Last one to post here rules this forum!

[Deaths Jester]

*hides from the amazingly weird Tiobe*

[randyripoff]

*one of the SharkMen(TM) mumbles something about a "purty mouth"...banjos are heard*

[Spam]

*one of the SharkMen(TM) mumbles something about a "purty mouth"...banjos are heard*

*throws banjos at whomever was playing the banjos*

FORIAMSPAM!

[MJB]

*rules this thread*

-MJB

[GGiant]

*rules this thread*

-MJB

*drools at MJB*

[Tomato]

*shoots GGiant, and beats MJB to death with his corpse*

[Spam]

*eats Tomato*

FORIAMSPAM!

[MJB]

*is dead*

*still rules this thread*

-MJB_dead

[GGiant]

*is dead*

*still rules this thread*

-MJB_dead

*drools at MJB*

[Deaths Jester]

*is dead*

*still rules this thread*

-MJB_dead

Ohhh...sot he dead rule the thread...'ell that means I RULE ALLL!!!!!!MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[ow_tiobe_sb]

*Sweeps up GGiant and squeezes his spineless body against the floor, sopping up the drool (read "mixture of crude oil and water" that proves quite slippery on even surfaces) he left behind.  Then, he squeezes GGiant once again, depositing the wretched fluid just before the advancing Sharkmen ™.  Tosses the limp GGiant aside.*

"Purty?"  I'll treat you lot to a "purty" fall, you loathsome reprobates!  Come!  Come get some Bunburyist, you...you...you non-varsity non-atheletes! *raises cane above left shoulder*

ow_tiobe_sb
Dancefloor Bunburyist and [THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE TO NEW DUAL TITLE TENANT]

[MJB]

*steals Bunburyist's cane with his super mental dead MJB ice powers... or something*

-MJB_dead

[randyripoff]

*The SharkMen(TM) use their lasers to disarm MJB and "the hottie".  Some notice MJB's prone form, shrug, and start turning towards him, making catcalls and breaking out the Binaca(TM)

banjos continue playing in the background*

[MJB]

:mjbdeadagain *ressurects*

*uses his über unbeatable ice powers to freeze The SharkMen(TM)*

*watches Bunburyist stumble and fall onto The SharkMen(TM)*

*The SharkMen(TM) shatter*

*while cheering MJB is disemboweled by a unseen SharkMan(TM)*

-MJB_dead_x_2

[GGiant]

*ressurects too*
*drools at TPB*

[Carravaggio]

Ahem...in the spirit of the thread title, the great Carravaggio, the Tyrant Star, the Conquerer posts here so as to not be last. I might be all powerful but even I'd be afraid to rule this place!
OTS...you look very pretty tonight...  :blink:
*Flies away, never to return, a look of extreme discomfort and anxiety on his face.*

[randyripoff]

* the SharkMen(TM) start ogling everyone present, and set lasers on "Good lovin' tonight!"*

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

o.O  'Twould appear that my efforts to stunt the Sharkmen(TM)'s vocabulary has made them more terrifying than ever!

[Deaths Jester]

Ack....Sharkie's ogling me?!?!?!?!  What shall I do?!?!?!?!

*breaks out a suitcase of chum and tosses it at TPE*

There..look Sharkies...yummy chum...over there with TPE....go get it!

[bat1987]

I RULZ!!!

[kkhohoho]

* the SharkMen(TM) start ogling everyone present, and set lasers on "Good lovin' tonight!"*

*Takes his hands off of his eyes and opens them to see the sharkmen.*

MY EYES!!! THEY STILL BLEACH!!!

*Recloses his eyes, puts his hands back over them, and lays down on the floor in agonizing pain.  Screams agonizingly.*

[randyripoff]

One SharkMan(TM) remarks to another, "I love it when they scream.  But I also loves me some dead ones."

*The SharkMen(TM) start licking their lips, ignoring the chum for the squealing, prone figure of kkhohoho and the dead figure of Death's Jester*

[style]

Oops sorry I'm in the wrong place! :huh:

[Protomorph]

This thread is riduculous and I, for one, REFUSE to post in it.







*darn*

[ow_tiobe_sb]

*with tears building in her eyes* There is absolutely nothing ridiculous about a ruined gown, covered in Sharkman ™ perspiration and saliva, much less the ruination of my special night with Eyebrow!  How dare...how dare...you! *sobs and weeps freely*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

[Previsionary]

*with tears building in her eyes* There is absolutely nothing ridiculous about a ruined gown, covered in Sharkman ™ perspiration and saliva, much less the ruination of my special night with Eyebrow!  How dare...how dare...you! *sobs and weeps freely*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

I KNEW this would happen. *pours raw meat on tiobe and disappears in a puff of smoke*

...

*runs away at full speed*

[MJB]

*decomposes*

-MJB_dead_x_2

[randyripoff]

*The SharkMen(TM) think that everyone in this thread has a "purty mouth".  Lasers are set on "caress"*

[lmalonsof]

I don't need to post here

[ow_tiobe_sb]

I don't need to post here

*sob* Then don't!  *sob* Get out!  Haven't all of you done enough?! *weeps loudly and annoyingly into a silk handkerchief*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning