Unbeardable

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Did you know that BiL's beard is detachable?

Hmm...I wonder what else is I can detach from his person...

*rummages through his surgical bag*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

[bearded]

surprisingly, without the beard, i look a lot like...i mean, in a top hat and tuxedo without the beard, i look like...that is, if i were to have culture and elegance, i might appear to be...
especially if my other parts were to be removed.  and i had a surgical bag.  we could be twins.  if i were girly.