Take That Batman!

[BentonGrey]

http://home.att.net/~markaaronjames/markaaronjames/AquamansLament.mp3

[tk]

So Batman can't talk to fish. Big deal.  Batman's got buttloads of powers.  Like rockclimbing powers, samuri sword powers, hangliding powers.  Plus those sweet arm-blades. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLd4SLcRbZI

[bat1987]

But I think he could do it with enough prep time  :P

[GogglesPizanno]

We can ALL talk to fish....
The trick is getting them to talk back!

[Ajax]

Psssh

Flash is where it's at.

[tk]

Yeah, they're all mega cool. But...well...

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc254/tylerkenny/tob.jpg

[bredon7777]

Ok, that Aquaman link comes off as 3 minutes of complete silence!?!  WTH?

Is it a gag like, I dont understand it because I'm not a fish?

R

[tk]

...are you on mute?...Cause it plays for me.  It's a song about Aquaman and it complains about how he's not as famous as TGD Batman.  In the beginning is a Super Friends clip where Aquaman says "You stay here Batman.  I'll go ask my aquatic friends if they've seen anything suspicious."  To which Batman replys, "I already solved the whole damn case Arthur." (Ok he doesn't...but he should)  It also says "take away that Batmobile, Batboat, Batbelt, Batbutler, he's just another boring guy.  As if.  He's the best detective in the world, he's master of all 127 major forms of combat, and he has perfected the "Clint Eastwood stare" that, when used correctly, can make practically anyone wet their pants on the spot.   

[The Hitman]

...are you on mute?...Cause it plays for me.  It's a song about Aquaman and it complains about how he's not as famous as TGD Batman.  In the beginning is a Super Friends clip where Aquaman says "You stay here Batman.  I'll go ask my aquatic friends if they've seen anything suspicious."  To which Batman replys, "I already solved the whole damn case Arthur." (Ok he doesn't...but he should)  It also says "take away that Batmobile, Batboat, Batbelt, Batbutler, he's just another boring guy.  As if.  He's the best detective in the world, he's master of all 127 major forms of combat, and he has perfected the "Chuck Norris stare" that, when used correctly, can make practically anyone explode on the spot.  

Fixed. Your welcome.  :P

[tk]

Way of the Dragon.
Period.
Batman>Bruce Lee>Clint Eastwood>Chuck Norris>everyone else.
Chuck Norris is cool though.  He's mastered Tang Soo Do, Tai Kwon Doe, Shito ryu Karate, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, which, to me, is more impressive than all of those lame jokes about him. 
Still, 4<127.

[BentonGrey]

Haha, I'm not actually trying to say that Aquaman is better than Batman, (in my mind, the big 7 are all equal in a way) but I thought the song was a lot of fun. 

[tk]

Song was funny.  And yeah I suppose the big seven have their own strengths.  That's what makes them such a great team.

Still...

[BentonGrey]

Batman's been my favorite forever, and I believe in the old cliche, that he can beat anyone not skyfather level with some prep, but I do hate that story for so many other reasons.

[tk]

Really? I liked it.  What didn't you like about it?