silly request

[ubergreendragon]

Is there a Chuck Norris skin/mesh out there? lol

[bearded]

chuck norris would be fun to play in freedom force.  to bad the stats only go to 10.

[Dr.Volt]

*Agreeing with Bearded*  Chuck Norris would be fun to play.  He's been one of my favorite pop icons since I was a kid.  Turns out he lives in the Dallas area and as such he's kind of a local hero.   

But do you mean Norris as Walker Texas Ranger, as another character of just himself?  Oh, who am I kidding?!  Whatever role Chuck is playing it's the same!  But don't you know that he can solve any problem with a well placed round house kick?!!!

[Panther_Gunn]

Finding the right mesh might be a bit of a challenge, because Chuck Norris has no chin.  Behind his beard, there is only another fist.

[daglob]

I don't think it's silly...

...says the man with Captain Nice, Mr. Terrific (Stanley Beamish), Commander USA, Remo Williams, and Hymie the Robot on his hard drive...

[murs47]

Blasphemy!

Chuck Norris is too holy to be created and toyed with by mere mortals.

Seize this nonsense at once!


:P

[GogglesPizanno]

ut don't you know that he can solve any problem with a well placed round house kick?!!!

Not all problems.. It didn't stop Bruce Lee from rippin out his manly chest hair before puttin the smack down on him..
Now there an animation we need -- The "Bruce Lee rip out Chuck Norris Chest Hair" Melee!  :o

[Dr.Volt]

ut don't you know that he can solve any problem with a well placed round house kick?!!!

Not all problems.. It didn't stop Bruce Lee from rippin out his manly chest hair before puttin the smack down on him..
Now there an animation we need -- The "Bruce Lee rip out Chuck Norris Chest Hair" Melee!  :o

ROFLOL!!  Now that I'd like to see!

[zuludelta]

ut don't you know that he can solve any problem with a well placed round house kick?!!!

Not all problems.. It didn't stop Bruce Lee from rippin out his manly chest hair before puttin the smack down on him..
Now there an animation we need -- The "Bruce Lee rip out Chuck Norris Chest Hair" Melee!  :o

ROFLOL!!  Now that I'd like to see!

It's around the 3 minute mark in this video

[aj4life16]

Requesting Chuck Norris??

Theres nothing silly about it.

I think this is appropriate.

:cool:

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1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two
seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse
kicks you in the face.
2. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but
Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot
broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart
while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets
the information he wants.
5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought
a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had
gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its
neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the
good Chuck, he taketh away.
6. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
7. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who
have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris.
8. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related
deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
9. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
10. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
11. Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "****ing."
12. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and
includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
13. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
14. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and
Chuck Norris.
15. In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris' Delorean
to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to
him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J.
Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's disease.
16. Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and
meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral sex, KFC and
Tequila.
17. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. The only
time he didn't was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the
Holocaust.
18. Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left,
right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection.
19. Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that
sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.
20. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck
Norris allows to live.
21. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe,
and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
22. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection.
There were no survivors.
23. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris
could use to kill you, including the room itself.
24. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
25. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game
of tennis.
26. When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's
Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was
the third girl he had slept with.
27. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
28. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
29. Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up
with lactose's dren.
30. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
31. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's
pushing the Earth down.
32. Chuck Norris does not have your normal human-style, male nipples.
He has a Dodge Ram hood ornament on each pec, and both rams blow smoke
out of their noses each and every time he pumps Christy Brinkley.
33. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
34. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
35. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks
and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction
was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took
his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every
second Wednesday of the month.
36. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
37. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop
the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets
with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer
amazement.
38. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck
could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW
DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her
throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he
bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he
realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone
within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
39. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris
smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7
different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing
for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
40. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
41. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the
gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other
Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their
combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after
all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
42. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent
the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
43. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris
instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly
thereafter he grew a beard.
44. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
45. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought
a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had
gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its
neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good
Chuck, he taketh away.
46. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see
Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
47. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and
saying "booya".
48. Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only
thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
49. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
50. Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply
beat the living dren out of everything that was thrown at him, and the
game forfeited.
51. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from
cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also
requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat
on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
52. One day Chuck Norris looked in the mirror and said "No one
outstares Chuck!" He is still there to this day.
53. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just
so he can "accidentally" beat the dren out of little kids.
54. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic
bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
His reasoning? It was more "humane".
55. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
56. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but
was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a
roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied,
"That's no glitch."
57. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
58. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck
said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He
came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and
when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came
with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he
gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck
Norris."
59. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to
put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is
"his" way.
60. Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is
actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the
face that day.

[AfghanAnt]

Requesting Chuck Norris??

Theres nothing silly about it.

I think this is appropriate.

