda (curse his rhymes)*

Anyone else want to challenge my authority?

Panther_Gunn

*picking at his undies*  Nope, no challenges here.

I think k2ho3 got the worst of it, though.  Can I make a request for his next 365 days?  Enya.

kkhohoho

Quote from: randyripoff on September 26, 2007, 06:37:19 PM
*hits Reepicheep in the head with a meat tenderizer...3700 times*

*forces kkhohoho to watch Michael Bolton videos for 365 days straight*

*has the SharkMen(TM) give atomic wedgies to all other participants in the uprising--as well as innocent bystanders, people living in glass houses, and Abe Vigoda (curse his rhymes)*

Anyone else want to challenge my authority?

NOOOO!!!!! MY EARS!!!  MY EYES!!! THEY BLEED!!! MAKE IT STOOOOPPPP!!!

Actually, I have no clue who the heck this guy is.  Seriously. :mellow:

ow_tiobe_sb

*bows to Bowie*

I...I will be king,
and you, you will be queen...


ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

Reepicheep


GGiant

*gets scared of supreme Randy*
*escapes*

Nooo! I am caught! -GGiant
Bow down to me -Randy Jackson

Deaths Jester

Quote from: randyripoff on September 26, 2007, 06:37:19 PM
*hits Reepicheep in the head with a meat tenderizer...3700 times*

*forces kkhohoho to watch Michael Bolton videos for 365 days straight*

*has the SharkMen(TM) give atomic wedgies to all other participants in the uprising--as well as innocent bystanders, people living in glass houses, and Abe Vigoda (curse his rhymes)*

Anyone else want to challenge my authority?

Boy...I'm so happy I don't wear underwear!! Now as I was saying...MY THRONE!!!!

ow_tiobe_sb

Quote from: Deaths Jester on September 28, 2007, 08:24:05 AM
Now as I was saying...MY THRONE...

...smells of elderberries!

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

Panther_Gunn

Quote from: ow_tiobe_sb on September 28, 2007, 01:05:03 PM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on September 28, 2007, 08:24:05 AM
Now as I was saying...MY THRONE...
...smells of elderberries!

So *that's* where G'day's missing toilet went to.  Harold must have thought he could get some milk duds for it.

Tomato

MOD ABUSE

I should have never questioned Randy's authority.

I am scum.

I am lower than scum.

My shoes do not deserve to walk on scum.

*dies*

Sevenforce

Very good Tomato, you've learnt your place. Nice Mod Edit. :lol:

Spam

Hey, Randy!

...

You suck!

...

*runs from impending doom*

FORIAMSPAM!

randyripoff

Quote from: Deaths Jester on September 28, 2007, 08:24:05 AM
Boy...I'm so happy I don't wear underwear!! Now as I was saying...MY THRONE!!!!

*zaps Deaths Jester with the instant pants ray, then lets the SharkMen(TM) wedgie him into intensive care*

Quote from: Spam on September 29, 2007, 06:16:09 PM
Hey, Randy!

...

You suck!

...

*runs from impending doom*

FORIAMSPAM!

*impales Spam with a stale French bread, then lays him out on a buffet with bargain basement Cheez Whiz*

GGiant

Quote from: randyripoff on September 29, 2007, 09:36:25 PM
*impales Spam with a stale French bread, then lays him out on a buffet with bargain basement Cheez Whiz*
Taste a little how should I put............................................oh yeah DISGUSTING!

Reepicheep

MOD ABUSE

*Hands Randy a hamburger sandwich*

*Shines Randy's shoes while Randy munches on said sandwich*

*Gets impaled on a green Sharpie*

*dies*

kkhohoho

MOD ABUSE

*Finds out who Michael Bolton is.*

*Whatever the videos are, they are painful.*

*Rips out his eyes and ears for kicks.*

*Dies from blood loss.*


Spam

*hopes the Cheez Whiz can somehow make it's way into my mouth*

FORIAMSPAM!

randyripoff

*hammers everyone with a stale Summer Sausage until everyone is glazed over*

Tomato

*is glazed*


Mmmmmm.... Glaze...

*licks glaze off*

Panther_Gunn

Quote from: randyripoff on September 30, 2007, 09:22:17 PM
*hammers everyone with a stale Summer Sausage until everyone is glazed over*

Isn't that Spam's illegitimate brother?

ow_tiobe_sb

Quote from: Panther_Gunn on October 01, 2007, 02:22:46 AM
Quote from: randyripoff on September 30, 2007, 09:22:17 PM
*hammers everyone with a stale Summer Sausage until everyone is glazed over*
Isn't that Spam's illegitimate brother?
With a name like that, I would think Summer Sausage might be Spam's illegitimate sister who made a name for herself in the adult entertainment industry.  'Twas the first name, not the surname, that lent itself to this interpretation, you filthy-minded cads! :P

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

The Pwime


Deaths Jester

Quote from: randyripoff on September 29, 2007, 09:36:25 PM
Quote from: Deaths Jester on September 28, 2007, 08:24:05 AM
Boy...I'm so happy I don't wear underwear!! Now as I was saying...MY THRONE!!!!

*zaps Deaths Jester with the instant pants ray, then lets the SharkMen(TM) wedgie him into intensive care*


Eeeppp...pants..lodged...in...high...up...hope...they went...somewhere...good...*passes out*