Deadman Returns!

[BWPS]

This is a story about a hero named Deadman, he died but came back to life like a zombie which also gave him the power of imperviousness to pain, regeneration, and some mysterious psyonic abilities for some reason. He's also really depressio and edgy.




DEADMAN RETURNS
A short story.

"Mort Macabre was killed in a dangerous accident two years ago according to this file, so who the heck are you pal?" said Tina, who was a cop who Deadman was in the office of.
"Deadman is my name, I was dead and I am a man, and so that is my name. I have powers." Replied the Deadman.
The officer scoffed "No offense, but why'd ya go off to the office of a tough official officer," She said softly, then coughed, "Can I offer you some coffee?"
"I needed to find some information about the man known as Big Dickie," explained the hero, "You see, I didn't die in an accident, my family and I were killed by Big Dickie, who is a rough customer. He killed us and only I came back to life and got powers, and I found out that you were the cop who was working on this fella and now I need to find him for revenge."
She slammed her hand on the desk, "Ok, Mister! What makes you think I'm gonna tell a guy like you where to find a guy like Big Dickie, who I've been tracking for months? I don't believe your story based on what I've read in this file!"
Deadman knew she wouldn't tell him anything, he was a smart guy. But as soon as he mentioned he was looking for Big Dickie, he got all the information he needed. Big Dickie hangs out in a bar called O'Ritzy's down on Twenty-Seventh and Oats Street. The information rushed into his head like a kid on a slide. He put on his coat and hat and said, "Thanks for the coffee I didn't drink, Tina."
"Deadman, wait, I have a few questions!" She said, but he was already gone. Tina looked out the window and it was raining. "Oh Deadman," she said, "Please be careful."

Later that night at O'Ritzy's Bar and Tavern, Deadman walked in. He was dressed in a coat and hat and his face was grey. A bunch of rough-looking customers did drugs and played pool and looked at him like he was some kind of zombie.
"Who the heck is this clown?" asked the bartender, pulling out a gun and firing at Deadman's head. The bullet hit him square in the eye, which bled out the blackest blood they'd ever seen. But Deadman pulled the bullet out and threw it at the guy's arm and shattered his clavicle, which exploded out blood and sent him screaming.
"Oh heck, HECK! What in the crap did you do that for, you big loonie?!" Screamed the bartender.
"I'm Deadman, you shot me in the eye for some reason which leads me to believe that I might find a man named Big Dickie around here. I don't want any trouble except with Big Dickie and maybe some of his body guards. Anyone know the guy I'm talking about."
Everyone in the bar stopped doing drugs and selling stolen cars and each of them grabbed a weapon. "Let's kick this punk's butt!" shouted a Croatian man who weighed 301 lbs.
Two guys ran at Deadman, the first had a chain spinning around his head and he was screaming and had curly hair. Deadman blocked his attack with his forearm, wrapping the chain around his fist. He then pulled the man toward him and punched his arm through the mans stomach, spilling the hamburger he'd had earlier that day to the ground, this time with ketchup... blood ketchup. The man writhed in pain on the ground until he died much later that day. The second man came out at him with a monkey wrench, but he was way too slow. Deadman punched him so hard in the mouth that his teeth came flying out at super speed, hitting another man, who held a broken bottle, in the face with the force of a machine gun, exploding his head in a spray of blood. Deadman finished Mr. Monkey Wrench with a powerful uppercut in which the goon's jaw hit his brain and caused him to suffer from amnesia for two seconds then die. Blood came from his mouth before he fell to the ground. The next fella was a short guy with a pool stick who came at Deadman from behind and cracked the stick over his skull. Deadman shrugged and said, "Is that the best you can do, Shorty?" then kicked the gangster's head clean off, except it wasn't clean, his spine and intestines came out with it. Next up, a WOMAN came in throwing rocks at Deadman that she got from outside. She was a prostitute and had a beard so Deadman quickly shattered a man with a baseball bat's pelvis and grabbed his weapon. "Batter up, Fuzzy!" He said, and quickly swung the bat at the rock, which returned to her sternum at 300 miles per hour. Her entire body exploded from the force in a million bloody pieces. "Now that's what I call a HOME RUN," he mused. Before you could even say pickle, three more guys came at Deadman, one had a bowling ball he was swinging, one had two knives, and one had a torch. "Fellas, please, I'd think you'd have learned your lesson." Deadman offered them a chance for the bad guys to escape, but one was married to that rock-throwing girl, so he didn't accept. The other two were brothers and were deaf so they didn't even hear him and figured they had to fight. He unwrapped the chain from his arm and it went around the bowling ball guy's head. Then he ripped the guy's head off like a cap to a cherry (blood) soda that had been shaken up (blood came like a fountain). The next guy was half ninja and he had two knives. "HIIIIIIYAA!" he shouted, and tried to cut Deadman. Well he cut him all right, but it was no big deal because he just healed. "Sorry, Karate Customer, but you just signed your own death sentence. And here's the period," Deadman said and punched the man a thousand times in all his organs, causing heavy internal bleeding which caused him to swell up, which he did. Then Deadman stepped on his swollen stomach and blood gushed out of him. Well that left the man with the torch. The torch guy was trying to set Deadman on fire and he wasn't sure how he was gonna take this loser out. But then he got an idea. He grabbed a bottle of whiskey and quickly drank half of it into his mouth then spit it at the torch while it was in front of the criminal's face, setting his whole body on fire. He ran around screaming until he fell to the ground, his flesh popping and burning and his fat was melting. "Burn, baby, burn," said Deadman, but the guy didn't hear him because he was one of the deaf brothers. And he was dead. The fat Croatian was in the corner crying and doing drugs. Deadman walked up to him and said, "Where is Big Dickie, Tubbo?".
"He-he's in the bbbbasement! Please don't hurt me!" he replied.
Deadman grabbed all the drugs in the place and put them between two pieces of bread and said, "Here, have a sandwich, and stuffed it down his face. The fat man overdosed and died and Deadman kicked him. "Say NO to drugs and sandwiches, pal" and he walked downstairs to face Big Dickie.

......TO BE CONTINUED....?


C/C?