In absence of supreme leadership...

[Reepicheep]

We have been kinda without randy (I don't consider occasional visits every few weeks being 'with' someone)

I feel it is time for a new rise to power. Namely mine.

Bow down to my no longer vacant space of supreme rule! In my new world order, you shall abide by my rules, and my commands. Once I think them up, that is.

c'mon, get bowing.

[Tomato]

Bah, I will not support you or your spurious reign! The great Leader will come again, and his coming will be marked by cheese, you'll see!

*goes off to kick-start the Church of Ripoff, effectively becoming religious leader of the forum*

[Sevenforce]

Get bowing? Dude, we'd knock you over with the draft! :lol:

[Reepicheep]

*brainwashes Tomato*

*dusts off*

[Sword]

:swordteleport
*assassinates Reep*

[Panther_Gunn]

c'mon, get bowing.

Well, I don't know what it's got to do with an obviously doomed attempt at a coup, but here it is:

[Tomato]

*is brainwashed*

My Lord is all. All hail the kind and merciful Randy.

[kkhohoho]

*is brainwashed*

My Lord is all. All hail the kind and merciful Randy.

You expect me to hail Micheal Jackson's brother? I'd rather elect a peice of wood.  *Puts a crown on a block o' wood.*

[Reepicheep]

*kicks the wood; runs off with the crown*

[Spam]

*kicks the wood; runs off with the crown*

My Burger King crown! I got that 'cause... I went to a birthday party thing, and got one of the crowns! Giiiiiive iiiiiit! Baaaaaaaack! Nooooooooow!

*runs after Reepicheep*

[Reepicheep]

*Illogically runs after Spam and subsequently destroys the universe*

[vamp]

*Illogically runs after Spam and subsequently destroys the universe*

*slaps Reepicheep over the head*
"How many times do I have to tell you about destroying the universe? Go to your room."

[Spam]

*Illogically runs after Spam and subsequently destroys the universe*

*slaps Reepicheep over the head*
"How many times do I have to tell you about destroying the universe? Go to your room."

*slaps Vamp upside the head*

How many times do I have to tell you to stop telling other people what to do? Go to your room, young man, and no Cable TV for a week!

*undestroys universe by pulling a string*

[catwhowalksbyhimself]

You will all bow down to me.

As the only feline in this thread, I am clearly the superior being.

That is all.

[Reepicheep]

*Illogically runs after Spam and subsequently destroys the universe*

*slaps Reepicheep over the head*
"How many times do I have to tell you about destroying the universe? Go to your room."

*slaps Vamp upside the head*

How many times do I have to tell you to stop telling other people what to do? Go to your room, young man, and no Cable TV for a week!

*undestroys universe by pulling a string*

*slaps Spam across the head*

How many times do I have to tell you to stop telling people what not to do? Go to your room, no cabel TV for a week and no supper tonight!

*Eats beef*

[kkhohoho]

*Illogically runs after Spam and subsequently destroys the universe*

*slaps Reepicheep over the head*
"How many times do I have to tell you about destroying the universe? Go to your room."

*slaps Vamp upside the head*

How many times do I have to tell you to stop telling other people what to do? Go to your room, young man, and no Cable TV for a week!

*undestroys universe by pulling a string*

*slaps Spam across the head*

How many times do I have to tell you to stop telling people what not to do? Go to your room, no cabel TV for a week and no supper tonight!

*Eats beef*

*Rips out beef, and puts it on a chair worthy for a king.  Also, rolls out a red carpet.  Also, also, gives the beef a year's worth of free movie passes.*  All hail his majesty, King Beef!

[Tomato]

Bah, Plants will never bow to a meaty king. Do your worst King Beef, I will stop you *sends in armies of mold and pollen to contaminate the meat*

[Spam]

*Illogically runs after Spam and subsequently destroys the universe*

*slaps Reepicheep over the head*
"How many times do I have to tell you about destroying the universe? Go to your room."

*slaps Vamp upside the head*

How many times do I have to tell you to stop telling other people what to do? Go to your room, young man, and no Cable TV for a week!

*undestroys universe by pulling a string*

*slaps Spam across the head*

How many times do I have to tell you to stop telling people what not to do? Go to your room, no cabel TV for a week and no supper tonight!

*Eats beef*

*Rips out beef, and puts it on a chair worthy for a king.  Also, rolls out a red carpet.  Also, also, gives the beef a year's worth of free movie passes.*  All hail his majesty, King Beef!

