all mimsy were the borogoves

[bearded]

twas brillig, and the slithy toves...

[BWPS]

One, two! One, two! And through and through
  The pointy stick went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
  He went galumphing back.

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Half a league, half a league,
  Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[tommyboy]

roses are red, violets are blue
I've stepped in summat, could be its pu

[randyripoff]

There once was a man from Nantucket...so I turned him into a woman...then I ground his bones and sold it to a large national fast food chain.

[ow_tiobe_sb]

There once was a man from Nantucket...so I turned him into a woman...then I ground his bones and sold it to a large national fast food chain.

Technically, wouldn't they have been her bones?  I believe your tale provides us with a brand new form of smexploitation meets commodification... :ph34r:

*sets his lands in order and sits down beside the Thames*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[randyripoff]

*pours tons of nuclear waste material into the Thames, then nukes ow_tiobe_sb's lands.  kills his puppy*

[Panther_Gunn]

*pours tons of nuclear waste material into the Thames, then nukes ow_tiobe_sb's lands.  kills his puppy*

The whales!  You forgot the whales!!   :o

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

*pours tons of nuclear waste material into the Thames, then nukes ow_tiobe_sb's lands.  kills his puppy*

The whales!  You forgot the whales!!   :o

Silly Panther.  Everyone knows the Thames is in England...  ^_^




What?

[ow_tiobe_sb]

*kills his puppy*

Now you have gone too far, scoundrel!  You must realise, of course, that this means war...*smites Randy with his glove*...site war!

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[randyripoff]

Now you have gone too far, scoundrel!  You must realise, of course, that this means war...*smites Randy with his glove*...site war!

I know you really don't want any of this, but...

*has the SharkMen(TM) remove ow_tiobe_sb's jibblies with a rusty spoon*

[bearded]

"why a spoon?"

[randyripoff]

"why a spoon?"

So it will take longer and be much more painful.

[ow_tiobe_sb]

"Why a spoon, cousin?  Why noy an axe?"

Fixed.

So it will take longer and be much more painful.

Technically, your answer should have been "Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more."  You forget, sirrah, that I am a dandy, and a dandy never carries his jibblies on his person, especially when he is likely to encounter riffraff such as yourself.  *deftly purloins Mr. Ripoff's letter, his raison d'être, and delivers it to one Mr. E. A. Poe*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Wartime Dandy

[randyripoff]

*drowns ow_tiobe_sb in absinthe*

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Not such a bad way to go, eh what?  *links arms with the Green Faerie and shuffles off*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

[bearded]

... the Green Faerie and shuffles off*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and The Prat in the Hat

kyle rainer?

[BWPS]

*cries at references to terrible movies*

I'm too old for this dren!

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

*drowns ow_tiobe_sb in absinthe*

Silly Randy, Mr Tioby should only ever be drowned in absentia...

[randyripoff]

*drops 500 tonnes of rotting Absentia(TM)* on the Phantom Eyebrow*


*Absentia for Men, the new fragrance from Calvin Klein