Video Paradise - PG 13!!!

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 Video Paradise

6:17 PM

Tommy: Hey Jeff you could you tell me what the hell this is?

Jeff: Um... A movie.

Tommy: Cou;d you go ahead and read the title.

Jeff: "Defile".

Tommy: And could you tell me what its say below that?

Jeff: "Rated X".

Tommy: We only rent out G to R movies here. So you the hell did you order this?

Jeff: I thought it was about something else.

Tommy: Jeff, the title is "Defile", what the hell else is it going to be about?

Jeff: I thought it was a documentary. I swear, man, I thought it was rated R.

Tommy: There's a tied up naked woman on the cover. All the posters show men raping women. Do you really think it's going to be rated R? No!



9: 36 PM

Jeff: Hey Tommy. I need some help up here.

Tommy: No way, man! I'm not smelling your finger again.

Jeff: It's about a customer.

Tommy: I swear to god, if it's another handpuppet, I'm kicking your arse.

Small Asian Man: When, hen key! Dia cho ne parei kelso feen.

Jeff: It's like he's trying to speak to me in some sort of odd language.

Tommy: He's speaking Japanese, you dumbass. Hoga chi. Lei len cho tow.

Small Asian Man: Lep lee shin so me les too.

Jeff: What'd he say?

Tommy: He wants to rent "Defile".






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