Yawn....

[randyripoff]

*ignores GogglesPizano*

[vamp]

*ignores randy's ignoring of GogglesPizano*

[randyripoff]

*drives a steak through the heart of vamp*

*a stake too*

[GogglesPizanno]

*Pulls steak out of vamp, slips it into white glove and slaps Randy*

I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

[randyripoff]

*ignores the slap as it bounces off of his force field*

[Deaths Jester]

*ignores everyone*

[kkhohoho]

*ignores everyone*

*Ignores DJ's ignoring of everyone.*

[ow_tiobe_sb]

*wags his finger at everyone's ingnorance*

*then wags Randy about by his unusually short, fat tail, similar to the time that Mr. Ripoff was found dangling from a modifier that Bratney Spores recommended to him mere moments after saying, "I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes, and we should just support that."*

--To Be Continued in THE STAND
And to think you thought you'd seen this summer's blockbuster...I say unto you, "You ain't seen nothing yet."  The fireworks will not end with various Independence Days or the Summer Olympics.  There will be a reckoning, and Mr. Ripoff will need to answer for his aggressions against our fellow citizen, Mr. Goggles.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Fop o' th' Morning

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

* Adopts an aloof attitude (in keeping with the spirit of disregard that pervades this thread), but in reality... The Eyebrow sees ALL! *

[GogglesPizanno]

*has been continually hitting Randy with Steak filled glove*
*Is now bored*
*ignores Randy*
*feigns minor interest in the Eyebrow who is watching him*
*decides to ignore that as well*
.
.
(yawn)
.
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*goes back to pounding on Randy with steak filled glove*

[randyripoff]

*pushes a button.  GogglesPizano's underwear explodes, taking his giblets along for the ride*

*has a SharkMan(TM) deliver a poisoned cup of tea to ow_tiobe_sb, as well as a leather gauntlet to slap him with and a note reading, "bring it on, fop boy"*

[GogglesPizanno]

Oooo that tickles....

[randyripoff]

*ignores the eunuch*

[UnfluffyBunny]

*walks into thread...
hears a squelch*
darn it, who's leaving crap on the floor??? and whydoes it look like some guys junk?? wait... oh man... ewww!!!
*exits thread rapidly!*

[apparently i hafta darn and not

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damn

[vamp]

I object!

[randyripoff]

I object!

Overruled...

*shoves garlic cloves down vamp's throat*

[GogglesPizanno]

Overruled...

SIDEBAR!

*Breaks into falsetto rendition of Surrey with a fringe on top*

[Sevenforce]

I OBJECT! To his OBJECTION!