Logic puzzles

[Alaric]

Given:

There's a prehistoric monster that came from outer space, sent by the Martians to destroy the human race.

(Note:

The FBI is helpless- it's 20 stories tall.)


1) What shall we do?

2) Who shall we call?

[vamp]

Given:

There's a prehistoric monster that came from outer space, sent by the Martians to destroy the human race.

(Note:

The FBI is helpless- it's 20 stories tall.)


1) What shall we do?

2) Who shall we call?

1) Run, obviously
2)The ghost-busters! You set yourself up for that one :P

[Placebo]

would it be too obvious to say Tobor? *anime junkie*

[ow_tiobe_sb]

1. Don't Panic.™

2. The nearest museum of natural history to inform the curator that his or her missing dinosaur fossils have been found.

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Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

[lmalonsof]

1) Send an official protest to the Martians for those actions
2) Chuck Norris

[Glitch Girl]

Given:

There's a prehistoric monster that came from outer space, sent by the Martians to destroy the human race.

(Note:

The FBI is helpless- it's 20 stories tall.)

1) What shall we do?

2) Who shall we call?

(Note emphasis)

1) Nothing. Since it's prehistoric, it already existed millions of years ago.  Obviously we're still here, so therefor it must have failed. 

Personally I suspect it met with some bad company.

2) Ghostbus-  I mean Mythbusters!  :D

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

1)  We shall, of course, strive at all times to do our utmost vis-a-vis this troubling Triassic terror!

2) Who shall we call though?  That's a tough one all right.... If only there was some grouping of superheroes... a Force committed to the concepts of Freedom perhaps... who have previous form in the area of battling dinosurs and aliens both.