Last one to post here rules this forum!

[BWPS]

The only way one of us can rule this forum is if we get this topic locked. And so I'm going to break every rule!!!!

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Hey... (ohletssay) Deaths Jester! You aren't very good at your job. Death seems all dark and depressed and you don't seem to put him in a good mood at alL!

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Ten point font?! What a stupid decision by the moderators and administrators, I disagree with this in a public message!

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I need to know what kind of spider is on page 2 of the Arachnophobia PC game which I downloaded from a website! Sit on a tuffet!

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Pushing down stairs!

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Hey Deaths Jester, would you mind making me a skin of a guy wearing a T-shirt that says "I like apricots."

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Hey, I have a message from BWPS in my inbox, wait'll you hear this, other users!

Hi cool guy you have a handsome beard!

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This is my new personal avatar!

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This
is
my
new
signature!

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Louisiana Voodoo is often confused with – but is not completely separable from – Haitian Vodou and southeastern U.S. hoodoo. While it generally shares the same loa as Haitian Vodou, it lays a generally greater emphasis upon folk magic (as does hoodoo). This emphasis has become a spiritocultural marker for southern, Afro Diaspora, francophone Louisiana within the Western media. It was through Louisiana Voodoo that such terms as gris-gris (an Ewe term) and voodoo dolls were introduced into the American lexicon.

George Bush doesn't care about short people.

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http://www.aarp.org/
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I'm leaving! on an eternal hiking trip!

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And now for the inevitable lock!

[Ares_God_of_War]

well at least we got it to page 15 before the lock

[chuckles]

Hey, we're pretty cool...huh? :thumbup:

[The_Baroness]

*teleports back into forum and turn her force field off* ok that saved me... and....


i rule again

[GogglesPizanno]

I disappear for a while and what happens, you all go crazy -- voodoo? grenades? AARP?!?
... though I respect for BWPS for his well planned coup attempt.

Its Madness!!!

But now Im back, you may all bow before me as the glorious and compassionate ruler I am (except you Randy).
Let the showering of gifts begin!

[Ares_God_of_War]

Here's a gift for you - It's a nice ticking box :)

[GogglesPizanno]

Ooooooooo pretty.
Hey, wait a minute....

... is this a....

YES.

A new Hello Kitty Alarm clock!!
How did you know?

[MJB]

The only way one of us can rule this forum is if we get this topic locked. And so I'm going to break every rule!!!!

[snip]

And now for the inevitable lock!

While this was a valiant effort to win the war, it was all for nothing. While it would be well within my mighty marvelous modding abilities to lock this thread I have chosen to let it remain open.

Instead of locking this thread I decided instead to give Randyripoff your home address. Enjoy fending off his army of Sharkmen™.  :twisted:

-MJB

[Ares_God_of_War]

Yay! Sharkmen™. 

[GogglesPizanno]

They taste like chicken

[chuckles]

Yummy, anyone have a good Sharkman™ recipe?

And what wine goes best with Randy's minions? :unsure:

[Deaths Jester]

Mmmm...Shark-people!

[Ares_God_of_War]

Nope just Sharkmen™. The Sharkwomen™ have a better union and aren't currently in the employ of Randy.

[GogglesPizanno]

I keep killing Randy so Im guessing the Shark Women are currently enjoying the vacation of unemployment.... or else have moved on to more stable employment. No Union would let its workers stay with an empoyer who keeps getting killed. I think that breaks a bylaw or something.

[randyripoff]

No one here has ever killed me and no one ever will.  I ignore all of your feeble attacks simply because I choose to...

Oh, and SharkMen(TM) taste of hot laser death.  Remember that the next time you want to chow down on one and find yourself missing the back of your head.

[BWPS]

Randy, your minions couldn't even take out Ryan Seacrest's big toe!

[Deaths Jester]

It just cause it's Ryan Seacrest and becuase his toes are so highly manicured.

[GogglesPizanno]

Randy should appear on American Idol so we could eliminate all of them in one fell swoop....

[Ares_God_of_War]

I'm bored so I will rule again

[GogglesPizanno]

Try hitting Randy with a steak...
In fact As my Final Reign of this thread I command all to start hitting Randy with a steak (or perhaps a porkchop if you want to be frugal)

[Mr. Cow]

*comes out of hybernation just long enough to rule the forum*

I hereby decree that everyone in the forum must end every sentence with the word pie.

I HAVE SPOKEN PIE!

Also i find throwing steak a racist act pie.

[The_Baroness]

uhmmmmm now this is disturbing....


people still think they can rule in my place...

[Ares_God_of_War]

Everyone can rule in your place...pie

[GogglesPizanno]

Let them eat cake...pie
no cake...pie
Noooooooo. cake...pie

oh forget it...pie

[Ares_God_of_War]

I dont think its too hard to have more rhymes than Abe Vigoda...pie

[MJB]

Your 5 day rule has come to an end, Ares. Bow before the new ruler.

-MJB

[Ares_God_of_War]

You forgot the word...pie ;)

[UnfluffyBunny]

*uses an elaborate set up of impossible machines in a preset time travelling loop to squash the next poster with an uncalculable amount of force, bending the very space fabric of time to re-emptive-uber any attempts to uber out of being squashed*

[Ares_God_of_War]

I shall post for I am eternal. As long as there is war I will be.

[GogglesPizanno]

pie.