Attention All: Today is officially Talk Like Hulk Day!!!!

[thalaw2]

TODAY IS TALK LIKE HULK DAY!!


PUNY HUMANS START TALKING!!!!!

[Glitch Girl]

Hulk  dance if Hulk want to
Hulk leave friends behind
'Cause if Hulk Friends don't dance, if don't dance
then HULK SMASH!

[JeyNyce]

Hulk Smash!
Hulk Bash!
Hulk have a soy latte with equal! NOW!

[ow_tiobe_sb]

More drama from the Big green Fella:

O! Hulk's grief!  Hulk has lost him surely. Hulk has lost only Playboy of Western World.

...

HULK SMASH PLAYBOY OF WESTERN WORLD!!!  AHHHHHHHHH, BEDAD!!!

*mistakenly (but gratifyingly) reduces Tony Stark to free-floating leptons*

*curtain falls*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Puny Human

[Glitch Girl]

leave it to ow_tiobe to make the Hulk sound erudite ;)

Er... I mean
PURPLE MAN MAKE HULK SOUND SMART

[ow_tiobe_sb]

leave it to ow_tiobe to make the Hulk sound erudite ;)

Clearly by "erudite" you must mean "like a patron of a shebeen in County Mayo," unless, of course, we're talking about the Big Fella, in which case you must mean "like a patron of a shebeen in West Cork."

Erm, that is...

HULK SMASH BIG WORDS INTO LITTLE WORDS!!!  THEN HULK SMASH LITTLE WORDS INTO INDIVIDUAL LETTERS!!! OOH!  THERE GO BIG WORD NOW!  HAAAARRRRRRRR!!!

*crushes a heretofore unseen chocolate chip cookie into his mouth, which seems to crumble and fall to the ground without being consumed*

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Puny Human

[BlueBard]

No one talk like Hulk!  Only Hulk talk like Hulk!  Hulk is the Hulk-talking-est one there is! 

If puny humans talk like Hulk, then Hulk sound like he is talking like puny human, and no one know it Hulk talking except Hulk unless they see Hulk talking because Hulk is greenest one there is and if people think Hulk is talking like puny human that make Hulk mad and people wouldn't like Hulk when Hulk is angry... um, -er.

So if puny humans talk like Hulk and make Hulk sound like he talk like puny human, Hulk SMASH everyone who talk like Hulk!  Uh, um, that no good.  Then Hulk have to SMASH Hulk.  Hulk got enough of that in comic book, not want to do here too.

So!  If puny humans talk like Hulk, then Hulk will talk like puny humans!  THEN Hulk SMASH everyone who talk like Hulk!

[billdamn22]

HULK TALK TOO MUCH
HULK WANT SMASHED POTATOES NOW

[BWPS]

I'm going to talk like Bruce Banner until someone gives me a reason.

[Mr. Cow]

MR. COW SMASH! MOOOVE OR GET CRUSHED LIKE SMALL BUG! GRRRRRAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Uncle Yuan]

Today Dr. Hulk talk about urology!

You have kidney stone?

Dr. Hulk help!

How Dr. Hulk help?

Dr. Hulk perform extra corparop . . . extracorporial shockwave licko . . listo . . lithotriff . .

Dr. Hulk  SMASH!

[Alaric]

BAH! Vowel not need to pretend he's Hulk! VOWEL IS THE VOWELISHEST ONE THERE IS!

VOWEL PONTIFICATE!!!

[MinuteMan Frank]

You're all mad.   :lol:
Thanks for the email Randy!

[the_ultimate_evil]

TUE IS CONFUSED, WHY TUE TALK LIKE THIS


BETTTTTTTTTTTY

[USAgent]

Why agent only one painted green?  Agent didn't get right memo!    Agent embarressed and confused...


NOW AGENT MAD!!!!

[DireWolf]

DW DRINK BEER GET SMASHED! DIRECUB BOUNCE

[Ryuukuro]

'KURO NOT ON BOARD FOR LONG TIME BUT 'KURO COME BACK TALK LIKE HULK.  'KURO STRONGEST THERE IS!  STRONGER THAN PUNY HULK ANYWAY!  KURO SMASH!!! AND BURN!!!  BUT NOT 'CAUSE 'KURO ANGRY.  'KURO JUST LIKE SMASH THINGS.  AND BURN THING.

'KURO DONE NOW.

[randyripoff]

HULK ONLY PAWN IN BIG GAME OF LIFE!

[the_ultimate_evil]

HULK ONLY PAWN IN BIG GAME OF LIFE!

blazing saddles FTW

[BWPS]

HULK ONLY PAWN IN BIG GAME OF LIFE!

blazing saddles FTW

PUNY BASTARD SHOOT HULK IN HULK'S arse!!!

[USAgent]

Oh great, party over and Agent still look green

[saturdaycartoon_squared]

CARTOON GUY ONLY NEEDS CARTOON GUY, PUNY PINATAS MAKE CARTOON GUY SAD, WILL SMASH ALL PUNY PINATAS, CARTOON GUY SMASH 30 MINUTE TOY COMMERIXC..., COMICCS...MOMMERIC... CARTOON GUY SMASSHHHH!!!

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

BETTTTTTTTTTTY

Silly TUE.  That was Talk like Hulk Day, not Talk like Frank Spencer Day...