Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script

[Midnite]

Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script

Sounds so epic...
I like how Bats and Joker shoot BIG *$@*&$!! missiles at each other.  :thumbup:
The sad part is that this sounds better than Batman & Robin.  :D

[Glitch Girl]

BATMAN
Back in black.
Pyrotechnics errupt in the distance.  Guitar solo.

hee hee hee...  so frickin' epic indeed.

BRUCE
We hack the internet.

ALFRED
Hack the internet?

BRUCE
Yes, hack the internet.

GENERAL
No one's hacked the internet before!

BRUCE
Well, there's a first time for everything.

GENERAL
Okay, I like it... but which of the internets do we hack?

BRUCE
All of them

[/me dies laughing]

[Mr. Hamrick]

this script can't be real or recent

[BWPS]

That's one of the funniest things I've ever read. I like to laugh.

[UnkoMan]

this script can't be real or recent

I'm fairly certain it's not suppose to be taken seriously.

That being said, I would love to see some fans make this.

[lugaru]

She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.

:thumbup: