Preparing... for Murder!

[Tomato]

As many of you know, I have been feeling particularly murderous of late. I've shot/stabbed/killed Prem, Reep, GGiant, TUE, and several other random new members who were stupid enough to be new to the forums in my presence. In my time on the online universe, I have encountered Godzilla DBZ hybrids, Sonic Sprites with CoM Cloud Hair, and idiots who have posted "corrected" versions of my art that looked WORSE. For these, it was enough to merely shoot or stab them to death(or, at the very least, mock them maliciously), but I have encountered something... more. A subhuman level of evil that demands a more elaborate and fitting death. I have strained my brain to this end, but even my most outrageous plan is not enough for the task.

In such situations, I feel it is best to call in the experts. So I ask you, evil and degenerate people of FR, help me in my quest to create the perfect murder.

[GGiant]

*arrests Tomato* ;)

[bearded]

the punishment should fit the crime.  so for me to help you, you must tell me what this nefarious act was.

[GGiant]

He ---ouch! You bit me...:o

[bearded]

'the tomato that slices back!'
'getting canned, by the tomato'
'attack of the killer tomato'

thinking of possible headlines.

'local tomato says, "that's rotten"'

[Sevenforce]

Please don't kill Mr Wuggums. I'm sure he's not that bad... :huh:

[Tomato]

The person in question is charged with being so stupid that he's sucking intelligence of the universe, as is clearly evidenced by the current intellectual standards of not only my country (America) but also universally. This thing is so mind-numbingly stupid, it has single handedly caused all stupidity in the galaxy, nay... the universe!

[Panther_Gunn]

The person in question is charged with being so stupid that he's sucking intelligence of the universe, as is clearly evidenced by the current intellectual standards of not only my country (America) but also universally. This thing is so mind-numbingly stupid, it has single handedly caused all stupidity in the galaxy, nay... the universe!

Ed Grimley???

[kkhohoho]

The person in question is charged with being so stupid that he's sucking intelligence of the universe, as is clearly evidenced by the current intellectual standards of not only my country (America) but also universally. This thing is so mind-numbingly stupid, it has single handedly caused all stupidity in the galaxy, nay... the universe!

Ed Grimley???

I was gonna' say George Bush.

[vamp]

*Hangs Tomato by his own intestines*

[Mr. Hamrick]

The person in question is charged with being so stupid that he's sucking intelligence of the universe, as is clearly evidenced by the current intellectual standards of not only my country (America) but also universally. This thing is so mind-numbingly stupid, it has single handedly caused all stupidity in the galaxy, nay... the universe!

but at least Seinfield isn't on TV anymore.

[Tomato]

I was gonna' say George Bush.

Tsk, You forgot the W. One must never confuse former President George H. W. Bush with President Doubya Bush.

*Hangs Tomato by his own intestines*

*cuts himself down, throws his stabbing dagger at vamp, and promptly dies*







*is resurrected by the desire to kill the evil stupidness.*

[kkhohoho]

*is resurrected by the desire to kill the evil stupidness.*

So, if I died, and had the desire to dress up in a pink frilly dress and a pink frilly short skirt, I'd be alive again?  'Cause that particular notion I just brought up can not be good for anyone's right, insane, or somewhere-in-between mind.

[Sevenforce]

...I didn't do it :unsure:

[MJB]

In an ironic twist of fate with Tomato attempted to kill me he died in stead.

MJB - 1. Tomato - 0.

-MJB