Who killed MJB?

[MJB]

Apparently I've been killed again. *points to avatar*

*sigh*

-MJBoo

[Previsionary]

I KNOW! Obviously it was someone evil with a history of killing people over and over. Only 2 names come to mind and one of them is...CHEEP REEP!

...


*teleports leaving behind a bloody knife, an axe, 2 bazookas, and a wrecked car*

[Kommando]

Title of the thread should be "Who DIDN'T kill MJB?"  I think everyone on the forums has at least once by accident.   :lol:

[MJB]

A lot of help you two have been...

-MJBoo

[Mr. Hamrick]

Title of the thread should be "Who DIDN'T kill MJB?"  I think everyone on the forums has at least once by accident.   :lol:

Actually, I can honestly say that I don't recall ever having killed MJB by accident on this forum. 

Now as anyone seen that set of samurai swords I bought at Dragon Con a few weeks ago? 

[Cardmaster]

I know I did once back in the day... or twice if you count.... *shifty eyes* ....that time...

-CM

[Reepicheep]

I know no Cheep Reep.

meh. I look halloweeny enough as it is.

-Reepicreep

[The Hitman]

*teleports leaving behind [...] a wrecked car*

My CAR! Was wondering where I left that thing...

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Who killed The Hitman's car?  :unsure:

As for MJB, I'm fairly certain that Mrs. MJB killed him for accidentally icing the cabbage and lox casserole in self-defense.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[MJB]

They day is halfway over and we are no closer to finding my current killer than we were when I started this thread. *sobs*

-MJBoo

[the_ultimate_evil]

i know the true killer but will only confirm his or her identity if my demands are met

[Previsionary]

obviously it was you then, right UE?

Anyway, MJB, we have not a clue to go on and you seem to have no wounds. Are you sure you just didn't fall down a bottomless pit and simply pass out and assume some sort of ghostly form?

[Tomato]

OMG!

I know what syn knows that I know and soon...all of you will know what I know about what syn knows I know...so get ready to know what we both know that you all don't know!  :wacko:

Do you know what this means? It's the chicken's fault!

[Sevenforce]

Wrong topic.  :P

On the subject...MJB dies from being sneezed at. Trying to narrow down his killer is like trying to narrow down where a person is in the universe. It could be anything!

[MJB]

Anyway, MJB, we have not a clue to go on and you seem to have no wounds. Are you sure you just didn't fall down a bottomless pit and simply pass out and assume some sort of ghostly form?

Clues? If I had clues to give I would use them to find the bugger who did me off.

Clues he says... sheesh.

-MJBoo

[Reepicheep]

I found a meat hook under the couch!

Clue found: 1/10

[Sword]

The meat hook is a red herring... look, it even has a red herring on the end of it.
I found a wheelbarrow buried upside-down up to its handles, a giant rubber band and watermelon juice. YOu think...?

[Outcast]

Shouldn't the victim know who his killer is?  :P

Unless of course, it was a hit and run....were you run over by hitman's car? ^_^

But the last one seen leaving hitman's car was Previsionary right? Hmmm..

*teleports leaving behind [...] a wrecked car*

My suspects are Previsionary and Hitman.  :)

[Previsionary]

Shouldn't the victim know who his killer is?  :P

Unless of course, it was a hit and run....were you run over by hitman's car? ^_^

But the last one seen leaving hitman's car was Previsionary right? Hmmm..

*teleports leaving behind [...] a wrecked car*

My suspects are Previsionary and Hitman.  :)

Pshaw, boy detective. Your skills are slipping for if I were the murderer, I'd take great pride in destroying his corpse and stripping his soul from this plane into my shadow world so it could be infinitely tortured. Obviously that hasnt happened so not a finger from my hand was involved in such a tame killing. Pffft, MJB probably tripped over air and killed himself...perhaps MJB is his own murderer? Think on that, people...for only you will KNOW

*teleports off leaving behind a ninja sword, some type of sentai device, and a beetle all covered in blood and ice.*

[The Hitman]

Unless of course, it was a hit and run....were you run over by hitman's car? ^_^

Nah, the car's always looked half- wrecked... hey, waitaminute...

*teleports off leaving behind [...] a beetle all covered in blood and ice.*

My BEETLE! Buddy, I've been looking all over for you... well, not really, but it's good to have my mascot The Hitbug back.

[ow_tiobe_sb]

I found a wheelbarrow buried upside-down up to its handles...

so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens

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Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[Outcast]

*teleports off leaving behind a ninja sword, some type of sentai device, and a beetle all covered in blood and ice.*

Those things remind of Sword's avatar.. Either Previsionary knows who killed MJB and leaving all these clues behind...or Prev's just likes to take people's things then drops them anywhere.... :P ....

Shouldn't a ghost know how he died at least? Were you stabbed (by a meathook)? Gun downed  :cowboy2 (by an unknown hitman)? Hacked to pieces  :kommandorox (by a ninja sword)? Poisoned (by a rotten tomato)? Run over (by a wheel burrow riding poet)?  :blink: Or was it an unknown, invisible force that knocked you down..something evil...something ultimately evil....  :twisted:..

[Tomato]

Or was it an unknown, invisible force that knocked you down..something evil...

Oh my God... It was Garland!

[randyripoff]

Hmm. Let me check my schedule....Wednesday, wednesday, wednesday....

Nope, I didn't do it...at least, not yet...

*Kills MJB with pocket lint (don't ask)*

[MJB]

Apparently Randy did it. Who knew?!

*resurrects*

-MJBoo-no more