Dance, you fools!

[randyripoff]

[vamp]

Spidey dancing isn't news to us  ;) :P

[randyripoff]

Spidey dancing isn't news to us  ;) :P

*cuts vamp's head off with a rusty spoon*

I SAID DANCE!

[The_Baroness]

 :cool:

*moves far away from Randy and begins to dance ALONE in one corner*

[randyripoff]

SharkMen(TM)!  Set lasers on "hokey pokey"!  Attack!

*Watches the SharkMen(TM) "shake it all about" with the Baroness*

[kkhohoho]

SharkMen(TM)!  Set lasers on "hokey pokey"!  Attack!

*Watches the SharkMen(TM) "shake it all about" with the Baroness*

I thought Tiobe was the new leader of the Feifdom. :huh: *Stays where he is like an idiot.*

[randyripoff]

I thought Tiobe was the new leader of the Feifdom. :huh: *Stays where he is like an idiot.*

Uh huh.  You keep believing that.

Now, Macarena or die! :twisted:

[vamp]

*Picks up his head*

Well I never. Tiobe wouldnt have tried this tom-foolery on me!

*sews his head back on*

[randyripoff]

*Picks up his head*

Well I never. Tiobe wouldnt have tried this tom-foolery on me!

*sews his head back on*

*drops a 900 ton tom-fool on vamp's head before he can finish sewing*

Now dance--or the cute puppy dies!

[GogglesPizanno]

Remember me for my sacrifice....



HEY MACARENA!

[randyripoff]

Now that's more like it!

*shoots GogglesPizanno's kneecaps off in celebration*

YEE-HAH!  Let's see some more!

[GogglesPizanno]

Wait... come back here...
'Tis but a scratch.
Just a flesh wound.
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.

[randyripoff]

*slaps GogglesPizanno with a shoelace*

[vamp]

*talking to tom*

You may be in charge of myspace, and be a fool, but buy me a drink before you fall on me, and lose some weight.

*To Randy*

And as for the puppies, i could care less

[GogglesPizanno]

** Grumble Grumble **

Stupid Macarena song stuck in my head

** Grumble Grumble **

Stupid Randy with his stupid shoelaces

** Grumble Grumble **

Stupid Vamp with his puppies....

PUPPIES!?!
Who's the good puppy?
Who's the good puppy dog??
You're the good puppy...
Yes you are...
YES you are...

[randyripoff]

*To Randy*

And as for the puppies, i could care less

Oh? How about the vamp's?

*shoots vamp with a rosewood arrow, hangs a wreath of garlic around his neck, douses him with holy water, ties him to a cross, stabs him in the heart with a wooden stake, then cuts off his head again...then shoots his puppy, poisons his cat, defiles his crypt, and kills that guy that goes "woo woo woo" at the top of his lungs at 3am every morning.  leaves the toilet seat up*

[vamp]

*using his dying breathe*

Well someone has anger issues. Feel free to turn me into a marionette

*Dies*

[randyripoff]

Well someone has anger issues. Fell free to turn me into a marionette

Very well.

*strings up vamp's body and makes him dance to the organ grinder for money*

[Panther_Gunn]

:prev: --But who did you vote for during the fiefdom elections, huh? There seems to be a bit of a problem right now with who is the true leader. Who would you want to lead this place?

:pgunn::  *hrmf*  That fiasco?  The first "election" in Russia was more valid than that thing.  Can you vote someone out of power if you don't know who they are?  And do you really think that Randy would relinquish his grip on this place that easily (or bloodlessly)?

I thought Tiobe was the new leader of the Feifdom. :huh: *Stays where he is like an idiot.*

Uh huh.  You keep believing that.

Now, Macarena or die! :twisted:

All I can say is, y'all had your warning.  If 11 hours isn't enough time, don't know what more I can do for ya.  Although, anyone who really *needed* the warning is probably muddying up the gene pool, anyway.  <_<

[BWPS]

[ow_tiobe_sb]

I thought Tiobe was the new leader of the Feifdom. :huh: *Stays where he is like an idiot.*

Uh huh.  You keep believing that.

Now, Macarena or die! :twisted:

Now I know what I must become to stop men like him...

The host of Top of the Pops!

*hangs the D.J.*

*brandishes a cane-shaped microphone*

*assumes a fencing stance*

En garde, Mr. Ripoff...but first, here's the latest track from Lil Wayne!

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

[Midnight]

[Sevenforce]

 :blink:

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

[randyripoff]

*has the SharkMen(TM) two-step all over ow_tiobe_sb in spiked golf shoes*

[Alaric]

GINGER:

Think of what you're losing
By constantly refusing
To dance with me.
You'd be the idol of France with me.

And yet you stand there and shake your foolish head rheumatically
While I wait here so ecstatically.
You just look and say emphatically:

FRED:

Not this season. There's a reason.

I won't dance. Don't ask me.
I won't dance. Don't ask me.
I won't dance, Madame, with you.
My heart won't let my feet do things they should do.

You know what? You're lovely.

GINGER:

So what? I'm lovely...

FRED:

But oh, what you do to me.
I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore.
I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor.

GINGER:

Ah, but when you dance you're charming and you're gentle.
Especially when you do The Continental.

FRED:

But this feeling isn't purely mental.
For heaven rest us
I'm not asbestos.
And that's why...

I won't dance. Why should I?
I won't dance. How could I?
I won't dance, merci beaucoup.

I know that music leads the way to romance.
And if I hold you in my arms... I won't dance.

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

* Puts on his red shoes and dances the blues *

[catwhowalksbyhimself]

Cats do not dance.  They only step gingerly.

[randyripoff]

Cats do not dance.  They only step gingerly.

*dips catwhowalksbyhimself feet first into a vat of acid until all that's left are stumps*

Let's see you step at all now.

[Deaths Jester]

Beware for the dead dance!

*dances the Thriller*

[catwhowalksbyhimself]

*dips catwhowalksbyhimself feet first into a vat of acid until all that's left are stumps*

*vanishes into thin air and re-appears, whole*

I love being phantasmal.