:cool:

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1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two
seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse
kicks you in the face.
2. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but
Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot
broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart
while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets
the information he wants.
5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought
a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had
gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its
neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the
good Chuck, he taketh away.
6. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
7. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who
have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris.
8. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related
deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
9. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
10. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
11. Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "****ing."
12. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and
includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
13. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
14. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and
Chuck Norris.
15. In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris' Delorean
to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to
him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J.
Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's disease.
16. Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and
meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral sex, KFC and
Tequila.
17. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. The only
time he didn't was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the
Holocaust.
18. Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left,
right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection.
19. Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that
sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.
20. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck
Norris allows to live.
21. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe,
and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
22. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection.
There were no survivors.
23. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris
could use to kill you, including the room itself.
24. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
25. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game
of tennis.
26. When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's
Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was
the third girl he had slept with.
27. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
28. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
29. Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up
with lactose's dren.
30. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
31. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's
pushing the Earth down.
32. Chuck Norris does not have your normal human-style, male nipples.
He has a Dodge Ram hood ornament on each pec, and both rams blow smoke
out of their noses each and every time he pumps Christy Brinkley.
33. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
34. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
35. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks
and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction
was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took
his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every
second Wednesday of the month.
36. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
37. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop
the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets
with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer
amazement.
38. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck
could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW
DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her
throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he
bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he
realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone
within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
39. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris
smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7
different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing
for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
40. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
41. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the
gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other
Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their
combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after
all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
42. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent
the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
43. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris
instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly
thereafter he grew a beard.
44. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
45. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought
a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had
gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its
neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good
Chuck, he taketh away.
46. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see
Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
47. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and
saying "booya".
48. Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only
thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
49. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
50. Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply
beat the living dren out of everything that was thrown at him, and the
game forfeited.
51. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from
cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also
requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat
on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
52. One day Chuck Norris looked in the mirror and said "No one
outstares Chuck!" He is still there to this day.
53. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just
so he can "accidentally" beat the dren out of little kids.
54. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic
bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
His reasoning? It was more "humane".
55. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
56. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but
was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a
roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied,
"That's no glitch."
57. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
58. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck
said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He
came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and
when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came
with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he
gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck
Norris."
59. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to
put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is
"his" way.
60. Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is
actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the
face that day.

While I don't have a problem with all of the jokes in this post, this a family friendly forum and I read a few jokes (which were funny) but inappropriate for some.

[yell0w_lantern]

If you're going to play as Chuck Norris you may as well just type-in Mission_Win()

[GogglesPizanno]

If you're going to play as Chuck Norris you may as well just type-in Mission_Win()

But then youd be cheating, and Chuck Norris hates cheaters.....

[ubergreendragon]

well if i had to choose between the different versions of chuck ...well i cant ....so guess we need all versions of him  mabye 1 texas ranger chuck,1 from his missing in action movies ,and any other incarnation that can be thought up ...chuck in a superman suit ..the possibilities are endless with chuck

[Dr.Volt]

*BUMP!*

I was in a Star Bucks recently and one of the guys behind the counter was making a Chuck Norris joke (specifically that went "It's raining hard outside but not as hard as Chuck Norris's fists).  Lol!  Which reminded me, has anyone actually done a Chuck Norris skin yet?

Btw, while we are on the subject found this interesting Chuck Norris site:  http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Later guys!

[The Hitman]

Look at my Sig. Need I say more?


EDIT: Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, someone could take Texas Jack's avatar mesh, move it to a mesh that can utilize male_basic keyframes, add a trenchcoat, and use Gren's Male_Basic Fighter kfs, it could work. Those kfs have a great roundhouse, I believe.

[daglob]

I took Tommy's Iron Munro mesh and gave it martial artist keyframes. It worked for Remo Williams, so I just did a Chuck skin for that mesh.

[Dr.Volt]

Hitman,....I did see that in the signature but didn't put the proverbial 2 and 2 together.  I'll go there soon!  Thanks!

Daglob, you did a Chuck skin?  Is it on your Yahoo site per chance?  And do you mind telling me where you got the martial artist keyframes from?   


I am looking forward to Chuck entering the fray!  I don't think any of the baddies stand a chance!  Cuz y'know, when the boogey man goes to sleep every night he checks in the closet to look for Chuck!

Thanks you two!

[daerdevil]

And a little help finding the Iron Munro mesh...searched all over and he's nowhere I can find.

[daglob]

If you are a member of Character Obscura, you should have an e-mail with the information in it. If not, PM me and I'll supply it. I would right now, but except for it being a KS Saints versino of a Tommyboy mesh, and the keyframes being at one of Tommy's Yahoo Groups, I can't remeber the specifics, and I'm not home right now. I also apologized for the inconvenience i have caused.