MURDERER!

[randyripoff]

Who killed the Phantom Eyebrow? 

Oh, and ignore the shark tooth bites and laser perforations in his body.  I wasn't anywhere near and I have an ironclad alibi...and I'll kill anyone who says different.

[GGiant]

Oh, and ignore the shark tooth bites and laser perforations in his body.  I wasn't anywhere near and I have an ironclad alibi...and I'll kill anyone who says different.

Sure sure. :mellow:

[Reepicheep]

"Where were you at the time of the murder?"

"SOMEWHERE ELSE!"

[catwhowalksbyhimself]

Oh, and ignore the shark tooth bites and laser perforations in his body.  I wasn't anywhere near and I have an ironclad alibi...and I'll kill anyone who says different.

Different.

(disappears quickly)

[GGiant]

Oh, and ignore the shark tooth bites and laser perforations in his body.  I wasn't anywhere near and I have an ironclad alibi...and I'll kill anyone who says different.

Different.

(disappears quickly)

I think he meant to say the Different meaning of what he said and not actually the word Different. It's Different.
Uhhhhhhhhhh........Did anybody hear that?

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Who killed the Phantom Eyebrow? 

DOOM!!!

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[vamp]

I did it!

I used a shark tooth knife, and burned him with...wait that wasn't me...

*screams are muzzled by a rag*

[Rick Battlemage]

OBJECTION! *points with finger*

I ate the cheese!

[kkhohoho]

OBJECTION! *points with finger*

I ate the cheese!

Was this cheese clad in a jacket and jeans, going by the name Toby, and claiming to have danced and strutted in Spider-man 3, thus causing millions meaningless pain?  For if that's the case, I wanted to eat him first. :evil: *Eats Rick Battlemage.* Horrible taste, but...strangely satisfying. :mellow:

[Deaths Jester]

I fart in your general direction!!

[Tomato]

Wait... isn't killing TPE akin to killing DJ? They're both undead, it doesn't matter, see?

*shoots DJ between the eyes*

[catwhowalksbyhimself]

If catwhowalksbyhimself were still here, he would point out that you can't shoot DJ, 'cause he's already dead.

But catwhowalksbyhimself is not here, he left.

[Spam]

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah... woah... wooooaaah. Hold on there...

...

Randy, this isn't my Batman glass.

...

oh wait, someone died? Well... I just want my goshdern cup!  :angry:

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Well... I just want my goshdern cup!  :angry:

*hands SPAM a plastic cup with a lid*

Here, lad, go fill this up, and be careful not to spill.  Just cover it and leave it at the lab when you're done.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[Spam]

Well... I just want my goshdern cup!  :angry:

*hands SPAM a plastic cup with a lid*

Here, lad, go fill this up, and be careful not to spill.  Just cover it and leave it at the lab when you're done.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

Okay... but it won't do you guys any good... I thought you guys knew this stuff by now... oh well...

*fills the cup up with water, and brings it to the lab*

So, when's the funeral?

FORIAMSPAM!

[Cardmaster]

*sneezes*

Wait, what's going on?

[catwhowalksbyhimself]

If catwhowalksbyhimself were here, he would reply that Spam and ow are arguing about a glass of some kind.  Catwhowalksbyhimself thinks that they should forget such petty matter and turn to more important matters, like fetching him a saucer of milk.

Of course, that is only what he would say if he were here.  But catwhowalksbyhimself is not here.  He is gone.

[Deaths Jester]

*takes a bullet tot he head*  What the?!?!?!  Folks are shootinga t me again?!?!?!?!  Oh bloody 'ell!!!

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

Well Great Crikes but this is a fine howdoyoudo.  The Phantom Eyebrow lies dead... murdered, if you will (and he was), and the collective brains trust of the Abattoir can do no than exchange inanities.  This sublimation of spectrality, that exemplar of eyebrowyness, cut down in his prime, and it seems that nobody has the first clue in how to solve this mystery.  It can only be hoped that in amongst the chatter and babble that fills this thread, there is one who has a handle on things and is perhaps hiding their acuity beneath a veneer of confusion, like as does the great Columbo before finally trapping the perpetrator and solving the crime in time for the closing credit. 

:eyebrow: { That was the Narrator talking there of course; what with me being murdered so rece- erk!  :faint

[UnfluffyBunny]

* UnfluffyBunny looks about.. decides everyone's talking about a glass and no-ones watching... and sticks wax strips to the furry brow of the ex phantom... or s that now phantom... or existential... phantasmal... ghostly... gah screw it, just sticks wax strips all over tpe's face

[Deaths Jester]

*Notices the wax strips on TPE's eyebrows*

OHHHH!!!!  Must...not...pull...wax...must fight...urge...oh screw it!

*yanks the wax strips off of TPE*