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Started by MJB, December 29, 2007, 01:55:45 AM

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The_Baroness

uhmm ok

This is the story of the hare who lost his spectacles.

Owl loved to rest quietly whilst no one was watching. sitting on a
Fence one day, he was surprised when suddenly a kangaroo ran close
By.
Now this may not seem strange, but when owl overheard kangaroo whisper
To no one in particular, ``the hare has lost his spectacles, well, he
Began to wonder.
Presently, the moon appeared from behind a cloud and there, lying on
The grass was hare. in the stream that flowed by the grass -- a
Newt. and sitting astride a twig of a bush -- a bee.
Ostensibly motionless, the hare was trembling with excitement, for
Without his spectacles he was completely helpless. where were his
Spectacles? could someone have stolen them? had he mislaid them? what
Was he to do?
Bee wanted to help, and thinking he had the answer began: ``you
Probably ate them thinking they were a carrot.
``no! interrupted owl, who was wise. ``i have good eye-sight, insight,
And foresight. how could an intelligent hare make such a silly
Mistake? but all this time, owl had been sitting on the fence,
Scowling!
Kangaroo were hopping mad at this sort of talk. she thought herself
Far superior in intelligence to the others. she was their leader;
Their guru. she had the answer: ``hare, you must go in search of the
Optician.
But then she realized that hare was completely helpless without his
Spectacles. and so, kangaroo loudly proclaimed, ``i cant send hare in
Search of anything!
``you can guru, you can! shouted newt. ``you can send him with owl.
But owl had gone to sleep. newt knew too much to be stopped by so
Small a problem -- ``you can take him in your pouch. but alas, hare
Was much too big to fit into kangaroos pouch.
All this time, it had been quite plain to hare that the others knew
Nothing about spectacles.
As for all their tempting ideas, well hare didnt care.
The lost spectacles were his own affair.
And after all, hare did have a spare a-pair.
A-pair.

*giggles*

lmalonsof


The_Baroness


lmalonsof

Did you?
Well, in that case... No woman, no cry

The_Baroness

mmmyes... but remember....


girl... you'll be a woman.... soon

lmalonsof

Of course, of course...

However we must take into consideration that if she's a fat bottomed girl,
'Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round'

The_Baroness

and she may be a strange kind of woman ...

"The kind that gets written down in history"

lmalonsof


The_Baroness


Deaths Jester


Ares_God_of_War

or a tiny little monkey with a guitar playing "Stairway to Heaven"

ow_tiobe_sb

As elected leader of the Bull Shop, I hereby appoint The_Baroness ruler of this thread for exercising the good (non)sense to quote A Passion Play at length.  Wait a tick!  I just had the strangest feeling of deja vu...

This means, of course, that The_Baroness will become Randy's prime target given that he has fervently reiterated his hostile feelings toward Jethro Tull on a number of previous occasions.  Congratulations!  ^_^

:doh:

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

The_Baroness

oh thank you thank you i am the leader now th... wait a minute?   Randy's prime target?.... *runs and hide with the other girls of FR*

Ares_God_of_War

Congrats on being Randy's target Baroness  :thumbup:

The_Baroness


lmalonsof


The_Baroness

damn.... you are right....


but i rule again

Peerless1

Am I last?

Hmm?

Am I?

Note: Crap I hate when that happens. 
(See any posts following this for an explanation.)

The_Baroness

yes i totally agree with you...
* The_Baroness nods sagely

chuckles


MJB


The_Baroness

* The_Baroness claps at MJB

well done

lmalonsof


The_Baroness


MJB

*steals The_Baroness' potato chips*

*munches*

-MJB

The_Baroness

* The_Baroness glares at MJB and change the potato chips to sushi and watch MJB eating the raw fish

MJB


The_Baroness

* The_Baroness grins and eats the potato chips

lmalonsof

* lmalonsof starts to sing while The_Baroness is eating

'Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!'
'Uuuh, Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!'
'Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!'
'Uuuh Doctor Zaius'

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