Finally some recognition!

[Reepicheep]

*wees on the red carpet*

[vamp]

*wees on the red carpet*

*wees on Reepicheep*

[SouperIan]

I mutiny! Keelhaul the scurvy dog reepicheep!

Wait, it's not talk like a pirate day? Blast!

[Panther_Gunn]

Bah, Plants will never bow to a meaty king. Do your worst King Beef, I will stop you *sends in armies of mold and pollen to contaminate the meat*

*does some digging and detective work & reveals that Tomato's lineage stems from Beefsteak Tomatoes, and is henceforth subject to King Beef's sovereignty*

[Night Dragon]

mmmmm  ketchup. Time to make the meatloaf. NARF!

[Deaths Jester]

NOOOO...ye all shall bow before the Lord of the Undead Jalapenoes!!!  MEEEE!!!!  NOW BOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF...ummm...uhhh....PEPPER STUFF!!!!

[Tomato]

Bah, Plants will never bow to a meaty king. Do your worst King Beef, I will stop you *sends in armies of mold and pollen to contaminate the meat*

*does some digging and detective work & reveals that Tomato's lineage stems from Beefsteak Tomatoes, and is henceforth subject to King Beef's sovereignty*

So are Chief advisors, you don't see them caring about sovereignty when they kill their kinds to usurp power do you?

*kills Night Dragon for no good reason*

Now then DJ, I submit to you that we ally ourselves against King Beef, thus making my ascension that much more likely

[kkhohoho]

Bah, Plants will never bow to a meaty king. Do your worst King Beef, I will stop you *sends in armies of mold and pollen to contaminate the meat*

*does some digging and detective work & reveals that Tomato's lineage stems from Beefsteak Tomatoes, and is henceforth subject to King Beef's sovereignty*

So are Chief advisors, you don't see them caring about sovereignty when they kill their kinds to usurp power do you?

*kills Night Dragon for no good reason*

Now then DJ, I submit to you that we ally ourselves against King Beef, thus making my ascension that much more likely

Actually, I propose a compromise.  Since you stem from meat, you can be Queen Beef.  How does that sound? *Gets out a contract and holds it up in one hand while holding a box of spam in the other.*

[Tomato]

Bah, Plants will never bow to a meaty king. Do your worst King Beef, I will stop you *sends in armies of mold and pollen to contaminate the meat*

*does some digging and detective work & reveals that Tomato's lineage stems from Beefsteak Tomatoes, and is henceforth subject to King Beef's sovereignty*

So are Chief advisors, you don't see them caring about sovereignty when they kill their kinds to usurp power do you?

*kills Night Dragon for no good reason*

Now then DJ, I submit to you that we ally ourselves against King Beef, thus making my ascension that much more likely

Actually, I propose a compromise.  Since you stem from meat, you can be Queen Beef.  How does that sound? *Gets out a contract and holds it up in one hand while holding a box of spam in the other.*

*Eats kkhohoho and his silly contract*

[kkhohoho]

Bah, Plants will never bow to a meaty king. Do your worst King Beef, I will stop you *sends in armies of mold and pollen to contaminate the meat*

*does some digging and detective work & reveals that Tomato's lineage stems from Beefsteak Tomatoes, and is henceforth subject to King Beef's sovereignty*

So are Chief advisors, you don't see them caring about sovereignty when they kill their kinds to usurp power do you?

*kills Night Dragon for no good reason*

Now then DJ, I submit to you that we ally ourselves against King Beef, thus making my ascension that much more likely

Actually, I propose a compromise.  Since you stem from meat, you can be Queen Beef.  How does that sound? *Gets out a contract and holds it up in one hand while holding a box of spam in the other.*

*Eats kkhohoho and his silly contract*

You do realize that the Spam in my hand now rules your stomach under King Beef's request, don't you?  I think it's time to do some remodeling.  *Starts eating away at Tomatoe's insides.*

[Reepicheep]

*assassinates (marinates) king Beef in the oven, with Tomato.*

*Kicks Kkhohoho in the go-nads*

*Sits on throne*

MY ascension!  :angry:

[Deaths Jester]

*assassinates (marinates) king Beef in the oven, with Tomato.*

*Kicks Kkhohoho in the go-nads*

*Sits on throne*

MY ascension!  :angry:

*has his undead jalepenoes devour Reep and then sits on the throne*

No..no...my throne...no one elses!!!