Ahoy me mateys, it be international talk like a pirate day, so show yer pirate spirit!
I'll show ye my pirate spirit alright! It be at the end of me blade! Arrrrggghhhh! And don't be touchin me booty.
Avast! tis Pirate Day, I'll hoist my Pirate Day tree up the yard'arm and put on my Sunday-go-to-meeting eyepatch.
Arrr! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPH1OoTobtk)
(why should we be limittimg ourselves to SEAfaring pirates?)
The Pirate's Alphabet:
A
B-lay!
Sea
D
E
F
G
H
Aye
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
Arr!
S
T
Ye
V
W
The Spot
Y
Z
Arrr-gh! I be late to thee party yet a'gain! Darned ninjas got in me way while trying to get to the internets. Oh well! There always be next ye-ARRRR!