Last one to post here rules this forum!

[GogglesPizanno]

** Laugh Maniacally from the shadows **

I rule now...
Mwa ha ha ha ha... (bump)

Chuckles is that you?

[The_Baroness]

uhmmm nope..... I rule now...

[Ares_God_of_War]

not anymore

[chuckles]

Well it appears that once again I have ruled.......or should that be "rule"?

Whatever, first order of business is banishment of grammar.

[Deaths Jester]

I rule again!  HA!

[The_Baroness]

no you dont

[chuckles]

Yeah, that's telling him.

[randyripoff]

Please, could anyone actually, you know, rule?

[The_Baroness]

I can....

so... all of you... on your KNEES!!!! NOW!!!

mmm except the girls.... you can just come and sit with me... more comfortable

[GogglesPizanno]

Please, could anyone actually, you know, rule?

YES!

For too long has the petty bickering and infighting of the ruling families gone on....
Its time for Change...
Change is good...
None of the other rulers will deliver change...
I will.

So now that I am Ruler I hereby enact the following.
Free Gummi bears for everyone.
All roads are toll free.
Cable TV will only run those shows that are good.
Grass is hereby Greener.
Skies are now Bluer.
There are no taxes.
Free Health Care.
And Everyone gets a Pogo Stick!!!

** Fine Print **
Baroness has been banished, so if she claims rulership, ignore her.
Chuckles is allowed to rule, but only when Im sleeping.
Randy, well, hmmmm..... I give you a minor fiefdom to rule as your own... if you show up again, You will be killed...

[randyripoff]

*drops a 3,000 tonne weight on GogglesPizano
drips strychnine in his Strawberry Quik
throws his dog into a vat of sulphuric acid
dresses him up in Versace and throws him to the SharkMen(TM)
spits on his shoes
eats his pizza
shows his girl the pictures taken on 'sunshine superman' night at the local disco
Gets GP shunned by a leper colony*

Yes, please kill me.  I want to see you try. :twisted:

[The_Baroness]

oh that was nice....

and I rule again....

*activates a force field to protect herself*

[chuckles]

*Reverses the polarity of force field*

I rule...well everyone else was busy.

So, this is power huh? I can get used to this.

[GogglesPizanno]

* Catches 3000 lb weight.
Drops it into poisoned quick creating strong buoyant alloy
Throws Buoy into acid saving the Dog
While randy is searching for jacket, slips scuba tank under shirt
Sharkmen(TM) decide to let me go cause i look so swank in my new versace
I return to find Randy has spitshined my shoes (Thanks Man!)
As payment he took some pizza (which is still a deal -- look at that shine!)
I'm shocked to find my girlfriend moving out, but thats fine cause she could't dance
(I have Randy's sister's number here somewhere)
(I bet she'll appreciate me doing the Hustle in Versace)
And the Lepers... no one likes them...

Oh yeah.
Pulls out gun and shoots randy in the head with special Armor/shield/energy piercing, psychic, acid proof/heat resistant/cold tolerant, mystical bullet. Randy is Dead! I am king!

Long Live the Versace wearing King!!

[The_Baroness]

 :blink:

uhmmm how about... no?

[GogglesPizanno]

Nay I say to your No.
Yay I say...

YAY!

[Ares_God_of_War]

maybe I say

maybe...

[The_Baroness]

definetly maybe?

[Ares_God_of_War]

possibly baby  ;)

[The_Baroness]

possibly maybe perhaps?

[Ares_God_of_War]

this thread is on the verge of collapse

[The_Baroness]

i agree with you... this thread will colapse....

[chuckles]

Well, then I better take over.

[Ares_God_of_War]

nope, didnt fix it

[The_Baroness]

it will still crumble...

[chuckles]

Well, I have nothing better to do.

[The_Baroness]

yes... same here

[randyripoff]

Oh yeah.
Pulls out gun and shoots randy in the head with special Armor/shield/energy piercing, psychic, acid proof/heat resistant/cold tolerant, mystical bullet. Randy is Dead! I am king!

You missed.

*drives a pointed stick between GogglesPizanno's ears*

I didn't.

[chuckles]

*Hides in the shadows, and denies seeing anything*

[ow_tiobe_sb]

*exercises his political clout to force Chuck and The_Baroness to go get a room*

ow_tiobe_sb
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