How can armless heroes scratch their butts?

[BWPS]

Besides the obvious.

[lmalonsof]

That's the sort of question I like.

If they have laser sight, they can't scratch their butts but they can burn it with it.
If they can climb walls, they always do it with their backs on the wall.
If they have stretching powers, they can use their foot fingers.
If they have bionic arms, they use their superpowered bionic arms.
If they have minions working for them or are part of a group, they ask them to do the task.
If they're not affected by kryptonite, they use krytonite to scratch their butts.
If they have magnetic powers, they create a magnetic field in their butts and change its polarity at great speed (50 hz at least) and put magnetic nanoparticles int their butts to scratch them.
If they have mental powers to control people, they control a group of supermodels (Gisele Bundchen, Tyra Banks and Claudia Schiffer for instance) and make them to scratch their butts.
If they can control sealife, they use fishes to scratch their butts.
If they can control birds, they use birds to scratch their butts.
If they can control monkeys, they control the monkeys so the monkeys can control a robot that controls a robotic finger able to scratch their butts.

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[The Hitman]

If they can control monkeys, they control the monkeys so the monkeys can control a robot that controls a robotic finger able to scratch their butts.

Sweet Crimeny! Give this man an award!

[MJB]

When I lost both my arms, Ms_MJB gladly volunteered her services to ensure justice for everyone!!!

Please feel free to give her your best.

-MJB

[lmalonsof]

I almost forget that if you have a supermind like mine you can concentrate so much that you can forget your butt is itching. The problem of this is that it can has secondary effects...

[Deaths Jester]

Don't forget the tiny butt crack gnomes...they scratch for everyone!!!!

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Luckily for armless heroes, there is that point on the top of BWPS's head that they can rub against to relieve the itch.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

[GGiant]

I think TPB nailed it, ah well.
*crawls back to nowhere*

[lmalonsof]

Don't forget the tiny butt crack gnomes...they scratch for everyone!!!!

I love those gnomes... I'm planning to rule the world with an entire army of them. I suppose here should be a 'Mwa-ha-ha-ha!', so here it goes: Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

[Tomato]

If they have prehensile feet/a prehensile tail they hace grab a butt scratcher with it.

[Blitzgott]

They don't. Armless heroes go to Tibet in order to train their minds to the point where they can simply ignore those mundane annoyances.

[randyripoff]

Let's find out...

*has the SharkMen(TM) bite off ow_tiobe_sb's arms*